RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 10:52 AM
also I feel like this is relevant somehow
Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 10:52 AM
also I feel like this is relevant somehow
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 10:55 AM
I'd vote Malkytop as per THe communists logic because yes paradoxes but malky might be fakeclaiming and that'd be a waste.
<b>shank: Kieros</b> because of schazers epic enthrallment. Actually <b>shank schazer</b> because fuck bards.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 10:56 AM
(07-09-2014, 10:55 AM)yd12k Wrote: »I'd vote Malkytop as per THe communists logic because yes paradoxes but malky might be fakeclaiming and that'd be a waste. shank: eagletime for making me forget how to format.[/b]
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 11:12 AM
you still fucked it up
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 11:46 AM
(07-09-2014, 11:12 AM)Red709 Wrote: »you still fucked it up
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 12:15 PM
(07-09-2014, 11:46 AM)yd12k Wrote: »
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:04 PM
(07-09-2014, 03:06 AM)Granolaman Wrote: »Bwahahaha everyone's ignoring you this is hilarious Vote: Chirality PLANS = FOILED
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 01:27 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-09-2014, 01:27 PM by Chirality.)
I replied before finishing the thread whoops
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 02:56 PM
looks votalish to me too
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 02:59 PM
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 03:15 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-09-2014, 03:19 PM by Mirdini.)
Despite the beautiful weather and the perfect set-up for a pool party, the assembled bitches follow their natures and proceed to bitch at each other for a good few hours, first threatening a particularly opinionated philosopher bitch and then a surely even more deluded goddess bitch with their assorted shanks. General bitch opinion had just swung on someone who had the temerity to declare that bugs bugged them when a literary interlude saw fit to interrupt.
Unlike some other, more unfortunate whales, however, this one manages to land right in the middle of the infinity pool and survive the trip. Bitches get drenched, but more importantly the whale is able to fulfill its existential purpose and hand Schazer her reward for services to Cetaceans everywhere, courtesy of META-SRUIXAN: Schazer Has Won The Golden Mic With its whale duties dispensed, it promptly pops back out of existence. Which is just as well, since the sky isn't done dispensing things. Two mysterious mail packages have been air-dropped onto the roof
As them bitches are all still in a somewhat democratic mood what with their bloodthirst not kicked up to homicidal levels just yet, they decide there's only one way to parcel them out: Package Elections Have Begun! Just vote to Elect: [Playername] to give them a chance at WONDERFUL MAIL-BASED PRIZES THAT PROBABLY DON'T BELONG TO THEM! In the midst of all the package commotion, only a few bitches are paying enough attention to notice that LOATHER HAS VANISHED Just as the crowd starts realizing that one of them has up and dematerialized, Sruixan climbs onto a nearby diving board, stripped down to a pair of extremely flashy swimming trunks. Whipping out his shank, he SWAN DIVES AND SHANKS RIVENFORGE RIGHT IN THE CHEST .... At which point Rivenforge tosses Sruixan into the pool, spitting after him. "Ugh, I just put this vest on this morning too. Rude, bitch!" Livelist (70/71 confirmed alive) 1. Schazer 2. Solaris 3. Sai 4. NottheAuthor 5. Rivenforge 6. ICan'tGiveCredit 7. Akumu 8. AgentBlue 9. Seedy 10. Crowsy 11. Donut 12. Garuru 13. SupahKiven 14. OztheWizard 15. Palamedes 16. Pharmacy 17. Granolaman 18. Seawyrm 19. Coldblooded 20. TehPilot 21. Cat 22. anacreon 23. Visceral 24. cyber95 25. Niall 26. makerofthegames 27. bigro 28. Stiqqery 29. amosmyn 30. Red709 31. Eidolonic 32. Airey 33. Deviant One 34. Sanzh 35. druplesnubb 36. Pharas 37. Phish 38. konec0 39. fivex 40. Prime Intellect 41. Chirality 42. yd12k 43. Dragon Fogel 44. Gnauga 45. Pick Yer Poison 46. Sotek 47. Whimbrel 48. Fragowump 49. Ixcaliber 50. LegendaryQ 51. Chwoka 52. antisequitur 53. Kíeros 54. Dalmationer 55. Sruixan 56. x1372 57. Breadpocalypse 58. beruru 59. Scoffles 60. Acionyx 61. BlazerC 62. Plaid 63. speedchuck 64. wooferbattles 65. Mikeee 66. Truegreen 67. Loather - VANISHED????? 68. Demonsul 69. Everanix 70. Chocolate Pi 71. MalkyTop
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 03:23 PM
I give that dive a 7 out of 10 and also a mailvote.
Elect: Sruixan
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 03:24 PM
Elect: Sruixan
Elect: Schazer
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 03:27 PM
That's just my way of saying "hello", you know?
Groupshank: Kíeros Elect: Schazer Elect: granola (assuming two packages means two votes, disregard if not)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 03:28 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-09-2014, 03:30 PM by Mirdini.)
Too Many Things Already Happening To Modshank Those Who Spoke Out Of Turn.... THIS TIME
Votals (Also Sruixan's Dayshank wasn't extremely obvious what with that glorious trophy shining right above it) MalkyTop - 10 (Acionyx, Breadpocalypse, ICan'tGiveCredit, druplesnubb, Scoffles, Mister Visceral, anacreon, fivex, Phish, Deviant One) Kíeros - 10 (Pharas, Schazer, Dalmationer, cyber95, bigro, Dragon Fogel, Coldblooded, Not The Author, SeaWyrm, Sruixan) TehPilot - 3 (Plaid, speedchuck, Palamedes) Palamedes - 2 (Solaris, Demonsul) bigro - 2 (MalkyTop, Crowstone) Acionyx - 1 (OztheWizard) Beruru - 1 (Sotek) Niall - 1 (Everanix) Solaris - 1 (Pick Yer Poison) Seedy - 1 (TehPilot) "Dratini" - 1 (Cat) Niall - 1 (wooperbiddles) Sruixan - 1 (Rivenforge) "Capitalism" - 1 (Loather) "THE OWNER OF THIS RESORT" - 1 (Whimbrel) No Shank - 1 (Akumu) Coldblooded - 1 (beruru) Garuru - 1 (amosmyn) SupahKiven - 1 (SupahKiven) cyber95 - 1 (Kíeros) Scoffles - 1 (Red709) LegendaryQ - 1 (Sai) "God" - 1 (Stiqqery) Sai - 1 (LegendaryQ) Gnauga - 1 (Gnauga) "gemu no meka" - 1 (Garuru) Chirality - 1 (Granolaman) "The Votals" - 1 (makerofthegames) Dragon Fogel - 1 (Pharmacy) Ixcaliber - 1 (konec0) Stiqqery - 1 (AgentBlue) "KaiDash" - 1 (Eidolonic) amosmyn - 1 (Airey) "eagletime" - 1 (yd12k) Abstaining - 15 (Seedy, Donut, Niall, Sanzh, Prime Intellect, Chirality, Fragowump, Ixcaliber, Chwoka, antisequitur, x1372, BlazerC, Mikeee, Truegreen, Chocolate Pi) With 71 players alive, it takes 36 votes to groupshank a bitch, 17 votes if the day ends without a groupshank! Day ends at 1:00 PM EST on Friday, July 11, or in ~50 hours! MAIL ELECTION PACKAGE ONE Sruixan - 2 (Akumu, Schazer) Schazer - 1 (Sruixan) MAIL ELECTION PACKAGE TWO Sruixan - 1 (Akumu) Granolaman - 1 (Sruixan)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
07-09-2014, 03:30 PM
(07-07-2014, 11:44 AM)Mirdini Wrote: » Groupshank: XCOM
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 03:30 PM
Ok in that case I'll Elect: Schazer in the interests of Sruix and I getting the prize
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 03:38 PM
Elect makerofthegames
I am worth it!
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 03:45 PM
i-it was real?
shank: Kieros elect myself elect chiral
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 03:49 PM
Niall's handy wrap up of shiz gone down - #1 "This fish shank ain't big enough for a whale!"
Bleh, this post is a mess. I'm forum-rusty, me-thinks. Elect: Akumu Hopefully through the gift of giving, Akumu will realise he needs to give his shiv to someone else, forcefully. Also, Elect: Red709 because it looks like Red wants the gift and I am happy to oblige them.
Is observing my own pattern of behavior of observing my own patterns of behavior a mental fractal or just navel gazing? Please advise.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 03:50 PM
fo real groupshank: genesect-hating kieros
elect: garuru elect: garuru elect: garuru elect: garuru elect: garuru elect: garuru elect: garuru elect: garuru unelect: 7 garuru's elect: sruixan
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 03:51 PM
Shank: Rivenforge, this is our chance to actuall y elminate a player d1.
Also, knowing that whoever is gets the packages will get a shitload of shanks after them, elect malkytop, elect: Kieros
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-09-2014, 03:52 PM
elect: Malkytop*
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