Dog reporting thread (fake)
03-25-2018, 06:58 PM
As I was walking home, I encountered a small black dog. It had three cute heads and a scorpion tail, which exploded like a firework when it touched me. As I pet the dog, its fur began to change, becoming orange and curly.
This dog could stand like a human, and did so. We had a heated argument over politics and then it shat right in front of me, while maintaining eye-contact. Then, it gave me a plastic bag which I tucked into my pocket before walking away.
I didn't, actually. This was a lie. This thread is for similar fictitious encounters with dogs.
This dog could stand like a human, and did so. We had a heated argument over politics and then it shat right in front of me, while maintaining eye-contact. Then, it gave me a plastic bag which I tucked into my pocket before walking away.
I didn't, actually. This was a lie. This thread is for similar fictitious encounters with dogs.
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