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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-09-2013, 06:27 PM
Because it's Day One and this already looks very little like a Mafia game.
We've had people getting drunk, starting a civil war, and breeding murderdogs. How do you expect a serious lynch to emerge under these circumstances?
Now come on people, help me stop these bears before they slaughter both factions before we can properly slaughter each other.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-09-2013, 06:52 PM
what is this game, I don't even
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-09-2013, 07:41 PM
Okay well with comparing yourself to MLK I'm gonna have hop aboard: CHOO CHOO!
vote: Receer
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-09-2013, 08:55 PM
I could breed Dirt with Honeydew and start a whole new melon garden?
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-09-2013, 09:29 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-09-2013, 09:30 PM by Paranoia.)
April 09th, 2013
The Townzians, distracted by the great Townzian Civil war, have failed to send a suspect to a brutal and possibly undeserved death, as is the Townzian tradition.
HOWEVER, one enterprising cult leader, HurlinPagan, died of mysterious causes during the twilight of April 8th.
HurlingPagan was a cult leader, however he had no ill will towards the town. He just wished for them to know the joys of the elder gods touch upon their hearts. This would invariably make them go batshit mad, and if there was ever enough people inducted into his cult something *special* would happen.
He was the town cult leader.
The Townzians mourn for their fallen insane cultist, and vow to avenge his death. More as the story develops.
Night ends whenever Murderdogs runs its course. Feel free to talk tonight.
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-09-2013, 09:46 PM
Wait...27 of 30?
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-09-2013, 10:13 PM
10. HurlingPagan - Town Cult Leader, Died at the End of Day One.
13. Yewchung - Town Fauxcat Warmonger, Died of Alcohol Poisoning after causing a CIVIL WAR Day One.
19. ectoBiologist - Town Death-Delayed Karkat, Died from alcohol poisoning Day One
seems legit
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Okay so since this night won't end until dogtime is over
who wants to breed/fight dogs?
Mine's is jasmine, apparently
so it, you know, smells pretty great
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-09-2013, 10:17 PM
p.s. SCOFFLES REPLACES KANEFACE.
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-09-2013, 10:35 PM
I proceed to put Khaki and Nyanza in daycare together and repeatedly bike the long road between Mauville and Verdanturf.
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-09-2013, 10:39 PM
I'll take in the newly ownerless Vermilion, bringing the murderdog to play with Xanadu and letting things develop between them.
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-09-2013, 10:41 PM
Could we please get the results of the murderdog breeding, or if you only give those to people involved, would any of them care to share that data?
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-09-2013, 11:00 PM
Well, I suppose now that this whole lynching malarkey's fallen through and we've now moved into a phase entirely devoted to the forthright mating of murderdoggies, and I suppose now that Murderfia's ground to an awkward halt and tomorrow's set to be a rainy day for which I had nothing in particular planned anyway... I don't really have an excuse against making a contribution.
...but I could do with a hand concerning how best to handle the undefined sexes? I can't say I've ever written a piece on the romance of two hermaphroditic canines... actually that's another thing are we still up for OrangexPeridot or should I be casually introducing dearest Periot to other potential suitors? I think Peridot's happy to give anything a go, up to and possibly including an all-out doggie orgy...
or I could just assign some genders on a coinflip that would probably be more convenient but I respect the decisions of owners concerning their doggie's personals and attributes
sorry I'm a tad sleep-deprived right now and this is rapidly becoming one of the stranger conversations I've ever had the pleasure of having had
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-09-2013, 11:11 PM
(04-09-2013, 10:13 PM)Scoffles Wrote: »10. HurlingPagan - Town Cult Leader, Died at the End of Day One.
13. Yewchung - Town Fauxcat Warmonger, Died of Alcohol Poisoning after causing a CIVIL WAR Day One.
19. ectoBiologist - Town Death-Delayed Karkat, Died from alcohol poisoning Day One
seems legit
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Okay so since this night won't end until dogtime is over
who wants to breed/fight dogs?
Mine's is jasmine, apparently
so it, you know, smells pretty great
Scoffles I was making a snide comment because Para didn;'t change it for a while beforehand
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-09-2013, 11:12 PM
(04-09-2013, 11:00 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »now that Murderfia's ground to an awkward halt
Oh shitfuck I thought there was something I'd forgotten
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-09-2013, 11:13 PM
(04-09-2013, 11:00 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »an all-out doggie orgy...
It
Could
Work
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-09-2013, 11:14 PM
GX you are Michael Vick
confirm/deny
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-09-2013, 11:17 PM
(04-09-2013, 11:12 PM)Schazer Wrote: » (04-09-2013, 11:00 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »now that Murderfia's ground to an awkward halt
Oh shitfuck I thought there was something I'd forgotten
Heh, thank goodness everyone else is still awake anyways because I laughed a taaaaaad too much at that...
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-10-2013, 12:59 AM
(04-09-2013, 11:14 PM)Scoffles Wrote: »GX you are Michael Vick
confirm/deny
Deny
Fuck the Eagles, Go Bears and Giants (Dad's from Chicago, I'm from NJ.)
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-10-2013, 08:40 AM
I will say that when I signed up I was not expecting all the drinking and animal husbandry. The two are far less creepy together than I would have imagined.
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-10-2013, 01:26 PM
Yo bears you wanna breed murderdogs?
Jasmine/Lime sounds like a refreshing iced tea blend or some shit
That's a snapple fact.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-10-2013, 11:51 PM
(04-09-2013, 09:29 PM)soundlyParanoid Wrote: »
Night ends whenever Murderdogs runs its course. Feel free to talk tonight.
Could someone explain what this means?
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-11-2013, 12:04 AM
It means when we finish breeding and selecting dogs, night is over. Unless there's something going on behind the scenes.
And we get to talk while that's going on, though presumably there's no voting.
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-11-2013, 12:12 AM
I think my doggie is still searching for a mate? There's been mentions of it here and there but nothing incredibly concrete.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-11-2013, 01:06 AM
Well Xanadu and Vermillion seem to be getting along fine, so now the only thing left to do...
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(04-10-2013, 11:51 PM)texcat Wrote: » (04-09-2013, 09:29 PM)soundlyParanoid Wrote: »
Night ends whenever Murderdogs runs its course. Feel free to talk tonight.
Could someone explain what this means?
It means we must wait until one of the other dogs seeds the dirt. ohgodimsosorrypleasedontkillme
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30)
04-11-2013, 01:32 AM
Jasmine!Murderdog: breed or fight with first-comer
Seriously if we don't get this murderdog action going you are all mafia for drawing night out forever
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