So you want to be a millionare?

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So you want to be a millionare? - Reyweld - 04-22-2015

Too bad, I have all the dollars.

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RE: So you want to be a millionare? - Whimbrel - 04-22-2015

CURSE YOU, REYWELLLLLLLLLD

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - Reyweld - 04-23-2015

For being the first responder, I will give you this reward:
(I couldn't risk not having all the dollars, so instead I gave you a painting.)

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RE: So you want to be a millionare? - Whimbrel - 04-23-2015

I humbly accept this fortune

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - Kitet - 04-23-2015

aw man the topic title was cut off in the forum thing and i was hoping this thread was about wanting to be millipedes

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - Sai - 04-23-2015

Jokes on you, Reyweld! Your monopoly on dollars is useless when I hold the monopoly to GOLD

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - Gatr - 04-23-2015

I am already a millionaire.

in dogecoins.

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(very money. such richness. so pile. wow.)

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-23-2015

Who needs money when you have commodity? This cheese? This is worth way more.

*Credit holds cheese*

You can eat cheese

*Credit eats a piece of cheese*

But you can't eat paper! Nope, never gonna sell this baby in a million years

*cheese expires five days later*

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - goblin's - 04-23-2015

Hello yes I'd like one million please

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-23-2015

(04-23-2015, 03:57 AM)goblins Wrote: »Hello yes I'd like one million please

Here it is, a lifetime supply of bananas

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - Reyweld - 04-23-2015

Don't be so quick to dismiss dollars. They have so many purposes:

Can be offered to the banking god for property.
Can be lit on fire for warmth/arson
Can be shredded in paper shredder (such entertainment)
Also bedding and recreational swimming (Donald Duck style)

See! Look at all those tasty options. Except for food. So hungry.....

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Can I have some eats Goblin's? I haven't had a banana since I became the head +body of an evil corporation and overthrowing the local government didn't help.

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - goblin's - 04-23-2015

Well considering there is no way I could eat one million bananas in the time it would take them to rot, please eat as many as you'd like.

This also means, since it is a lifetime supply, that I will die within two weeks or I will never eat another banana again after that.

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - OrangeAipom - 04-23-2015

Whose lifetime?

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-23-2015

a housefly's. Because that's the least amount of time it takes for a banana to rot on your counter.

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - OTTO - 04-24-2015

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RE: So you want to be a millionare? - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-24-2015

I already showed no remorse! There isn't any more remorse that I don't show! If you're looking to extract further lack of remorse, then you must have some nerve. And you've also come to the wrong place.

Go to goblin's instead. goblin's killed that one guy and never told anyone about it.

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - OrangeAipom - 04-24-2015

if only legs cost a dollar a piece

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - Reyweld - 04-25-2015

(04-24-2015, 08:00 PM)Geoluhread Wrote: »if only legs cost a dollar a piece

Then I could exchange all of the dollars for all of the legs.

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RE: So you want to be a millionare? - Schazer - 04-25-2015

Centipedes are scary venomous motherfuckers who eat raw flesh (and by raw flesh I mean bugs, mostly. Raw bug flesh). Millipedes are rotund and herbivorous and cute

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-25-2015

Reyweld, i don't think you understand what you got into when you made this offer.

You're practically peddling illegal drugs. I can't believe I didn't check sooner but Money is a controlled substance under Schedule II of the United States Controlled Substances Act. Money may induce vomiting, high cholesterol, heart-attacks, death, post-mortem heart-attacks, melanism, melonism, capitalism, financial downturns, financial upturns, financial downturns, hobophobia (a remarked fear of lower-class citizens), hoboism (an intense desire to become a lower-class citizen), consumerism, consume-burgerism, technocratism, Presbyterianism, Judaism, Catholicism, Muslim, Muslimism, Slim-slamism, Darwinism, Lamarckism, escapism, Hippocratism,

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cultural schism, despootism, 420blazizm (burn dat ku$hmoney real gud), politicism, political correctism, voting (requires immediate medical attention), socialism, socratism, spookism, racism, fascism, faceism, mac eism, masochism, smackism (talkin' lethal doses of perjury, on da street, yo), massism (the state of having mass), many fatal types of -isms too horrifying to mention, diarrhea (not limited to: verbal, mental, aethereal, phantasmagorical, ad diarrhesium (pretty much ad nauseam BUT WORSE)), the wrath of various gods, drug addiction, rug addiction, Ugg addiction (they're really ugly so I understand why this might be the worst one yet), DnD addiction, dictionary addiction, diction (an obsession with how words are correctly pronounced), decision-making, pie-making, Pi-making, pathological lie-making, money-making (with possible use of money-makers, a contraband substance in many countries), may may-making, windows movie maker making, movie remake remaking, re-making of previously remade movie remakes, makey-makey making, gainful employment, a healthy lifestyle, wealth, and worst

of

all

a paper cut. Because handling all that damn money. Like. ow.

Subjects exposed to such an omnicidal hazard should take measures to burn all money in their immediate vicinity, including any passerby that happen to be carrying the substance. Those who continue to "buy" things will have the money forcibly expelled from their wallets and all orifices through the use of blunt weaponry.

So with all these warnings in mind, we should steer clear of Reyweld's demonicly-possessed ravings promises of free capital.

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-25-2015

This was Credit on a comprehensive guide on How Not to Money. Find a copy of his latest book online for $19.99

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - Reyweld - 04-25-2015

Credit, you forget:
It's not about the money, money, money
I don't need your money, money, money
I just wanna make the world leg less dance,
Forget about the health risks price tag
Ain't about the (uh) ch-ch-ching ch-ching
Ain't about the (yeah) bl-bling bl-bling
Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the price tag, won't you?

RE: So you want to be a millionare? - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-25-2015

(04-25-2015, 11:36 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Forget about the price tag, won't you?

Yeah yeah fine okay the book is now $9.99.

But the International Monetary Fund (the governing body on all things $$$) will know about this! You are in NO condition to be giving people their financial fix. You have green, paper-like growths on your skin!

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RE: So you want to be a millionare? - Reyweld - 05-18-2015

I'm so sorry, Wheat. I'm sorry that I tricked you.