shitposting shantytown

Originally posted by a deleted user

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normal forum rules apply to this thread. also many extra arbitrary rules that are announced in thread

Another forum i was on had an entire forum devoted to pointless shit posting, basically, which fostered its own (extremely strong and friendly) sub community and reduced pointless stuff in other topics. Easier to just accept it's going to happen.

a good point, so...


"Welcome to the shitposting apartheid bog, my pondland comrades—" says the king of the ribbits—"where everything is off limits, from lily to maxi pads, there's b-b-BARRELS of fads in your future.  We're locked stocked and feral, mewling and frothing at the lips, waiting for our next chance to post a choice pic of some anime shaking her hips, so line on up! the laughs never start!  shitty gifs are 2 for 1 at this army-grade balls-to-the-wall-mart. We rule land and sea, and arbitrary rules rule the sky, so never dare to dishonor those who'd die for you're FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT to reblog some shitty fucker from team forteress 2 saying a word loudly.  god gave you these rights, but i gave you this thread, so god is dead! Go, go ahead and post bravely, little toasters, take a deep dive into a bathtub and short out the power grid bcoz im sick of you"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

certified M.D.

D is for dumpfuck

CaN yOu HaNdLe ThE wHeAt?!

I love certificates and I love dumps

really love them

not as much as me tho, right

do you mean do I love dumps more than I love you or do you love dumps more than I love dumps because I don't think I ever asked you the latter
I guess it's Tuesday tomorrow I will keep it in mind

RRRRRR.

HI GUYS. I hate clothes.

SOLARIS COME HERE LETS MAKE OUT

do you mean do I love dumps more than I love you or do you love dumps more than I love dumps because I don't think I ever asked you the latter
I guess it's Tuesday tomorrow I will keep it in mind

yes the important thnig is i,m loved most

SOLARIS COME HERE LETS MAKE OUT

no...... nooooooooobas

wait maybe you were talking about certificates instead

do you want a certificate I can make you one

"... He stepped out of the hot tub, and was surprised to see his sempai standing in the hallway. He was about to wave hello, but he noticed that his sempai wasn't wearing a towel at all. He blushed furiously, and made to look away. His sempai stormed across the floor, and ..."

Was that shitty enough?

SOLARIS COME HERE LETS MAKE OUT

no...... nooooooooobas

*Me eyewaggles.*

Come on. Plant a fat, wet one on me, baby.

I'm ready

someone help mme

thar helps

someone help mme

oh mr. solaaaariiiiiiis

*bats eyelashes and puts on lipstick*

someone help mme

oh mr. solaaaariiiiiiis

*bats eyelashes and puts on lipstick*

*sidles up*

Excuse me sir are you uh, are you alright?
I have some cream I could lend you... in fact, you can probably keep it

I don't want it back



don't touch me

WHY THANK YOU GOOD SIR. YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN SHITTING BLOOD FOR THE PAST WEEK AND THIS JUST MIGHT HELP IT.

Guys stop getting off topic, this thread is supposed to be about posting cat gifs.

HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT OBAMACARE YET

am i doing this right

Not enough Shanty, too much town