Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by Blue-Clone-Ninja.

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I meant to run back and forth between hitting sides, not jump around!
Of course jumping around didn't work.
N'sT: Rest and examine contents of ROOM outside of CLEAR PRISON.

Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.

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since you are holding the scalpel and are wearing hte ehadpeice, you should be able to pick up 1 more item. Pick up a lipboard, walk into the hallway. pretend to be reading the clipboard to discourage conversation.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>What's that clinking noise?

You hear nothing out of the ordinary.

Doesn't a skinclench factor of 2 mean we can hold two things? If so, I'm all for getting that gas canister.

We need to go kill that innocent nurse now.

As you finish stuffing the WITCH DOCTOR into the upright chest, you realize that the CANNIBAL APPRENTICE has witnessed your transmogrification through the door! It might be prudent to attack the APPRENTICE before it can alert other SAVAGES.

You retrieve the GAS TANK, reaching the Equip Limit of your SKINCLENCH FACTOR modified by your TRANSMOGRIFICATION. You're ready to attack the APPRENTICE now.

Why, this doorway has been DASTARDLY SEALED. Opening it is impossible.

>NT: Sing loudly!

NT> sing so high that the glass shatters

I meant to run back and forth between hitting sides, not jump around!

Nigel's Thornberry tries singing and running back and forth hitting the sides of the BERRY-PROOF CONTAINER.

This maneuver is both more tiring and less effective than tackling the upper walls of the container. Nigel's Thornberry learns a small but important lesson about centers of gravity this night.

N'sT: Rest and examine contents of ROOM outside of CLEAR PRISON.

Nigel's Thornberry peers out through the crystalline walls of the glassy prison.

Some NATIVE ANIMALS are futzing with something fiery in one part of the room, while an ANIMAL IN A HAT converses with another ANIMAL via a static-ridden WALKIE-TALKIE.

Originally posted on MSPA by Gnauga.

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Drip: Find something similarly-colored to morph on.

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

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Drip: Transmogrify into something harmless, like a LUNCHBOX, or a TRASH CAN FULL OF MEDICAL WASTE, or the DOOR HANDLE OF A 1968 VOLKSWAGEN MINIBUS.

Originally posted on MSPA by Mk_97.

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Drip: Barricade DOOR with your own form + cart so that you have enough time to plan a way out just in case hostiles come busting through.

Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.

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>use the SCALPEL to break the seal on the GAS CANISTER so it becomes a BALLISTIC GAS CANISTER and busts down the DOOR. THIS WILL TOTALLY WORK FOR SERIOUS AND WILL HAVE NO SALIENT NEGATIVE EFFECTS

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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>NT: Gradually rock the BERRY-PROOF CONTAINER back and forth until you can topple it

EDIT: Your art has really improved, thriggle. These last few panels with witch doctor bob are the best looking so far

Originally posted on MSPA by Flyingphish.

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NT: Punch the container in disgust

Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.

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slam gas canister into glass on door

>thronberry: jump and grabtop of canister. Flatten yourself agaisnt it so it looks like you are gone. When the y open the jar to check o nyou, escape.

Originally posted on MSPA by Nopad.

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>NT: Gradually rock the BERRY-PROOF CONTAINER back and forth until you can topple it.

Man, that's what I was gonna suggest.
>NT: Prove that unlike Weebles, BERRY-PROOF CONTAINERS cannot wobble without falling down.

Originally posted on MSPA by Anathema.

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Alright, I've caught up on Overtime now. This one's next.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Alright, I've caught up on Overtime now. This one's next.

This might ease your quest.

Originally posted on MSPA by Sleet.

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That's pretty awesome. Makes me wish I hadn't already caught up so I could save a little time.

Originally posted on MSPA by Anathema.

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Alright, I've caught up on Overtime now. This one's next.

This might ease your quest.

Godsend.

Originally posted on MSPA by Flyingphish.

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>Imagine the door is a lever, Use leverkinesis on it

Originally posted on MSPA by Anathema.

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Consider me CAUGHT UP thriggle!

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>Thornberry: jump and grab top of canister. Flatten yourself against it so it looks like you are gone. When they open the jar to check on you, escape.

Nigel's Thornberry develops a CUNNING PLAN, deciding to ACROBATICALLY HIDE against the cap of the vexing BERRY-PROOF CONTAINER.

Now, all that's left to do is wait for someone to notice...

>Find something similarly-colored to morph on.

>Transmogrify into something harmless, like a LUNCHBOX, or a TRASH CAN FULL OF MEDICAL WASTE, or the DOOR HANDLE OF A 1968 VOLKSWAGEN MINIBUS.

You consider TRANSMOGRIFYING into a new disguise, but you would still have the problem of the CANNIBAL APPRENTICE witness.

>use the SCALPEL to break the seal on the GAS CANISTER so it becomes a BALLISTIC GAS CANISTER and busts down the DOOR. THIS WILL TOTALLY WORK FOR SERIOUS AND WILL HAVE NO SALIENT NEGATIVE EFFECTS

You attempt to use the SCALPEL to open the GAS TANK.

It's super ineffective! You suspect that either this SCALPEL's BATTERIES have died or its FOCUSING CRYSTAL has come unaligned. And to think, that BARBARIC WITCH DOCTOR was going to operate on you with this shabby implement!

>Imagine the door is a lever, Use leverkinesis on it

It's a longshot, but you're running out of options. You decide to attempt your LEVERKINESIS on the DASTARDLY SEALED DOOR.

(Click "Show" to continue.)

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Spoiler
Success! With a mighty click, you have slain the impassible DASTARDLY SEAL. The door is now unlocked.

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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> For god's sake, Nurse, why aren't you running?!

Originally posted on MSPA by Warden Notes.

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> Do a dramatic pose as you burst through the door.

Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.

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canibal apprentice> reveal that you are just a cleverly painted window

Originally posted on MSPA by Mk_97.

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Kick down the door and take somebody hostage.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> Do a dramatic pose as you burst through the door.

You run through the door and strike a dramatic pose.


No obstacle can stop you now!
[img]images/smilies/whatwillyoudo.gif[/img]

Originally posted on MSPA by Mk_97.

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Throw gas canister at oppressors and GET OUT OF THERE IT'S GONNA BLOW.

Originally posted on MSPA by Cactuseater.

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When they fire weapons, transmogrify back to dodge, then headbutt one of them into the other.