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**OTTO** · 05-08-2009, 02:57 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by faceofdoomness.

>Consume sandwich via Osmosis.

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**OTTO** · 05-08-2009, 03:17 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

> Get the SHAMPOO anyway. Nigel might like it!

thriggle · 05-08-2009, 03:19 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

SleepingOrange Wrote:>Rub the TOLD RICHES across your face. Mmm, them's some tasty FRICTION.

Unwilling to allow this WHOLESOME LUNCH to go to waste merely due to a lack of mouths, you retrieve the SPACE SANDWICH from the BOX and rub it lustfully against your face.
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You gain the SATISFIED Action Trait.

Odinod Wrote:>Of course, by CONSUME, I meant use the UNTOLD RICHES to put on a FOOD PUPPET SHOW for the doctor with WORRRRLLLD MAAAADNEEEESS!

Having finished generating delicious FRICTION on your face with the SPACE SANDWICH, you decide to use it and what appears to be a bottle of SHAMPOO to torment the WITCH DOCTOR as revenge for the traumatic SPACE MADNESS through which you've suffered.
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thriggle · 05-08-2009, 03:30 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

Superfrequency Wrote:> Get the SHAMPOO anyway. Nigel might like it!

When you're done terrorizing the WITCH DOCTOR (at least for now) you decide to retrieve the SURE-TO-BE-USEFUL THERMOS of PROBABLY SHAMPOO.
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With the SHAMPOO supplementing your broken RED DART, you feel particularly well equipped.

**OTTO** · 05-08-2009, 03:38 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Archduke_Ferdinand.

>Pebble: Observe inner air duct. Plot course of action.

thriggle · 05-08-2009, 03:49 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

Archduke_Ferdinand Wrote:>Pebble: Observe inner air duct. Plot course of action.

So dark.

...So inanimate.

**OTTO** · 05-08-2009, 03:58 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Archduke_Ferdinand.

>Obtain the Witch Doctor's savage uniform. Make pretend to be a doctor and leave the room.

SleepingOrange · 05-08-2009, 04:03 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.

>Drop the DART and take the GAS CANISTER.

**OTTO** · 05-08-2009, 06:26 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

Lunch Madness is officially the best panel so far

>Re-equip the dang SCALPEL

EDIT: Space Sandwich is the name of a Sébastien Léger track

**OTTO** · 05-08-2009, 09:46 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.

Bob> Ahem... using the scalpel, carve the crust of the sandwich into a kamikaze headband

Wesley> Photosynthesize, it must be day again

thriggle · 05-08-2009, 03:13 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

Client#9 Wrote:Wesley> Photosynthesize, it must be day again

Nope, WESLEY is still in HOMEOSTATIC INANIMATE STANDBY MODE.

SleepingOrange Wrote:>Drop the DART and take the GAS CANISTER.

Superfrequency Wrote:>Re-equip the dang SCALPEL

Client#9 Wrote:Bob> Ahem... using the scalpel, carve the crust of the sandwich into a kamikaze headband

You drop the RED DART, taking the GAS TANK and SCALPEL. You are at your maximum Equip limit for your current SKINCLENCH FACTOR. Using your FILTHCRAFT Skill, you carve yourself a rudimentary headband from the SPACE SANDWICH, then thoughtfully return the SANDWICH's remains to the BOX.

Archduke_Ferdinand Wrote:>Obtain the Witch Doctor's savage uniform. Make pretend to be a doctor and leave the room.

You consider pretending to be the WITCH DOCTOR. It might ease your escape, but you'd have to remove your current headwear, and your SKINCLENCH FACTOR would be reduced by 1 while transmogrified, forcing you to drop at least one of your precious pieces of ALMOST CERTAINLY USEFUL EQUIPMENT. Are you sure you want to do this?

**OTTO** · 05-08-2009, 03:17 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Ross_Varn.

Yes. Keep the scalpel.

**OTTO** · 05-08-2009, 06:02 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.

Nigel's Thornberry: breathe out a whole bunch and get high off of the stale air in the jar

**OTTO** · 05-08-2009, 06:42 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Blue-Clone-Ninja.

N'sT: Tackle sides of PRISON.
Bob: Unequip the SHAMPOO.

**OTTO** · 05-09-2009, 12:10 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Archduke_Ferdinand.

Ross_Varn Wrote:Yes. Keep the scalpel.

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**OTTO** · 05-09-2009, 12:17 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

Lunch Madness...made me...so happy...thank you, thriggle. ; u;

**OTTO** · 05-09-2009, 12:20 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by DimJim.

Bob: Spend the skill point you most certainly got from opening the box and defeating the doctors on XENOLINGUISTICS. Study the ALIEN DOCUMENTS around the room. Leave a note about how your ship crashed and you met a friend but now that friend is lost and you don't actually want to hurt anybody but you were provoked and it's all so scary that you can't think straiiiiight.

See if you can find something about SPACE MADNESS.

thriggle · 05-09-2009, 03:57 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

Ross_Varn Wrote:Yes. Keep the scalpel.

You set down the SHAMPOO and GAS TANK, swap your SANDWICH-CRUST TIARA for the WITCH DOCTOR'S GARB, and employ your TRANSMOGRIFY Skill.

This really makes your eye(s) itch! You have TRANSMOGRIFIED into the form of a SAVAGE WITCH DOCTOR. Your SKINCLENCH FACTOR has been reduced by 1, for a total factor of 2.

You proceed to stash the WITCH DOCTOR's body in the upright chest, now that its contents have been removed.

Meanwhile, somewhere else...

Blue-Clone-Ninja Wrote:N'sT: Tackle sides of PRISON.

Nigel's Thornberry rattles his glassy prison as best he can.

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**OTTO** · 05-09-2009, 04:02 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by DimJim.

> Your Nigel sense is tingling! See if you can find him or a part of him.. Maybe it's his friendship blossom?

**OTTO** · 05-09-2009, 04:43 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Baphomet.

Wow, it's like invasion of the body snatchers. Except from the point of view of a body snatcher.

Doesn't a skinclench factor of 2 mean we can hold two things? If so, I'm all for getting that gas canister.

We need to go kill that innocent nurse now.

**OTTO** · 05-09-2009, 04:46 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

>What's that clinking noise?

**OTTO** · 05-09-2009, 07:32 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

>NT: Sing loudly!

**OTTO** · 05-09-2009, 02:21 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by TedDarkLord.

NT: knock over prison and use as wheel base

**OTTO** · 05-09-2009, 03:40 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Genesis Monk.

Gesture Threateningly at WINDOW

**OTTO** · 05-09-2009, 04:55 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.

NT> sing so high that the glass shatters