TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE

NEXT ARE THE VELOCIRAPTORS

Man that was kind of rude.

> Apologize.

No one man should have all this power

But fuck that, go boil the oceans

> what do you mean who's next? EVERYONE. BURN THEM ALLL

> The next person you run across

oops i just realized i saved over an image somewhere and now one of the past updates has an INCORRECT PANEL
I will fix that then I will update oops sorry

edit. panel fixed ok back to your regularly scheduled programming



Your first destination is to the mountains, where the pterodactlys soar.
They sully the skies. You'll clean this up, quick.



YOU'LL SOAR NO MORE, STUPID BIRDS



And just like that, you've turned this whole mountain top into your awesome doomfortress, from which you can rule the rest of the continent!



wait what









well
butts
now what

Cheer up! You can still set things on fire, right?

Anyways, slide down the mountain, whee!

now say sorry

> Eat THAT crystal

Use your unfettered rage to level your doomfortress

That's ok, you can still build a doom fortress here, even without crystal powah

eat the mountain

Okay so you can't fly or whatever anymore, but that's not gonna stop you from making a cool doomfort out of these mountains.



BOOM
YOU ARE A GOD



So you hide in your newly made fortress of solitude, and you make a map of the surrounding area. You don't actually know where the crystal counsel lives, but maybe you can find them if they are nearby.

Dumbass, the crystals are gonna be living in the sky. Look up and map that!

Go to your abode

Check your dungeons

> Ask for an appeal; when the crystal comes again, attack it.

They might be hiding in the trees, go there.

burn down the forest

Yeah, you know they can fly around a lot, but you haven't seen anything resembling a living-space in the sky ever so you figure their base must be on land somewhere.



so you walk to the nearby jungle. It's kinda nice looking you guess, but it seems to be missing something



and being cold-blooded, you need to rely on other sources for heat



yeahhhhh much better



suddenly a valueraptor appears and begins whining at you OH JOY
"okay i don't know how you did that but you need to stop
fires cause smoke and smoke causes greenhouse gas levels to rise
and if you keep this up the planet will get too hot to live on"

dude of course it will get too hot to live on it WILL BE ON FIRE

KILL HIM AND TAKE HIS WINGS

> Claim that the global dimming from the smoke will counteract that effect.

> Ask him how he got this information. He scared the crap outta me how does he get that info without a computer

yeah punch him

Summon a meteor, initiate global cooling

be Earth's saviour from the cataclysm you yourself wrought