Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)

idk Garuru I think what we're supposed to be going for is less XXX-PLICIT and more like this

a wine colored attack doggie eh? I kind of like my doggie i dont want it to die.

even if i want after a rebel. like reecer6...

So before we hit night does anyone want to hear about my god?

Gonna take Credit and Q's Quartz and Amaranth respectively, and see if we get something suitably mystical up in this murderbitch.

Fogel I'd dig having and ube dog. Well the colour anyway, it is a silly name.
Now Byzantine, that name is pretty metal.

So before we hit night does anyone want to hear about my god?

Oh? How interesting! I am fascinated by other cultures.

Do they have anything to say about how to win in a poke-related feud?

Gonna take Credit and Q's Quartz and Amaranth respectively, and see if we get something suitably mystical up in this murderbitch.

I support this. Go for it my little doggy. Find love in colors.[/b]

I just realized that the dog colors all start with a different letter of the alphabet. That's how we ended up with Ube and Zomp.

Also, I suddenly want to breed my Ube with PL's Zomp to see if we get the weirdest color name ever out of it.

vote reecer

i trust u pala.

Oh gosh what an adorable beast beast. Wait is Zomp a real colour? I guess it is one of those eldritch ones.

*looks for breeding partner casually*

PL, I can't think of a better match for your Zomp than my Ube. Can you even imagine how bizarre the resulting color name will be?

After careful consideration I have to concede that yes, it is a deal.

But that would probably result in Zompube.

Exactly. Think of the possibilities! It is almost like Zombie Poodle.

Before my breeding program commences, I would like to test the capabilities of my murdogs in the aforementioned exhibition match.

She-Czar! Ready your troops! Xanthos the Indefatigable along with the Byzantine and Xanadu Killer Kanines are coming for you!

Additionally, and unrelatedly, those of you who know me know that I'd be fine with a day 1 no lynch; however, most of you would not be under normal circumstances, and as late in the day as it is, we pretty much have to decide who dies now and make it happen if it's going to happen at all. I will again exhort my followers to cast down the traitor by voting: Reecer6 harder. As for the temporarily-disloyal Skazlandians, think of it this way: do you really want someone so ready to abandon a cause with so little provocation on your side? Don't trust him. He will stab you in the back. Kill him! Glory to Townzia! Glory to her people!

I am this close to devoting the rest of my evening to making OrangexPeridot an actual thing

a soft, soppy, silly little thing but a thing nonetheless

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

SLORANGE.
Have you ever made a mistake in your life?
OF COURSE YOU HAVE.
And I did there!
Live and let die, you know?????
Look, I've not killed anyone yet! But you know who will? THE MAFIA. And some of the mafia are likely ON YOUR VERY SIDE! Who's the REAL traitor here?

Look, I've not killed anyone yet!

Look, I've not killed anyone yet!

I'm totally going to kill someone soon!

triple-vote: Reecer6

I just realized that the dog colors all start with a different letter of the alphabet. That's how we ended up with Ube and Zomp.

Also, I suddenly want to breed my Ube with PL's Zomp to see if we get the weirdest color name ever out of it.

And I'm DIRT??? I could have been daffodil or dandelion or denim, but I'm DIRT???

Now that I'm feeling a but more sober, time to figure out breeding...

...
ohdeargodwhat
whyisthebarclosed

I think I'll just let Xanadu choose for himself, for now. I support the little thing's judgement...

I believe lime and honeydew would make excellent offspring together, however...

As a show of goodwill toward my soon-to-be-deposed still-a-friend Slorange, I'm gonna Vote: Reecer6 and send Cyan and Red to go do experimental fightymajigs for me.

Guys help I got my dog drunk
He's such a lightweight
Goddamn

Vote: Reecer

Why is everyone trying to die of liver failure again

I drew my murderdog

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wrt Solaris' comment: I guess I'm willing to draw some sort of awful shoujo comic parody thing for me and amos' murderdogs I mean if that's really a road I should be going down but I guess so

That sounds like a rather pleasant road.