Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Vote: speedchuck For being difficult to see on a bright monitor

Mirdini you missssssed me this is unforgivable I demand my vote count double, nay triple for this horseshittery how dare you.

MAN, I have no idea what's going on. This is what I get for having shitty internet. B(

Also, I support shanking zombies, let's SHANK:Cpi for being a zombie.

shank: CPI for being an unholy abomination

Niall, surprise me with one of the best drinks you've got. I'm in a good mood.

Also more shanks on zombies please.

I would love a drink, but I think I'll abstain. Wouldn't want to accidentally mess up this lovely music, now would I?

Vote: Chocolate Pi

Allowing zombies to live is never a good idea.

Souls? Science? High alcohol content drinks? All the same.

Totally.

<a spirited contribution to the discussion at hand>

shank sai

grudges never die

SCHAZER I LOVE YOU BUT IF YOU START BREWING UP ALCOHOL PUNS I WILL BE FORCED TO TURN FROM JEKYLL TO HYDROXYL.

...that wasn't an activation was it? I mean, that looks like bold but that is just such an odd way to activate.

I don't know. It's none of my boozeiness.

Quite a conundrum, we'll have to wait for some proof

IT WASN'T I JUST TALK LIKE THIS. DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY CONDITION.

Eh, just making sure. Haven't been around in a while, case you couldn't tell.

I alchemiss you too, Dalmy darling

Shank Mirdini for missing my vote.

Hey, I'm back on a stable internet connection! What's up everybody?

As far as I can rumember, not much.

wanders through the crowd delivering everyone's drinks. Nial is keeping him busy, always seeming to have another drink mixed up and ready to deliver.

SCHAZER IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR STELLA REPUTATION I'D SELL OFF YOUR LIVER TO MAKE A BUCKFAST.

THOSE ARE THE ONLY ALCOHOLIC DRINKS I'VE EVER HAD AND THEY BOTH SUCKED.

WAIT NO I HAD A MALIBOU ONCE IT WAS PRETTY GREAT.
IT WAS BASICALLY LIKE PINEAPPLE AND COCONUT OR SOMETHING?
IT TASTED LIKE SWEETIES.

"sounds like we have a patron with a sweet tooth. Have you tried any of our signature deserts? They all come with a delicious scoop of murder."

♪_Leftover Tropical Wallpaper_♪

Chocolate Pi - 19 (bigro, Pharmacy, Coldblooded, Palamedes, speedchuck, Truegreen, Phish, Chwoka, Sruixan, Pharas, cyber95, Plaid, Schazer, amosmyn, Granolaman, yd12k, SupahKiven, anacreon, Demonsul)
Granolaman - 4 (TehPilot, Crowstone, Sai, Gnauga)
"The Quartet's Pianist" - 1 (Antisequitur)
Mikeee - 1 (Not The Author)
Crowstone - 1 (Niall)
Solaris - 1 (konec0)
bigro - 1 (Chocolate Pi)
Prime Intellect - 1 (Scoffles)
speedchuck - 1 (Whimbrel)
Sai - 1 (LegendaryQ)
"Mirdini" - 1 (makerofthegames)

Abstaining - 15 (Solaris, Akumu, AgentBlue, Seedy, Deviant One, Sanzh, Prime Intellect, Dragon Fogel, Dalmationer, x1372, Breadpocalypse, beruru, Acionyx, Mikeee, Loather)

With 47 bitches alive it takes 24 bitches to groupshank. Day Three ends in ~92 hours at 6:00 PM EST on Friday, August 1st.

Hi Stiq
Bye Stiq

Shank: Choco Pi Onto the shank train woo woo