Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by Strokend.

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Bob: In your jubilant dancing, stomp all over the SPACE BUG.

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Originally posted on MSPA by Dfaran.

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>NT: Hey, isn't that YOUR rocket shoe? Get it back!

Originally posted on MSPA by Renegade Electron.

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>NT: Hey, isn't that YOUR rocket shoe? Get it back!

Bob: EXPLANATE

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SpoilerOr, in LAYMAN's terms, explain

Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.

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Bob: In your jubilant dancing, activate the Rocket Shoe.

Originally posted on MSPA by grue.

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Bob: In your jubilant dancing, activate the Rocket Shoe.

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Originally posted on MSPA by quarg.

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Bob: In your jubilant dancing, activate the Rocket Shoe; igniting the space bug.

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fixed?

Originally posted on MSPA by Crowstone.

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anybody> spontaneously combust

[img]images/smilies/icon_eek.gif[/img] *shovels around ancient threads.*

>All: Explode!

I'll never forget. I'll never forgive.

Originally posted on MSPA by Renegade Electron.

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anybody> spontaneously combust

[img]images/smilies/icon_eek.gif[/img] *shovels around ancient threads.*

>All: Explode!

I'll never forget. I'll never forgive.

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Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.

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Wow, I did I miss this was updating again?

activate your single shoe while hopping around

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

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Bob: Use ROCKET SHOES to KARATE KICK STEVE. With FIRE.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Bob: In your jubilant dancing, stomp all over the SPACE BUG.

Oh, uh... Whoops?



Steve John comes up the stairs.

Steve John: "Alright Bob, look. You're still my prisoner, but this is obviously an emergency situation. I could use a trained X-plorer--however unorthodox--like yourself to back me up during this crisis. If I retrieve your zap gun for you, do you think you can keep from shooting me?"

Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.

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Nod, but cross your finge...
No fingers. Hmm.

Originally posted on MSPA by Xander.

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Smear space bug goop on him.

Originally posted on MSPA by eerr.

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Steve john: you were always my enemy.
But now that you've acknowledged that I don't have to shoot you immediately.

Originally posted on MSPA by Flyingphish.

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>wield spacebug

Originally posted on MSPA by Asmodemus.

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> So long as he doesn't do... whatever it was that set you against him.

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

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> Yes you can do this. AWW YEAHH

Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.

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Agree. We'll just have to be more creative in tripping him up is all.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> Yes you can do this. AWW YEAHH

You loudly make a SACRED OATH to the almighty SPACE GODS that you will do your very best to avoid shooting Steve John.



Steve John: "Okay, here's the deal. I kind of helped the natives reverse engineer your zap gun. Sort of a uh, concession to calm them down about all the destruction you've caused. It should still be in the lab at the end of the hallway, along with your space suit."

It goes without saying, of course, that you'll need a WEAPON in the mean time. Who knows how long it will take to reach the end of this TWISTED ALIEN CORRIDOR?

>wield spacebug

You quickly SKINCLENCH the corpse of the HIDEOUS SPACE BUG, ready to use its SHATTERED ENVIROVISOR as a CRUDE STABBING IMPLEMENT.



You almost feel sorry for all the HAPLESS MONSTROSITIES you are bound to encounter on your upcoming QUEST TO GET TO YOUR ZAP GUN.

As the battle rages, this CORRIDOR will surely become an UNNAVIGABLE LABYRINTH of FALLEN ENEMIES and hazardous, slippery BLOOD PUDDLES or BLUDDLES as you decide to call them just now.

It may be many SPACE HOURS before you can take a rest from all the RIGHTEOUS BLOODSHED, and even then, you may have yet to reach your PRECIOUS GOAL.





Or uh... Or I guess the door to the lab could be right next to you.

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

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> Check for traps then ingress!

i'm so glad to see updates here [img]images/smilies/icon_party.gif[/img]

Originally posted on MSPA by Asmodemus.

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> Look inquiringly at Steve, is this the place?

Originally posted on MSPA by eerr.

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Ask steve if he has betrayed you in this room.

Then stab him with the beetle somehow.

Originally posted on MSPA by Dfaran.

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I'm impressed that Steve John can roll his eyes when he only has one of them.
But I bet he can't cross it.
>Listen for inhabitants.
>Carefully touch doorknob - if it is warm, that means there's a fire on the other side. Never hurts to be safe.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> Check for traps then ingress!

>Listen for inhabitants.
>Carefully touch doorknob - if it is warm, that means there's a fire on the other side. Never hurts to be safe.

You carefully press against the SUSPICIOUS DOOR and listen/feel for INGENIOUS TRAPS and FIRES.



Mostly you just hear lasers and screaming.

Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.

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Scream at lasers

Ooze under the door to reconnoiter