TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE

what did ANY OF THAT MEAN
TELL ME OR I'LL PUNCH YOU
"it meant what it meant, gosh.
only those with powers and wisdom granted by the crystal council would understand.
sorry man. just stop setting fire to everything."



NOOOOOO
PUNCH
"hahah that's not happening."



you set that punk on fire
let's see him tell us to stop blowing stuff up NOW



with that, the jungle is quickly reducing itself to smoldering ashes.
you are not needed here anymore.
however, no crystals have approached you after this deed,
so their base must be somewhere else.

where to now?

Head to the ocean, it'll be hilarious setting that on fire.

> ocean

> He's right; they're probably expecting you to set the ocean on fire.
> Set the whole world on fire, right from where you stand.

But then if you set the ocean on fire, all KINDS of new animals will breed and form to live in the flaming conditions!

IMAGINE DOLPHINS THAT CAN SWIM IN FIRE.

CANYON

Fill the canyon with burn

seal the canyon gorge back together into unbroken land.

fearing the counsel already knows too much, you head to the canyon.



it's terribly deep though... and you can't fly... how are you gonna get down?
what if you fall? that wouldn't be good.



well, that works too.



oh hey i guess there was someone down there too
"noooooo stop nooooooooooo no no stop nooooo
why are you doing this nooooooooo
stop
do you even know why you are doing this?"

Eat his face.

"Because... you won't leave!"

Oh come on, don't tell me you wouldn't set everything in sight on fire with your mind if you could.

Because clouds taste super-boring?

Why does he think you're doing this?

"Because it's fun!"

by killing you all i prove my virtue in brute force, a very desirable trait among my people in this era. do you know how sexy killing you all makes me?

> "For fun"

You're doing this because this world is disappointing.
You hadn't seen it before, but it's clear now. Everything is ruled by some magic fairy crystal cult that doesn't even do anything and when you ask for even a taste of wealth, they try to wave away your request with weak excuses.



You send another blast of hateful fire towards the buckosaur, but she quickly shields!
"nooooooo what is wrong with you
you're mad because we wouldn't share clouds with you?
clouds aren't meant to be eaten, they're meant to produce rain!
and what if we've been fixing big important problems you don't know about?
then you'd be throwing this tantrum for literally no reason!"



Her shield gives way.
Well then, where will we go now?

> ocean

Go and find out whatever big problem it is that's taken the crystal council so damn long to fix

And fix it with hateflames

Eat its crystal and become a tricolorbuckosaurtops.

get some clothing on, like a cloak or something

> Laugh as evilly as you can.

realize you're being a dick

You realize, as the body crumbles into ash, and forms into a crystal
you should have gathered the crystal the other guy left behind.
Hope no one else figures out what that's for.



You climb down the canyon, slowly and surely, finding your way to the single clean crystal at the bottom.



Well, you hope that its previous owner being a buckosaur isn't going to have any negative side affects...



ah



you feel fine
you feel just dandy
lets go to the ocean friends
and boil it till it is soup



the time has come, the walrus said, to talk of other things
so now that we've roasted every other crystal carrier around here,
what can we do now?

besides providing more problems for that counsel to fix.

cause more global warming!