You are an assassin.

Your name is _. You are an assassin. You have been hired to kill this little worm guy who goes by the name of _. You're in the city of _, known for it's _. On a smaller scale, you're in _. You're to earn 30 _ for this one. A decent chunk of change. If you fail you'll have to deal with _.
If everything goes according to plan, you're about to kill someone.
Note: This comic will most likely contain depictions of violence/drugs/etc

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Beelbog
Bilburt, or Bilbert The Short
Los Neo New Vegas, known for its Illicit Casino-Cybersurgeon Venues
The backalley of Shadey Sams Syberware (S)Emporium and Fine Dining
Neo-Newbucks
EmptyWallet ™ Debt Recollectiors

Your name is Gus Din. You are an assassin. You have been hired to kill this little worm guy who goes by the name of Inn O'Cent. You're in the city of Suburb City, known for it's oddly oxymoronic exports. On a smaller scale, you're in The Oho'oho'ho-hotel. You're to earn 30 Pastas (₧) for this one. A decent chunk of change. If you fail you'll have to deal with MAN MAN, the MAFIA MAFIA BOSS BOSS.

>Reroll character, play as a druid instead.

Your name is ;. You are an assassin. You have been hired to kill this little worm guy who goes by the name of a fetus. You're in the city of New Metrovilleopolisburg City, known for it's supervillain problem. On a smaller scale, you're in a candy shop. You're to earn 30 life points for this one. A decent chunk of change. If you fail you'll have to deal with Joe, the supreme overlord of Earth.
If everything goes according to plan, you're about to kill someone.

Your name is Gus Beelbog. You are an assassin. You have been hired to kill this little worm guy who goes by the name of Bilburt The Short. You're in the city of Los Neo New Vegas, known for it's Illicit Exports. On a smaller scale, you're in a candy shop. You're to earn 30 Pastas (Pt) for this one. A decent chunk of change. If you fail you'll have to deal with your due payments at EmptyWallet ™ Debt Recollectiors.
If everything goes according to plan, you're about to kill someone.

>Reroll character, play as a druid instead.

You're not sure what rerolling is, and if you took the time to change class right here Bilburt would surely get away. Speaking of, how would you like to kill him?
>_

>With sick burns. Hit him with an insult so dank and potent that he spontaneously combusts through shame.
or
>Ask nicely.

>Throw the gun at him.

> Suplex him.

> Let him sleep with the fishes

> Suplex him.

Your secondary job is being a MATCHOE MAENN.

>Suplex

>With sick burns. Hit him with an insult so dank and potent that he spontaneously combusts through shame.[snip]

"Sometimes when she's alone your wife cries and she doesn't know why. She can never be happy and even though she doesn't love you anymore when you die it'll fucking rip her apart"
"You know exactly what you've done to deserve this"
"Your kids don't call for a reason"
You burn Bilburt to the extreme. Like he's your first goddamn marshmallow over a campfire.
His tiny worm brain is filled with SELF-DOUBT and MISERY.

He starts crying.

>Throw the gun at him.

Crushed his head. Just like a fly. Anything else would probably be over-

S U P L E X

Kill #1: Billburt The short
well, you did it.

Getting out of here is probably your first priority. This guy looks pretty peeved, and peeved people tend to call the police on murders.

>He cares not for your murderous activities. He's only mad because you haven't taken his order yet.

>Throw billburt at him.

>"And that's how the candy is made. I won't tell the cops if you don't."

> Buy candy to bribe the fellow
> Dispose of body

"What uh... what would you like to order?"
"IS THAT A DEAD BODY"
"It's, I guess, the um new Halloween decoration"
"WHAT'S HOLLOWEEN?"
"It's this new promotional thing"
"OH ALRIGHT. CAN I JUST GET 50 OF THESE ORANGE THINGS?"
"sure just wait right there without moving"



You're good at your job.
What next?

>Go in the back room and break everything. This place reminds you of your first summer job. It'c cathartic.

Agree, say you're going to the back room for the orange things and don't come back.

"I'm gonna uhhhhhh get those orange things"
the only response you get is a muffled noise.


You enter the storage room and approach the most breakable object in the room.

You hit the egg like object with your gun.

You doubt anything bad will ever come of this.

>_

>Well, you just released an evil spirit that was trapped for 5 billion years. Oops.

>is that a window
>ooze through the bars and make a clean getaway, you got a payment to collect

oh no youve been transported to the shadow realm

Continue smashing.