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**OTTO** · 05-17-2009, 04:39 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.

Thornberry status?

Crowstone · 05-17-2009, 11:00 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Crowstone.

>Gas Cannister: Open and the force of gas coming out is such a coincidental way that it crashes back into Bob

**OTTO** · 05-17-2009, 03:28 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Bradley.

Gas canister: Hit ground with an anti-climatic thud.

Drip: RUN!!!!!

Thornberry: Invent a hands-free version of solitare while you're waiting.

**OTTO** · 05-17-2009, 09:36 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

>Quickly! As soon as the canister lands, shoot it with...

Oh.

Okay. As soon as the canister lands, look at it with such despise that it EXPLODES.

thriggle · 05-18-2009, 03:08 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

SleepingOrange Wrote:>Next

Success! You have struck one of the armed SAVAGES.
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Its BLOWGUN fires a RED DART, striking the CANNIBAL APPRENTICE.
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The APPRENTICE may or may not have acquired some sort of MADNESS.

Baphomet Wrote:Chuck the canister towards the gun and use leverkinesis on the trigger when it's in front of the barrel!

A bit late for that, but you attempt to use your LEVERKINESIS ability on the CANNIBAL APPRENTICE's weapon while it's aimed somewhere other than toward you.
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A FAILURE!
You seem to have accidentally opened a door behind the SAVAGES instead of firing the weapon. In retrospect, this is probably because the APPRENTICE's weapon has no apparent trigger.

You turn toward the final SAVAGE, on your right.
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This one appears particularly nonthreatening, though it seems to be repeatedly muttering "Ooga booga booga!"

Mystify Wrote:Thornberry status?

Nigel's Thornberry is still waiting for someone to notice that he is missing from the BERRY-PROOF CONTAINER as he clings to its lid.
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He can feel his ENTHUSIASM waning.
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**OTTO** · 05-18-2009, 03:10 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Archduke_Ferdinand.

Ripen. This should give you added strength.

Crowstone · 05-18-2009, 05:26 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Crowstone.

>Sphere of Fear. Surely people will notice how much they fear this jar

**OTTO** · 05-18-2009, 08:37 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.

Bob> walk through the door and wave kind of menacingly at the lone soldier, but only kind of menacingly, only kinda...

**OTTO** · 05-18-2009, 10:26 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

Bob: ROAR

Thornberry: Thornography. I don't care how or why, just do it.

**OTTO** · 05-19-2009, 04:50 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.

The Random One Wrote:Bob: ROAR

Thornberry: Thornography. I don't care how or why, just do it.

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**OTTO** · 05-20-2009, 12:33 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Arby.

> Chant "Ooga booga booga" with him in an attempt to make allies

**OTTO** · 05-20-2009, 12:39 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

Mystify Wrote:
The Random One Wrote:Bob: ROAR

Thornberry: Thornography. I don't care how or why, just do it.
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He is a minor, you sicko!

**OTTO** · 05-20-2009, 01:37 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Cactuseater.

Should we give the thornberry a name?

If so, I vote Skip.

Not The Author · 05-20-2009, 04:47 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.

> NT: Drop down from there already. Sphere of Fear.

SleepingOrange · 05-20-2009, 04:54 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.

Cactuseater Wrote:Should we give the thornberry a name?

If so, I vote Skip.

The thornberry is clearly an Eliza.

thriggle · 05-20-2009, 10:22 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

Crowstone Wrote:>NT: Sphere of Fear. Surely people will notice how much they fear this jar

The Random One Wrote:>Thornberry: Thornography. I don't care how or why, just do it.

Nigel's Thornberry doesn't have enough Maneuver Juice remaining to activate the SPHERE O' FEAR maneuver, and has nowhere near enough ENTHUSIASM to properly initiate THORNOGRAPHY. Props would help too, and the thornberry has none.

Archduke_Ferdinand Wrote:Ripen. This should give you added strength.

Nigel's Thornberry expends two units of Maneuver Juice to activate the RIPEN maneuver.
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The BERRY-PROOF CONTAINER fills with ETHYLENE.

Client#9 Wrote:>Bob: wave kind of menacingly at the lone soldier, but only kind of menacingly, only kinda...

Not certain whether this last remaining SAVAGE will prove to be friend or foe, you wave your UNPOWERED SCALPEL in a slightly menacing fashion.
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The NONTHREATENING SAVAGE says something akin to "Oogly boogly boo!"

SleepingOrange · 05-20-2009, 10:24 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.

>Cannibal Apprentice: HALLWAY MADNESS

>Remaining Savage: Boogly?

>Bob: Agress!

**OTTO** · 05-20-2009, 10:29 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

Alright, enough Mr. Nice Drip, who just throws canisters at people and gives them space (planet?) madness. >Tackle the last savage, than bludgeon him with the unpowered scalpel.

**OTTO** · 05-20-2009, 10:39 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Gnauga.

>Oh for chrissake, throw that canister at the soldier.
>Grab the dartguns and attempt to discover the mechanisms of which they function.

thriggle · 05-21-2009, 01:33 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

SleepingOrange Wrote:>Cannibal Apprentice: HALLWAY MADNESS

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SleepingOrange Wrote:>Bob: Agress!

The Random One Wrote:>Alright, enough Mr. Nice Drip, who just throws canisters at people and gives them space (planet?) madness. Tackle the last savage, then bludgeon him with the unpowered scalpel.

What the SPACE HELL is all this "boogly" nonsense anyway? You decide to give this IGNORANT SAVAGE what for!
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With an impressive leap and tackle you smack the SAVAGE against the wall.
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It appears to have been knocked unconscious.

The hallway terminates in the door behind you. The corridor has two doors on either side, both currently standing open; one leads to the room in which you were strapped down, the other leads into somewhere dark and unexplored. The hallway turns a corner at the other end.

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Infrared · 05-21-2009, 01:44 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

>somewhere dark and unexplored

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**OTTO** · 05-21-2009, 01:46 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Arby.

> Don disguise again and proceed calmly out

thriggle · 05-21-2009, 03:31 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

Ed_knott Wrote:>somewhere dark and unexplored

You investigate the open doorway.
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Jackpot! You have discovered a PRIMITIVE ARMORY.

SleepingOrange · 05-21-2009, 03:35 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.

>Wear that CYLINDRICAL HEAD-PROTECTION, then skinclench that TENDRILED SPEAR and that POROUS WAR-CUBE.

**OTTO** · 05-21-2009, 10:54 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Warden Notes.

> Wear HEAD/SPINE PROTECTOR and wield BLUE MACE as DEADLY WEAPON. While you're at it, get some PRIMITIVE BANDAGES, they might come in handy.