I'll answer your questions

meme?

yes, you, you

Why is your avatar a gross arthropod, I don't like it

What's a sonic heghog, and why are they all so fast?

(Please don't tell solaris I that asked you, I'm too ashamed to ask them about it myself.)

Whysopod

what's the best

what is jacq's face

what is love

come on garuru, even I can answer that question.

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Why is your avatar a gross arthropod, I don't like it

I love warm, close places. It reminds me of home.

What's a sonic heghog, and why are they all so fast?

sonic are blue, which is one of the longer wavelengths of light in the human visual spectrum. longer light waves means faster hedge feet. You will go fast, sonic is fast.

Whysopod

gonna answer this question with a question: what's a good side dish for a beefy burg?

what's the best

goblin

what is jacq's face

I know the answer and I'll answer your question the answer to the question that I'm answering is that the answer is it's a face.

what is love

in mammals, it's oxytocin

My turn to ack a question:

Why does when in an art story that when people talk there's lines and bubbles, but when a real flesh body talks there's no lines n bubbs?

there are, they're just invisible. human speech requires bubbles as a medium. that's why soap was created

I am a certain bird, but I guess not the certain bird that you have in mind...

ok that question was a bust, too much misinformation. Credit is now on level 1 question probation. wheat now has 4 Q-points and 1 digital beanbag posse

continue to ask me questions now

what manner of table lamp should i eat

what's it like where you're from?

Gonna use your DBbP already? Can't say I agree with your decision but I gotta answer all questions..

It's.. cloudy.. brisk. I'm surrounded by animals. It is terrifying. They chew the fat, in all senses. They are loud. They are quiet. Everywhere, they have eyes. Everywhere, mouths. There is no place to hide.

what manner of table lamp should i eat

At the point you are eating t. lamps, you can just eat any of them, they'll all have the same effect (tasting great and being really good for you)

you're a tongue-eating louse, right? can you teach me how to kiss girls?

you're a tongue-eating louse, right? can you teach me how to kiss girls?

Yeah, just eat their tongues

girls love it when you eat their tongues and then functionally replace them with your own body

good question, I award you with 2 Puzzle Pieces. If you collect 3 you get a chance to solve the Junior Puzzle and earn an Advanced Questions Larder

Where did that apostrophe come from?

You must be more specific. There are so many apostrophes. Most come from between the semicolon and Enter.

to which goblin do you belong

what's the best strategy for escaping from a maze

Oh well that clears it up.

That story... the story of Sir Stacks and his beloved goblin wife.. it's for another time. Maybe when I trust you more, I'll share. But you're still on level 1 Probation, you must be on level 3 probation to get access to personal anecdotes.

The questions are coming fast and furious. It is pleased.

To escape a maze, one must employ the best strategy: Have the blueprints tattoo'd on your body.

1. What is your favorite food?
   
2. If you had a sledgehammer, what would you do?
   
3. What do you like best about the custodial staff?
   
4. A runaway train is coming down the track. It is headed towards five people who are tied to the track. You realize that you can save the five by throwing a switch and diverting the train down another track, but there is one other person tied to that track! Do you flip the switch?
   
5. What would your dream date be?
   
6. What would your nightmare date be?
   
7. What is the answer to this question?
   
8. In what ways did development of transportation bring about economic and social change in the United States in the period 1820 to 1860?
   
9. What is twice the half of 1 and 3/7ths?
   
10. If you had to pick any United States President to look like, which one would you pick?
    
11. If you were ice cream, what flavor would it be, and how quickly would you melt at room temperature?
    
12. If an rocket weighing 500 kg is sliding across a frozen lake with a thrust force of 10,000 Newtons, and the coefficient of friction of the ice is 0.1, what is the rocket's acceleration?
    
13. Did you know that over 10,000 Zamboni machines have been delivered around the world?
    
14. What amazes you?
    
15. How many verses does The Star-Spangled Banner have?
    
16. How are you going to handle David Letterman?
    
17. Who would win in a fight: Batman or music?
    
18. Spell "stromuhr."
    
19. What's your favorite type of chair?
    
20. Karl Marx once said, "Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite!" What do you think?
    
21. If you were a woodchuck, how much wood would you chuck?
    
22. Which member of One Direction do you know the least about?
    
23. A warden tells his 100 prisoners that he will let them go free if they can fulfill his conditions. In an empty room the warden has set up, there are two switches that are not hooked up to anything. The warden will pick a prisoner at random, even the same prisoner every time, and take them to the room, where they can flip one, both, or none of the switches, then leave. They will be accompanied by the warden, who will ensure they do not do anything in the room except interact with the switches and go back to their cell. Once in their cell, the prisoners are completely isolated from each other. To be set free, one of the prisoners must tell the warden that all 100 prisoners have been through this room. If he is wrong, all the prisoners will be executed. The prisoners have one chance to conspire before any of them have been through the room. How long until the warden is fired?
    
24. Writer's notes are from the writer. Editor's notes are from the editor. Who writes the Reader's notes?
    
25. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. What do you do?
    
26. How do you measure success?
    
27. We've talked a lot about Southern hospitality tonight, but what do you have to say about it?
    
28. What is Oregon's state bird?
    
29. When did you first realize you were beautiful?
    
30. Do you think we should repeal the 18th amendment?
    
31. Why doesn't Cinderella's glass slipper change back to a regular shoe at midnight?
    
32. Who is the Vice President of the United States of America?
    
33. Is it good?
    
34. What did the wall say to the other wall?
    
35. If you won tonight, how would you tear down the patriarchy?
    
36. Are you jealous that contestant number 6 is so much better than you?
    
37. What is your first-date policy?
    
38. What will you give the orphans?
    
39. Would you rather own a cat-sized dog or a dog-sized cat?
    
40. Where is the bathroom? ¿Dónde está el baño?
    
41. In English, what is the Future Perfect Progressive tense?