Hamfia - GAME OVER - PICK YER POISON DID IT. SPECTACULAR. AMAZING.

I TOLD YOU

I TOLD YOU WOFFLES WAS SCUM

IT WAS A RANDOMVOTE WITH NO BASIS AT ALL.
YOU GET NO POINTS FOR IT.

ALTHOUGH WHY WOULD ANYONE HAMBUS THEIR PARTNER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME FOR NO REASON? I GUESS YOU ARE TOWN.

go scum

Vote: Solaris



EDIT: Fixed a stretching issue with one of the images.

SRUIX IS AWAY ON EXAMS.
MIRDI IS AWAY ON GOD KNOWS WHAT

VOTE PYP

MY VOTE IS NOT COMING OFF UNTIL I SEE SOMETHING THAT IS NOT HAMMERY.
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EBWOPPERY:

You need more then pretty pictures to get someone from lurking! YOU NEED REASONS.

PYP was jumping around, hiding behind his hamness. BUT ALL HE HAS IS ROTTEN MOULDY EX-HAM. He tried to vote off his biggest hamrivalBrian, for no reason! A TRUE HAM HAS ORDER AND PURPOSE.

EBWOP:
I can't play anymore, I have received accidentaly information regarding alignments.

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Oh turns out it was another game, or something but I am still gone ; -;

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1. SOLARIS - SUPER DUPER TOWN FOREVER
2. DRAGON FOGEL - I AM FAIRLY SURE OF TOWNNESS
3. SRUIXAN - SUPER GONE
4. WOFFLES - ALWAYS SCUM BLOCKER WHATEVER
5. WHEAT - ZORG - MAFIA HITMAN - WHY MY SWEET PRINCE
6. NIALLBRIAN - DEAD VANILLA TOWN RIGHT
7. MURDERINI - NOT HERE
8. PICK YER POISON - TALKS ONLY IN PICTURES
9. JACQUEREL - GASTON - TOWN TRACKER - PROBABLY OUR ONLY INVESTIGATIVE
10. PROFESSOR LIZZARD - EFFORT TO MAFIAS
11. CAT - I DONT KNOW IF CAT EXISTS, I CHECKED SHES DEADE
12. GRANOLAMAN???? - ???????

ALIVE HORROBORROURS
1. SOLARIS - SUPER DUPER TOWN FOREVER
2. DRAGON FOGEL - I AM FAIRLY SURE OF TOWNNESS
3. SRUIXAN - SUPER GONE
7. MURDERINI - NOT HERE
8. PICK YER POISON - TALKS ONLY IN PICTURES
10. PROFESSOR LIZZARD - EFFORT TO MAFIAS
12. GRANOLAMAN???? - ???????

OKAY SO I THINK PL AND FOGEL ARE THE TOWNS SO I THINK WE CAN ACTUALLY LYNCH SOMEONE IF WE WORK TOGETHER OR SOMETHING WOW LETS TRY THAT I THINK WOOFWFF

This has been sleepless solaris as malkytop attempting to post something before he actually makes a half effort at being fully hammy and everything tommorrow after he reads this shit again

EBWOPPERY:

You need more then pretty pictures to get someone from lurking! YOU NEED REASONS.

PYP was jumping around, hiding behind his hamness. BUT ALL HE HAS IS ROTTEN MOULDY EX-HAM. He tried to vote off his biggest hamrivalBrian, for no reason! A TRUE HAM HAS ORDER AND PURPOSE.

DRAMATIC MUSINGS TIME STARRING FOGEL

Thirteen players. An ominous number. And among them we have a known third-party of some sort, that being Schazer.
How many of these thirteen might be scum? I would guess three.
And two are dead. Ergo, it appears that only one remains.

But who could be the last? Let us consider our options.

First, Mirdini! He has been silent for some time. However! On the day when our ordeal began, the villainous Wheat cast a vote on him that put him a mere one vote away from softlynch. It would have taken only the slightest twist of fate for Mirdini to fall.
It is thus unlikely that Mirdini seeks our deaths.

Next, PickYerPoison! This mysterious man has, in essence, claimed vigilante. Were he lying, then the true executioner would be able to slay him tonight - we thus have no reason to worry about him. He may, however, be seeking only to kill. Nonetheless, given our current numbers, I would not worry about him unless another fiend dies and we are still in the game.

ProfessorLizzard has been devoted to finding villains - at the cost of our precious ham, sadly, but I doubt that he wishes us harm. I would place him as an unlikely candidate for wickedness.

And myself - I spoke out against the fiend Woffles, and lo and behold, she was proven to be scum. I feel this is a strong case for my innocence.

The remainder? Solaris, Granolaman, and Sruixan.

I am currently inclined to suspect the absent Sruixan above the other two, but this is little more than a hunch. Alas, I doubt we will hear from him before the day's end.

That said - with but three likely suspects, and a vigilante alive, we have most likely won. Lynch one today, slay one tonight, lynch the last tomorrow if victory is not ours.

My proposition: As Sruixan is absent, I suggest that Granolaman and Solaris fight for their lives today in a HAM-OFF. The loser shall be lynched. The winner shall live to ham another day.

After all, in this game, it is never an inappropriate time for ham.

I accept.

Okay guess I misunderstood things and it was another game.

But aaaaaa you don't out yourself just because ONE person voted you.

Gog dang.

Also Granolaman instaloosed
vote: Granolaman

But aaaaaa you don't out yourself just because ONE person voted you.

Gog dang.

Ha ha ha ha ha
So you didn't run did you
Mr Nola, in the interests of keeping this battle easy and acceptable, I propose two simple limitations.
The first of the two being that the majority of our meat based onslaught be done with our voices, their majestic soundwaves resonating with our respective keyboards and causing exquisite words and formatting to appear on

The secibd oart if the orirsak us that we di nit shanfr slepig

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WORDS AND GIFS ONLY
YOU AND ME
BATTLE TO THE DEATH

I shall be lenient, and allow you the first move.

So a word game you say?
Then a word game I'll play
Cuz my wordplay will slay
Any scum that gets in my way

Your whole team's been dealt with
They been flushed out by Pyp
We're on the final draw
And you're on your last chip

So now you're all in
with your little battle scheme
Too bad it's me you're versing
Joker's gonna get screwed

You ain't playing a full deck
If you think you'll withstand
your little Gambit's backfired
the cards are all in my hand

That's right

I got evidence to beat you
were we playing something tame
but this is HAMFIA bitch
I'll beat you at your own game!

Your only trump is dead
Wheat's planted in the ground
Out with the old Ace,
I'm the new King of Ham Town

hey granola, that's your name
and what we be playin is my game
think you clever, think you smart
well too bad, cuz this is gunna hurt

Think you have the upper hand
Think that you are the man
but you dont know a thang

all these days and all this time
and now you think you can slime
you way here, up in my face
well a big fat no's all I have to say

You may think that you've got the cards on your side
but there is no hand that will save your hide

think you got evidence, some dirt on me
well i am thinkin to the contrary
absolutely nothing has gone on in the night
no creatures stirring, no frights or fights
completely unaffected, utterly ignored
the times that are not day are such a bore

if you are so sure of this evidence you got
all i gotta say is bring it on top
as that's truly the best spot
to flip you over and make sure it's rough

each and every day prior
you avoided ire
with promises never fulfilled
which helped string along the lack of kills

you said you had an offer of power
and rejected it within the hour
what of it, where'd it go
did you just cancel a show

what, is up with that
sounds to me like it would be dealt with a splat
or a splatter, as the case may be
whichever would be fine by me

we've got the clears around
we got a number who are assuredly town
leaving the rest of us not here quiet
and im not looking forward to a riot
the one of us to go will be you
because of inconsistency and misuse

so granola heres how it'll go
im going to keep with this show
and, well, as for you
ill make sure you go


VOTE GRANOLAMAN

HEY PYP
Did you kill Cat or Brian?

HEY PYP
Did you kill Cat or Brian?

SpoilerShow

Apparently deadline is tomorrow.

Also why did you kill poor Brian :c He was not scummy at all, just Upset Villager. :c

SpoilerShow

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Wow Solly boy that was really pathetic
You wanna beat me with those rhymes? Dude just forget it
Your lyrics are as strong as a newborn baby pup
You're lagging already, and I'm only just warming up

I'm Sherlock Holmesin' this bitch, popping clues just like hot buns
Know how I got ya fingered? Elimination, dear Watson
If there's one scum hiding and it's between us three
I got proof it ain't the Brit and people know it ain't me

But thanks for reminding me bout my temptatious friend
cuz there's one way you won't meet your locquacious end
my spectre in the night reeks of scummy conspiracy
a recruiter in our midst; last night they played with efficacy

take a good hard look at the day's opening post
and you'll see our little graveyard's only gained one ghost
Schazer's kicking and alive, scum victims were untroubled
What could this mean? I think our scumlist has doubled

I'm calling in an extension so our secret man can claim
Cuz his evidence's essential to the future of the game
We hear from him or his target, Solly's ass I'll be capping
But if we're left in the dark, then Fogel better get rapping

Night one, I just plain had no clue
So I picked at random and my target was you

Night two, Wheat's flip made Mirdini look like town
So he's the one I threw my help on down

Then last night, I figured PL's only crime was lack of ham
So I figured I'd try and get him out of a jam

Now, even though your rhymes are nifty
I gotta say that your talkin' seems shifty

You're holdin' out on us and that's not cool,
I may be pro-ham but I'm no fool

So either you lay out your master plan
Or I'm gonna Vote: Granolaman

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EBWOP: Whoops, I forgot to say this when I dropped my SICK BURN,
Cyber's waiting for you to send in your Risk turn