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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-20-2013, 04:07 AM
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what did ANY OF THAT MEAN
TELL ME OR I'LL PUNCH YOU
"it meant what it meant, gosh.
only those with powers and wisdom granted by the crystal council would understand.
sorry man. just stop setting fire to everything."
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NOOOOOO
PUNCH
"hahah that's not happening."
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you set that punk on fire
let's see him tell us to stop blowing stuff up NOW
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with that, the jungle is quickly reducing itself to smoldering ashes.
you are not needed here anymore.
however, no crystals have approached you after this deed,
so their base must be somewhere else.
where to now?
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-20-2013, 04:11 AM
Head to the ocean, it'll be hilarious setting that on fire.
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-20-2013, 04:18 AM
> ocean
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-20-2013, 11:27 AM
> He's right; they're probably expecting you to set the ocean on fire.
> Set the whole world on fire, right from where you stand.
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-20-2013, 04:32 PM
But then if you set the ocean on fire, all KINDS of new animals will breed and form to live in the flaming conditions!
IMAGINE DOLPHINS THAT CAN SWIM IN FIRE.
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04-20-2013, 06:37 PM
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-20-2013, 06:41 PM
Fill the canyon with burn
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-20-2013, 07:52 PM
seal the canyon gorge back together into unbroken land.
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-22-2013, 12:19 AM
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fearing the counsel already knows too much, you head to the canyon.
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it's terribly deep though... and you can't fly... how are you gonna get down?
what if you fall? that wouldn't be good.
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well, that works too.
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oh hey i guess there was someone down there too
"noooooo stop nooooooooooo no no stop nooooo
why are you doing this nooooooooo
stop
do you even know why you are doing this?"
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-22-2013, 12:30 AM
Eat his face.
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-22-2013, 12:31 AM
"Because... you won't leave!"
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-22-2013, 12:31 AM
Oh come on, don't tell me you wouldn't set everything in sight on fire with your mind if you could.
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-22-2013, 12:35 AM
Because clouds taste super-boring?
Why does he think you're doing this?
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-22-2013, 01:13 AM
"Because it's fun!"
i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-22-2013, 11:06 PM
by killing you all i prove my virtue in brute force, a very desirable trait among my people in this era. do you know how sexy killing you all makes me?
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-23-2013, 01:08 AM
> "For fun"
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-23-2013, 03:34 AM
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You're doing this because this world is disappointing.
You hadn't seen it before, but it's clear now. Everything is ruled by some magic fairy crystal cult that doesn't even do anything and when you ask for even a taste of wealth, they try to wave away your request with weak excuses.
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You send another blast of hateful fire towards the buckosaur, but she quickly shields!
"nooooooo what is wrong with you
you're mad because we wouldn't share clouds with you?
clouds aren't meant to be eaten, they're meant to produce rain!
and what if we've been fixing big important problems you don't know about?
then you'd be throwing this tantrum for literally no reason!"
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Her shield gives way.
Well then, where will we go now?
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-23-2013, 04:01 AM
> ocean
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-23-2013, 05:41 AM
Go and find out whatever big problem it is that's taken the crystal council so damn long to fix
And fix it with hateflames
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-23-2013, 05:56 AM
Eat its crystal and become a tricolorbuckosaurtops.
i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-23-2013, 05:58 AM
get some clothing on, like a cloak or something
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-23-2013, 10:38 AM
> Laugh as evilly as you can.
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-23-2013, 01:06 PM
realize you're being a dick
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-24-2013, 03:45 AM
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You realize, as the body crumbles into ash, and forms into a crystal
you should have gathered the crystal the other guy left behind.
Hope no one else figures out what that's for.
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You climb down the canyon, slowly and surely, finding your way to the single clean crystal at the bottom.
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Well, you hope that its previous owner being a buckosaur isn't going to have any negative side affects...
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ah
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you feel fine
you feel just dandy
lets go to the ocean friends
and boil it till it is soup
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the time has come, the walrus said, to talk of other things
so now that we've roasted every other crystal carrier around here,
what can we do now?
besides providing more problems for that counsel to fix.
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE
04-24-2013, 03:48 AM
cause more global warming!
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