you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

it turns out AAA AAAA AAAAAA AA AAAA

it turns out you must give it peel peeling juice

it turns out tuo snrut ti

it turns out banana banana banana banana banana

it turns out b to the a na na

it turns out a cylinder with radius an and height a has a volume of banana if b = pi

it turns out the answer to 'how many peels can a banana peel peel if a banana peel could peel banana' is one, and it isn't itself

it turns out you must joust with bananas

it turns out you must joust bananas

it turns out you must bananas

it turns out babanana is you

it turns out you must cut the peel into the shape of a spring and make a banana slinky

it turns out you must code a program that will brute force the code to decrypt the banana's ciphertext peel, revealing the plaintext inside

it turns out brute forcing is no fun

it turns out you must grow increasingly non-euclidean bananas, at which point there will be too much negative curvature to have an efficient peel to contain the banana, therefore the peel falls off

it turns out you must elongate the banana into spaghetti noodle

it turns out bananas are 50% ban and 50% ana

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it turns out if you rearrange the letters in 'banana' you get 'abnnaa'

It turns out Banana is a good choice for a troll to be named

it turns out its soap

I guess that makes sense because loofahs are sponges

it turns out you must drink banana

it turns out you must sculpt it

it turns out chqita banana is a valid homestuck troll name