Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by Blue-Clone-Ninja.

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Transmogrify into the beast of burden you engaged in combat with earlier.

Originally posted on MSPA by CabbageHat.

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> You have no fear! Headbutt the doctor!

Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.

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awkwardly spoon the doctor into submision

Originally posted on MSPA by Grimnebulin.

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>transmogrify into Drop, or some other form of ridiculous onomatopoeia.

Originally posted on MSPA by Flyingphish.

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awkwardly spoon the doctor into submision

seconded

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>Dive under his legs and attack him with a sharp instrument from the ... whatever they call the trays you put all of the surgical instruments on

You bravely dive forward, overturning the tray of VOODOO FETISH CURIOS.

You knock the WITCH DOCTOR off his feet. CURIOS fly into the air, as well as the RED DART.

You watch as the business end of the RED DART sticks into the falling WITCH DOCTOR.

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You step around the tray to be sure that the now-prone WITCH DOCTOR is properly incapacitated.

Yep. Swirly eye and all.

awkwardly spoon the doctor into submision

Although it doesn't really seem appropriate to use the HUG ANALOGUE that you just EVOLVED on an unconscious foe, you decide to give it a shot anyway, engaging your AWKWARD SPOONING.

In retrospect, you're not sure that this particular HUG ANALOGUE would ever be appropriate.

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

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>Examine your x-rays more closely, and see what's in that locker.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>Examine your x-rays more closely, and see what's in that locker.

You take a look at the STRANGE PICTOGRAPHS decorating the wall.

They bear an uncanny resemblence to you! Although they failed to adequately capture the handsome gaze of your INTREPID EYES; in fact, it's almost as though the artist has tried to draw your innards instead... but if that's the case, what is that rectangular thing in your brain supposed to be?

You tear yourself away from the PICTOGRAPHS on the wall so as to examine the upright chest in the corner.

It contains a tall, greenish GAS TANK, and a reddish BOX OF UNTOLD RICHES.

Originally posted on MSPA by RedMage.

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Talk to the UNTOLD RICHES.

Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.

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(I finally got around to reading this! It is very amusing. Kudos.)

>Specter of Out-of-Character Knowledge: Take a break from hanging around Joe Peacock to come tell Bob that that's definitely a CHLORINE GAS TANK.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Talk to the UNTOLD RICHES.

You attempt to communicate with the BOX OF UNTOLD RICHES via INTERPRETIVE DANCE.


The BOX's RICHES remain UNTOLD.
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(I finally got around to reading this! It is very amusing. Kudos.)

>Specter of Out-of-Character Knowledge: Take a break from hanging around Joe Peacock to come tell Bob that that's definitely a CHLORINE GAS TANK.

Thanks, Orange! And yeah, I couldn't help thinking about Overtime as I drew the gas tank...

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

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>Use DART to pick the LOCK OF UNTOLD SEALINGS.

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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>Get SCALPEL
>Equip SCALPEL
>Get RICHES

>W[img]images/smilies/aghast.gif[/img] TERRESTRIAL MADNESS

Originally posted on MSPA by Andorxor.

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>Transmogrify into witch doctor and hide him in the closet

Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.

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bob> take dart from witch doctor and wield it while valiantly charging out of the room, destroying any ungodly savages who stand in your wake!

Originally posted on MSPA by Grimnebulin.

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>transmogrify into a jellyfish. You can see right through their heads and will be able to see what the thing in your head is.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>transmogrify into a jellyfish. You can see right through their heads and will be able to see what the thing in your head is.

At your current SKILL level, your TRANSMOGRIFICATION consists entirely of crudely altering your shape, not your substance.

>Transmogrify into witch doctor and hide him in the closet

You'll need to empty the upright chest before you can stuff the WITCH DOCTOR into it.

>Use DART to pick the LOCK OF UNTOLD SEALINGS.

>Get SCALPEL
>Equip SCALPEL
>Get RICHES

You retrieve the RED DART and SCALPEL from the WITCH DOCTOR and the floor, respectively, and prepare to wield them against the BOX OF UNTOLD RICHES.


The tip of the RED DART snaps off in the BOX's lock when you try to pick it.
You try the SCALPEL.

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Success! Either you managed to pick the lock with the RED DART, or the BOX OF UNTOLD RICHES was never locked in the first place.
The RICHES are now TOLD. They appear to be a WHOLESOME LUNCH.

>W[img]images/smilies/aghast.gif[/img] TERRESTRIAL MADNESS

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WOOORLD MAAADNESS!!

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

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>Consume the UNTOLD RICHES.

Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.

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use scalpel to carve the sandwich crust into a kamikaze headband

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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> Drink SHAMPOO

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> Drink SHAMPOO

Is it odd that we made suggestions on each other's adventures at the same time?

Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.

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Eat lunch, take after-lunch nap on table

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Eat lunch, take after-lunch nap on table

> Drink SHAMPOO

>Consume the UNTOLD RICHES.

Nothing doing.

Drips have no mouths, gaining energy from mild aerostatic friction and other technobabble, as previously established and canonized.

In fact, the WITCH DOCTOR and his fellow SAVAGES also seem to lack mouths. You wonder vaguely to whom this WHOLESOME LUNCH truly belongs.

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

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>Of course, by CONSUME, I meant use the UNTOLD RICHES to put on a FOOD PUPPET SHOW for the doctor with WORRRRLLLD MAAAADNEEEESS!

Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.

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>Rub the TOLD RICHES across your face. Mmm, them's some tasty FRICTION.