Post your gross kitchens

Schazer I kind of hate my kitchen and I have self-reinforcing feedback loops that dissuade me from stepping in there
Fake same
Paranoia I never ever want to go into my kitchen.
Schazer I will /probably/ clean up my kitchen this weekend?

10:20 Paranoia schazer: here is a deal. we will take photos of our crappy kitchens this monday and post them for the world to see, so if they're still places we don't want to be the world will know why and judge us accordingly.
10:20 Schazer fuck
10:20 Schazer ok Para it's a deal

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I bitch a lot about the corner of my apartment that is charitably called a kitchen, and now, thanks to Para, I'm going to give you guys a tour on Monday.

Failure to do so designates me as a FALLEN EANGLE and probably means I have to accept dares/challenges/etc from anyone who wants to have a go at me. Cleaning the kitchen by Monday is not a required part of completing the challenge, but let's face it I am too prideful to show you photos of a shitty kitchen that's made even shittier by my active neglect.

Also Para has basically agreed to the above terms, and accepts to be a similar target of ridicule as soon as he posts his acknowledgement in the thread.

In the interim, post your shitty kitchen or kindly up the stakes by insinuating what, exactly, I'll have to do if I chicken out on this.