I'll answer your questions

What doyou get if you multiply six by nine?

sixty nine
: ^ )

goblin's goblin's on the spot, who is hot and who is not?

_{hi how was ur day today}

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Spoilersince i'm in tin tier i have to make sure my questions are sufficiently tiny

My day was flawlessly executed by all its actors. For correctly identifying the properties of tin, you have been permitted the ability to redefine tin as any other metal.

Who is, in general, the worst?

I'm

what are my orders

You have to control yourself in the presence of nice things. Teach yourself discipline. Don't overreach.

What doyou get if you multiply six by nine?

6 x 9 = 54

sixty nine
: ^ )

You've been promoted to the rank of "Mouther-Offer" and will remain as such until you present a question.

goblin's goblin's on the spot, who is hot and who is not?

goblin hot, rest are not

A bonus puzzle has arrived!! The challenge is on!

The puzzle is here.

The first to assemble the puzzle is given the gift of A Dark Object, which will be useful in the hard times to come. You have been warned. Make hay.

What do I win?

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Is the prize misspent youth?

if a woodchuck could chuck would, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

they already answered this one, try to keep up

if a woodchuck could chuck would, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

they already answered this one, try to keep up

I'm just a pair of sunglasses, I cannot see well.

Do I need glasses?

nah, shades for summer is over

How can I achieve both self-actualization and complete sublimation of self?

How can i achieve Slorange's self-actualization, and no one else's?

Can I steal goblin's and then drown it in a vat of HiQuality™ acid?

What do I win?

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You are truly a hero. As promised, you have been awarded a dark object. She is among us. She has seen fit to give you this object.

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Hold on to it. You will need it. The days of peace are numbered. Use questions to stay busy until then.

Is the prize misspent youth?

In a way, we have all won misspent youth. Time pushes ever forward.

if a woodchuck could chuck would, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?

2

I'm just a pair of sunglasses, I cannot see well.

Do I need glasses?

Yes

How can I achieve both self-actualization and complete sublimation of self?

Set a goal to go from a solid state to one of pure gas, without a liquid intermediary, then reach it.

How can i achieve Slorange's self-actualization, and no one else's?

Can I steal goblin's and then drown it in a vat of HiQuality™ acid?

Ask Slorange for their self-actualization, that is your only option.

You cannot steal goblin's

Question for the congregation:

Who will you turn to when the darkness falls?

Certainly not goblin's. It is a very shady character.

my friend the dancing + singing candlestick

You have both answered correctly. Each of you has lost your Original Sin. You now have a tremendous advantage.

Continue the questions.

Is your username's apostrophe possessive or a typo?

If it's possessive, what is the possessed thing?

If it is not possessive, what do you wish to possess?

What is the correct collective noun for a group of goblins?

Good questions, Schazer! You have ALSO lost your Original Sin. Additionally, you are able to re-burden either CHWOKA star OR Credit with their Original Sin. This will be supremely inconvenient for them. Choosing not to curse one of those two will have a mysterious consequence.

Is your username's apostrophe possessive or a typo?
-Possessive!

If it's possessive, what is the possessed thing?
-I'm

If it is not possessive, what do you wish to possess?
-It is possessive, but I will answer anyway. I would like a nice pair of gloves.

What is the correct collective noun for a group of goblins?
-There are many. A horde, a throng, a mob, a clusterfuck, an idiot posse, an "army", a warren's-worth. And more.

If Mitochondrial Eve chose a sexual partner on the grounds of what I'm going to vaguely define "cultural selection", to be distinguished from natural selection or sexual selection, could this be construed as a violation of her DNA's design/"will" to produce genetically/phenotypically robust offspring and thus be construed as a genetic Original Sin?

Fingerless gloves, gloves with fingers, or mittens?

If Mitochondrial Eve chose a sexual partner on the grounds of what I'm going to vaguely define "cultural selection", to be distinguished from natural selection or sexual selection, could this be construed as a violation of her DNA's design/"will" to produce genetically/phenotypically robust offspring and thus be construed as a genetic Original Sin?

Fingerless gloves, gloves with fingers, or mittens?

Microscopic creatures aren't capable of sin, no matter how cutesy their names are, or how poorly conceived their reasons for choosing a partner for reproduction. Only living things with masses greater than 1kg can be sinful. I'm surprised a biologist like yourself wouldn't have known that.

For not burdening your fellow questioners with Original Sin, you will be given the First Key to the Master Chest. The Master Chest requires 5 keys to open. There are no duplicates. Once all the keys surface, you may have to negotiate with other questioners to obtain the full set, if you are not already in possession of them.

A glove without distinct fingers cannot be a glove. Fingerless gloves and mittens are both beyond saving. I need a glove that can protect, that can be stylish, but can also be useful.

Did you know that Mitochondrial Eve was a human, possessing mitochondria, from whom all anatomically modern humans are directly descended through their matrilineal line?

Do goblins have standard genetics like humans, or do you have magic in the mix goofing things up? Was it racist of me to just assume you're the same as humans?

As promised. Here is the First Master Key: The Key of Goat

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I did not know that Mitochondrial Eve was a massive being. For stumping me, you have earned NOTHING. You cannot always win absurd prizes.

I am not a goblin, please do not make that assumption. No goblin has ever been examined under extreme scientific scrutiny. We'll assume that they're carbon based, at the very least. Also... very cute. Love goblin.

There is magic involved.

Have you ever experienced magic?

If you could punch any one person right now with zero repercussions, who would it be?

What number am I thinking of?

What number are YOU thinking of?

Have the answers to any of the questions you've been asked changed since you originally answered them? Would you give new answers if asked again?