EXISTIFY; the play

P: Hey, is anyone else cowering behind that curtain?
REYWELD: I think It's just me and you. Now be quiet!
ICANTGIVECREDIT: It was him. *points to SeaWyrm* kill him.



SUN MAIDEN: You think you can command me?


SUN MAIDEN: Stop sweating in your socks, I'm just teasing.
SUN MAIDEN: I came here to find out who had the courage to summon me with sacrifice.
KITTENEATER: haha yeah sacrificing peeps is pretty outdated now, around here we much prefer to snackrifice *chows down on some slim jims*
SUN MAIDEN: ... Oh my stars and gardens! You ate them!
SUN MAIDEN: What a barbaric culture. The lot of you must be taught some decency! The hard way.
SUN MAIDEN: 5000 Years working in the vineyard!

Does that mean KittenEater gets to live for 5000 more years? That's a pretty sweet deal. I'd take it.

Why not the Olive Garden? It's the most horrible place on Earth.

*chews on breadsticks*

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Can I instead make Vines in the Vineyard?
Let's see, 5000 years worth of 6 second clips, that should work out to (MATHS MATHS MATHS)...
26,297,438,400 Vines!
I'm sure if we all work together we can make twenty-six-billion Vines in no time!*

*They last 6 seconds long so it would take the whole 5000 years granted but HEY positive thinking!

You're not taking into account the editing required to make a good vine. A good vine takes more than six seconds to make.

You're not taking into account the editing required to make a good vine. A good vine takes more than six seconds to make.

I'm sorry, but Good and Vine do not go together

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SpoilerNo, not even this one

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Sometimes a movie trailer is the same thing.

This is my first thread, containing my first post. I'll have to restore all the images (I do have access to them). I'll do it later though.