[twelve]

> lean into his ear and softly sing Take On Me

....SECONDING

> lean into his ear and softly sing Take On Me

....SECONDING

Also seconding.

Ooooookay you should probably stop fucking around and actually save your game sometimes.



There’s enough save slots that you don’t think you need to worry too much about running out of space. For now you recreate your O-12, go back to the O-6 scene, and save your game.





As you’re skipping through the first few scenes (again), you notice that some of the dialogue has changed now. You think they might have done that last time as well, actually… Seriously, the characters even remember that? How much time did these two put into this?



















Good thing you’re a savescummer.



You notice that he still mentions having seen this O-12 three times before. At least he doesn’t remember loads.









































You pull up the relationship levels screen. The little key says that black means loathing and pink means affection, and it seems like you've already pissed off O-6 quite a bit. Oops?

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i wanna see your peacock -
killed another bird today. :D


doggy style -
Congratulations, sir. :V

horny -
Thanks O-2. We all really needed to see that. :)

i wanna see your peacock -
you’re welcome. :D

honey bunny -
...OwO

sugar gunshow -
Again, O-2? This is the third one this week. c:<

sugar gunshow -
It’s Tuesday. c:<

i wanna see your peacock -
what can i say? the seasons come and go, but it is not the notails that decide the leaf’s fall. :D

sugar gunshow -
I don’t see what that has to do with this at all, but okay. c:<

tiger in the sheets -
I don’t know what you fucking expected. This is basically the only thing he fucking sends in here. >:3

Whatever stupidass chicken he stabbed today, and random unrelated quotes. >:3

leg day -

Same uvu

horny -
Adorbs. :)

i wanna see your peacock -
:D / \ uvu

doggy style -
Very impressive, Your Elegance! :V

sugar gunshow -
At least you’re being useful, I guess. c:<

breeding season -
Well? Are you going to eat it? -w-

The bird, that is! Not the clockwork. Do not eat the clockwork! -w-

i wanna see your peacock -
eat it? :D

leg day -
Don’t eat clockworks mates. uvu

i wanna see your peacock -
and that’s your local psa. :D

breeding season -
Yes, eat it! Are you so lazy that you have forgotten how to provide sustenance for your own body? -w-

i wanna see your peacock -
yes. :D

sugar gunshow -
Please eat something, O-2. c:<

Something that isn’t the bird. c:<

doggy style -
If you would like it, sir, I would be happy to come over and make you something. :U

breeding season -
ABSOLUTELY disgusting! You are so pathetically bad at surviving that you forget how to put food in your mouth and chew! Though I can’t say that the sustenance is not wasted on you either way, you terrible little man! -w-

bonedaddy -
You are all terrible little men. -m-

And Princess. -m-

horny -
Thanks. :)

i wanna see your peacock -
:D

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M.C.I.L.F. -
Those are some iiiiiiinteresting nicknames. ^v^

> Turn around, getting ready to hug O-9 in open arms. That's obviously how they know your nicknames, right?

>pUT YOUR NAME AS "Sinner f Lov S2" OR SOMETHING ULTRA CURSED.

> is O-9 cellphone stuck on the letter "I"?

> Do sin for l0ve

> Let Thorny talk for you, he knows how to ask someone for a date.

>LOUD SEXY SNAKE NOISES

Say something terribly raunchy.

>Activate gay

>Think about how badly you messed up

> Please don't let them be behind you.
> Spin around quickly.

> " haha, thanks ♡u♡"

>what do you think of the nickname I gave you ❤v❤
>send to o6: (some sort of apology that mixes with compliment) ❤v❤

>"Hey, try guessing what M.C.I.L.F. stands for ♡u♡"

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naive newcomer who needs to get shown around town (sexually) -
not as interesting as you ♡u♡

naive newcomer who needs to get shown around town (sexually) -
why don’t you tell me a little about yourself hot mama ♡u♡

M.C.I.L.F. -
You're a very foooorward child. ^v^

naive newcomer who needs to get shown around town (sexually) -
i can be more forward if you want ♡u♡

M.C.I.L.F. -
You should be eating healthier, you seem to be lightheaded. ^v^

naive newcomer who needs to get shown around town (sexually) -
sure, how about we eat out sometime ♡u♡

M.C.I.L.F. -
I can aaaaaalways bring you lunch dear. ^v^

naive newcomer who needs to get shown around town (sexually) -
that’s not what i meant ♡u♡

M.C.I.L.F. -
I dooooon’t often eat in public. ^v^

naive newcomer who needs to get shown around town (sexually) -
i’m fine with doing it in private if that’s what you prefer ♡u♡

M.C.I.L.F. -
You are suuuuuuch a silly one. ^v^
naive newcomer who needs to get shown around town (sexually) -
why don’t you make me silly all night long ♡u♡

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naive newcomer who needs to get shown around town (sexually) -
o-9 just suplexed me lol ♡u♡

horny -
Lol, k. :)

sugar gunshow -
You probably deserved it. c:<

tiger in the sheets -
Fucker definitely did. Good fucking riddance. >:3

>"so,,,,"



>"would u guys mind if i post a few hundred shirtless pics just asking lmao lol rofl ♡u♡"

>"so,,,,"



>"would u guys mind if i post a few hundred shirtless pics just asking lmao lol rofl ♡u♡"

that

i kick it. and i hope to get........ all [twelve].

> Yes 12.
> That includes me.

> Ok so lets play a game, each of you have to vote who I go bother next.

> Check Love Stats. You gotta know your stats to make your strats.

i kick it. and i hope to get........ all [twelve].

> Yes 12.
> That includes me.

> Ok so lets play a game, each of you have to vote who I go bother next.

> Everyone: collectivley decide they have to bother the next o-12. Be taken to the character creation screen.

i kick it. and i hope to get........ all [twelve].

> Yes 12.
> That includes me.

> Ok so lets play a game, each of you have to vote who I go bother next.

> Everyone: collectivley decide they have to bother the next o-12. Be taken to the character creation screen.

YES

i kick it. and i hope to get........ all [twelve].

> Yes 12.
> That includes me.

> Ok so lets play a game, each of you have to vote who I go bother next.

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naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
so let’s cut to the chase i know i only have like a week to live and im going to make the most of it ♡u♡

if you know what i mean ♡u♡

sugar gunshow -
At this rate it’s going to be shorter than that. c:<

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
no it’s quite long actually ♡u♡

sugar gunshow -
That’s the worst thing you’ve said to me thus far. c:<

breeding season -
Now THAT is what I call good drive. -w-

I approve. -w-

doggy style -
This is the opposite of good for the gene pool, sir. :V

breeding season -
I do not think so! I did not notice any defects from them at the meeting! -w-

doggy style -
:V

You know what, of course you’re right, sir, never mind. =V

tiger in the sheets -
I’m not letting the F-classes get turned in that fucking direction. I’d rather they fucking die. >:3

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
i’d like to get turned in a fucking direction ♡u♡

tiger in the sheets -
Eugh. >:3

honey bunny -
Euhhhhhh do you have to talk like that? OwO

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
would you rather i be screaming your name ♡u♡

[O-8 has called a vote to mute O-12.]
[Six votes are needed to pass.]

[O-8 has voted to mute.]
[O-7 has voted to mute.]
[O-11 has voted to mute.]
[O-7 has removed his vote.]
[O-10 has voted to mute.]
[O-6 has voted to mute.]
[O-7 has voted to mute.]

horny -
Guys no this is too funny. :)

breeding season -
I hate to agree with a defect like you, but I concur! They were clearly leading up to something! -w-

horny -
Thanks. :)

bonedaddy -
I’m turning my phone off. -mO

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
i can help you turn something else on instead ♡u♡

[O-8 has voted to mute but has already voted.]
[O-8 has voted to mute but has already voted.]

sugar gunshow -
Look, do you actually have anything constructive to say or are you just going to keep pestering us. c:<

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
i did get picked from a lottery to be killed so im not sure what you expected sugar ♡u♡

sugar gunshow -
Don’t call me that. c:<

horny -
Yeah O-12 you’re making him blush. :)

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
oh i can do a lot more than that ♡u♡

horny -
See O-X, they’re perfect for breaking you out of your shell. :)

sugar gunshow -
Don’t you all have work you should be doing rather than behaving like smitten children. c:<

leg day -
uvu

tiger in the sheets -
Yeah, shouldn’t you be hurrying up and fucking dying, O-12. >:3

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
shouldn’t you be hurrying up and fucking o-12 ♡u♡

[O-6 has voted to mute but has already voted.]

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
anyway what im trying to say is ♡u♡

i wanna play a game ♡u♡

tiger in the sheets -
I fucking don’t. >:3

sugar gunshow -
I’m going to stop you right there. We’re all passing on that. c:<

horny -
(He’s lying, he’s really into you. :) )

sugar gunshow -
This is a textual conversation, Princess. I can see even when you type in brackets. c:<

horny -
(That’s basically a confession, go for it dude. :) )

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
i think you’ll all like it ♡u♡

see im gonna let you all vote for who im going to flirt with next, specifically ♡u♡

instead of just all of you. youre welcome ♡u♡

breeding season -
Hmm! I think from what I saw, O-12 is a muscled type. Good drive, good strength… -w-

I think they would go well with O-X! -w-

sugar gunshow -
No, O-3, I think they’d make a much better mix with you. Definitely flirt with her, O-12. c:<

breeding season -
Don’t be stupid! You don’t mix defects with good breeding stock! -w-

sugar gunshow -
Really, I insist. You’d make a great match. c:<

horny -
Ooh, O-5, how do you feel about hunks in flannel? :)

leg day -
No thanks mate. Feel like O-6 might be more into that sort of thing. uvu

horny -
Neo, how could I be so blind? You’re right. Flirt with O-6, O-12. Get that sexy tiger. :)

bonedaddy -
I agree. Go for O-6. That is surely bound to turn out just as you deserve it to. -m-

tiger in the sheets -
What the fuck. >:3

doggy style -
You must admit, Your Excellence, your genes would be an exceptional match. =U

breeding season -
You might actually be right! It is possible O-12’s drive would overcome O-6’s abominable laziness! -w-

tiger in the sheets -
I’m breaking your fucking phone, O-7. >:3

doggy style -
Just think, sir. Your combined build would make marvellously strong offspring. Tall, muscular, driven as O-3 says... overall a perfect template for an F class. :V

horny -
Flirt! Flirt! Flirt! Flirt! :)

tiger in the sheets -
Absolutely fucking not. I wouldn’t let a piece of shit like this even get near my fucking genes. >:3

They can just die unfucked. >:3

naive newcomer who needs to be shown around town (sexually) -
whoa keep talking like that baby it’s kind of hot ♡u♡

i wanna see your peacock -
hey anybody in this thread smoke weed :D

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tiger in the sheets -
No we’re fucking not. What we’re talking about is how O-12 is going to die an even earlier fucking death than a week if they keep going like this. >:3

i wanna see your peacock -
well, they can’t do it before tonight. :D

well, i guess they can; for it is certain that neither notail nor nature would ever have a say in the end of a life except to make it happen. never to stop it. :D

still. :D

i’m throwing a party tonight, and you’re all invited. :D

especially o-12. they’ll be quite the help. :D

horny -
Sounds fun. :)

bonedaddy -
No. -m-

i wanna see your peacock -
you’re invited too. :D

bonedaddy -
I am uninviting myself. I have experiments to perform. -m-

i wanna see your peacock -
you’re extra invited now. :D

bonedaddy -
Now I’m extra uninvited. -m-

sugar gunshow -
Sure, O-2. I’ll be there. Mostly to make sure it doesn’t get as out of control as last time. c:<

I think they’re still cleaning up the scorch marks. c:<

i wanna see your peacock -
the burn of the alcohol will only ever be outmatched by the flame of the bonfire. :D

@o-8, come to the party. :D

bonedaddy -
No. -m-

i wanna see your peacock -
i’ll let you do a talk about science to everyone. :D

bonedaddy -
I hate being around people. -m-

i wanna see your peacock -
you can do it from my house. :D

bonedaddy -
No. -m-

i wanna see your peacock -
there is a weird thing in my drawer you could do science on. also booze and weed. :D

bonedaddy -
No. -m-

You notice that the sky outside the window at home hasn’t changed so far, even though you first saw it at morning, then evening, and then morning again. The P classes did tell you to message them if you found any bugs, so you open up the chat client and start typing.

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G-SUCC: Hey I found a bug. :’3
G-SUCC: The sky outside the window doesn’t change with the time of day, it’s really messing with my immersion here. :’3
ittybittykitty: shit =w=
G-SUCC: Master programmers can’t even get the fucking sky to change right. :’3
slipperdipper: Look at it this way succ-man =w=
slipperdipper: We make sure the game doesnt do big things like explode into a billion bits of data in your computer so you can ream us for the little things =w=
G-SUCC: Yeah you managed that but if you can’t get the little things right what’s the fucking point. :’3
ittybittykitty: just tell us what ur o-12 was set to and we’ll fix it lmao =w=
G-SUCC: F class, flannel, flannel, some more flannel, gay, and uhh I picked the treehouse. :’3
slipperdipper: Man of course its the treehouse =w=
ittybittykitty: ikr lmfao =w=
slipperdipper: Its like that thing is blessed I s2n =w=
ittybittykitty: yea lmfao like for a joke we hid a t-pose sprite in the files but it kept showing up here even tho nothing should ever trigger it =w=
ittybittykitty: hey send us ur save file and we’ll fix it in the 2nd build =w=
G-SUCC: Okay, I can do that. :’3
G-SUCC: Where would you guys be without me tbh. :’3
slipperdipper: Probably like the same but w/ five headaches less =w=
G-SUCC: </3 :’3
ittybittykitty: <3 =w=

>Flannel shorts. What more could you need?

>Flannel shorts. What more could you need?

Actually. Flannel Swim-trunks.

> Flannel sandals worn over denim socks