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<Schazzz> improtant question
<Schazzz> is pizza a pie
<Plaid> no
<Schazzz> thank you
<Plaid> it doesn't have pastry
<Schazzz> Dini is sofull of shit
<Plaid> yes
<Plaid> but we already knew that
<Mirdini> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie#Savory_pies
<Schazzz> this is such horse shit
<Schazzz> I don't believe
<Schazzz> pizza is not a goddamn pie
<Schazzz> you need to enclose the shit in pastry
<Mirdini> it's called a pizza pie, accept enlightenment
<Plaid> first sentence in the pizza article
<Plaid> "Pizza is an oven-baked flat bread"
<Schazzz> accept my middle finger, asshole
<Plaid> type: flatbread
<Plaid> not pie
<Plaid> suck it
<Mirdini> hahaha
<Schazzz> this is disgusting
<Schazzz> I'm reading the talkpage and as expected there is a minor edit war
<Plaid> so how did this even come up
<Schazzz> we're coming up with a skill tree for pie bandit for offbeat classes
<Schazzz> and Dini had the gall to say "we could make a pun on pizza"
<Plaid> how dare he
<Schazzz> I think we just had our first argument
<Anomaly> so he's fired now, right
<Mirdini> oven-banked
<Mirdini> *baked
<Schazzz> more like half-baked
<Plaid> i feel like this is going to snowball into an Incident That We Do Not Talk About
<Schazzz> pizza argument mach 2
<Jacquerel> maybe it's only a pie when eaten cold
<Schazzz> NO
<Schazzz> FUCK OFF
<Plaid> but
<Plaid> you can eat hot pies too
<Plaid> that makes no sense at all
<Schazzz> DO NOT EAT PIZZA BELOW ROOM TEMPERATURE
<Schazzz> AT A PINCH
<Plaid> cold spagalimis pizza the morning after is excellent tho
<Anomaly> people who eat cold pizza are Literally Satan
<Jacquerel> hee hee hee
<Schazzz> uuuuuuuuuuuuugh
<Plaid> see what you've started deens
<Plaid> how could you do this to us
<Mirdini> pizzapocalypse 2015

<Anomaly> new topic: worst pizza toppings
<Plaid> mushrooms
<Anomaly> black olives
<Schazzz> get out
<Plaid> actually thats a lie, on pizza is the only time i will eat mushrooms
<Plaid> any kind of meat
<Plaid> is more my pizza ruiner
<Schazzz> nah that's fair enough
<Jacquerel> tarmac would make a pretty bad pizza topping
<Schazzz> chalk
<Schazzz> semiprecious metals
<Schazzz> maligned metals
<Mirdini> precious metals
<Plaid> pond slime
<Anomaly> fine, then i won't invite any of you to my pizza party
<Schazzz> plastic bottles
<Mirdini> glass
<Schazzz> recyclables
<Schazzz> dishcloths
<Schazzz> action figures
<Schazzz> unopened tins of anchovies
<Jacquerel> an nvidia geforce gtx 970 computer graphics card
<Mirdini> raw eggs
<Schazzz> whole eggs
<Jacquerel> a live hen
<Schazzz> a whole baby
<Mirdini> half a baby
<Anomaly> all of those things, at the same time, are still better than black olives
<Schazzz> sentient olives that scream for mercy
<Jacquerel> an ant hill
<Mirdini> sentient olives that conspire to poison you
<Plaid> so just olives then
<Anomaly> thank you, plaid