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11-20-2011, 02:31 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by The Idea Master.
> Open your 100% pure inorganic freshly-dug-up-this-morning lunch. You're a hard-core neo-vegan, of course.
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11-20-2011, 02:40 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.
> Lay off the psychotropic drugs.
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11-20-2011, 03:43 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.
SNeakyRobot Wrote:> Lay off the psychotropic drugs. >Surprise Drugs Check!
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11-20-2011, 03:48 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by ChemIisan.
This officially proves buckets are bringing the sexy back.
> Promote synergy between you and that HUNK OF MAN
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11-20-2011, 04:10 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.
Ask this DELICIOUS BEEFCAKE on a date.
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11-20-2011, 05:55 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.
Aaaaa put it back put it back no one must know
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11-20-2011, 06:18 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.
Find whoever was responsible for stealing your beefcake and replacing him with this terrible replica that would definitely not fool a receptionist of your caliber!
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11-20-2011, 06:25 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.
please be a replica, please be a replica. OK, TIME FOR JOKING IS OVER. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.
Oh. it IS a replica.
well, you'll just be going now.
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11-20-2011, 04:05 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.
Not The Author Wrote:Aaaaa put it back put it back no one must know ![[Image: 81.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/81.png)
ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod okay okay you can just put it back on
![[Image: 82.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/82.png)
Okay okay...good as n--
![[Image: 83.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/83.png)
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11-20-2011, 04:13 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.
> Fall in love with this guy too.
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11-20-2011, 04:18 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by ChemIisan.
Man: Become important!
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11-20-2011, 04:43 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.
> Quick, save it! Make it look like you're all pressed up against him and act casual.
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11-20-2011, 04:44 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Aluminumia.
> Man: Spill your drink in surprise
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11-20-2011, 05:30 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.
> Consume that lunch all up into your mouth so hard.
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11-20-2011, 09:26 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.
>Flip the fuck out [img]images/smilies/weasel.gif[/img]
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11-20-2011, 09:27 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.
> Everyone knows that this stuff happens at daylight savings time, nobody will be all that upset. Just go back and check your missed calls. Apologize to anyone who might be waiting for you. They'll understand.
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11-20-2011, 09:30 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.
Man the front desk all through the night to make up for it.
Either that or invent time travel for the sole purpose of rectifying your error.
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11-20-2011, 09:33 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.
>Important guy waiting at the front desk: Be irate.
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11-20-2011, 10:20 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.
Oh my gosh
Do you know how dire this is
SOMEONE COULD BE LOOKING THROUGH YOUR PRIVATE DRAWER THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPING UP THERE BUT YOU KEEP ANYWAY
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11-20-2011, 10:20 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.
Oh god where's the elevator no elevator's too slow gotta take the stairs find the nearest stairs don't forget your lunch pack that back up (skate on stair rails to improve time? no no bad idea heels'll break) oh god oh god oh god you are not getting fired on your first day
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