Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Also, for some reason people haven't figured out that I can't be killed regularly since I've had no less than six attempted shank attempts on me.

because...ZOMBIE LICH KING POWERS MAYBE!?

I can also confirm with 100% certainty that I am not responsible for any of the zombies.

well...alright...

are we ever going to find out who the True Victor of the whaleduel was?

I guess now that our number is so few we might have to actually watch the voting...haha just kidding

vote: Not The Author because I can't read his posts

Mebb'n th'one c'nonly b'killed by th'other... 'R mebb'n tha'sa film'n saw 'sone time.

Oh, also, I'd like to purchase a china pug Garden Ornament from Handsman (if that's a thing I can do?)

Hrnf. Try'na 'nihilate whatcha don' un'rstan' won' getcha nowhere nohow, y'know. B'if'n any's'n 'clined'a translate f'thems what in't 'clined're cap'bl'a do'mselves, I'n b'gratef'l.

Okay sure, Oz works too I guess.

Shank Oz

Also, if we can buy things now, then I would like to purchase Books 1-6 of the Dinoverse Series, and also a Massive fuck-off Elvis-style bomb that I can strap to my own back. Please and thank you.

I think I'm going to purchase one of those Repellent Soft Frogs...

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Man, one more Morgan Freeman and I'd be outright terrified

And actually rather Elect Package 1: Granola if no one else wants it

Is anyone else feel uneasy about how Dal seems to be talking in pictures now?

I mean the report said they died but... We never found out their role. I think there is something else going on here.

We should be on guard.

Shopanking

OztheWizard - 9 (Granolaman, amosmyn, Palamedes, SupahKiven, Phish, Not The Author, Truegreen, Sai, Coldblooded)
Granolaman - 2 (Truegreen, LegendaryQ)
Not The Author - 1 (Seedy)

Abstaining - 7 (Schazer, Akumu, OztheWizard, TehPilot, Sanzh, Ixcaliber, Sruixan, Acionyx)

With 19 players alive, it takes 10 votes to groupshank. The groupshank will be delayed until the WHALE AWARDS have occurred even if a majority is reached.

Day deadline is in 142 hours or at 12:00 PM EST on Friday, September 19th.

Package #1

Granolaman - 1 (Granolaman)

Package #2

Granolaman - 1 (Truegreen)

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In Cart

Seedy - China Pug Garden Ornament
Truegreen - Repellant Soft Frog

Coldblooded runs from aisle to aisle looking for Books 1-6 of the Dinoverse Series and a Massive Bomb but seeing how they aren't in the product catalogue he isn't having much luck.

Oh, I think I need something else off that catalogue...70 metallic X's

I'll get some of that Real Artificial Lawn please.

If any of you think I'm not going to get a Portable Toilet then you've got another thing coming.

Alright, in that case I'll take one Galvanized Steel Trash Can, please.

Gi'na states'n things, 'na gon' order some Sanitary Materials. 'Sprolly'n mos' useful thing inn'ere, 'n I'n half-s'pect Dalm'n use whatall we'n pick t'rebuild'n return, yeh? Which sanita'in' 'terials hope'ly in't useful there-for.

*casually turns on SteamBoy*

I will order a mirror and a set pf builder's wear

I would like to purchase a Vegetable Growing Kit, please.

*casually turns on SteamBoy*

Group shank akumu

I think it would be in everyone's bests interest to go after another zombie. One we aren't certain is going to shank Palamedes tonight, since we all want Palamedes shanked anyway. Look into your heart.

If everyone wants me shanked then the question remains as to how I'm still standing and not a filthy zombie (we can probably kill both of you anyways if our bloodlust grows high enough again.

Also I would like to purchase the unti-slip mat, the A Goldfish Bowl, the jumpin' jack bag, and the entire set of dog lawn ornaments (minus the china pug one that seedy carelessly took from under my nose).

I need a portable power supply for reasons.

/checks shopping list

ok I'm gonna need...... Portable Power Supply, Motor Screw Driver, Shovel, and also a Kotatsu Leg Step or four.

Kotatsu are great but you would not believe how often I bang my hip when I'm trying to sleep in 'em.

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