[Fortuna]: Luck depends on no one....right? (4/3)

A toucan named pecan sam

A pecan named toucan sam

> Give that cute bird a hug.

WAIT CAN I PET THE GOOD PEANUT YES

also i'm joining the helios x happiness ship. good ship.


ooh, ooh, what about! Cobalt/kelda! i still like that one,

ooh, ooh, what about! Cobalt/kelda!

Cobalt/Kelda is my heartcanon. That means it's canon, in my heart. I can feel it.

Is good birb, best birb, only birb.

WHAT THE HECK IS ALL OF THIS, INSULTRON yells as he comes in to existence. Actually he doesn't. I'm the one yelling that pretending he's yelling that. Of course, I to am also not yelling that, mainly because this is in text format, so I guess I'm typing it? Ok I'll admit, I'm also whispering all of this to myself to attempt some form of grammar check, god knows I need it.







I'll tell you what the heck is happening, the worst INTER-MISSION. I mean INTER-MISSIONS are suppose to be horrible but this one bites the cake. Eats the cake? Wait what the heck is wrong with eating cake? I...Actually think I'm using this phrase wrong.*






Either way, things are slowly going up in flames. The cobalt Kelda shippers are coming out of the woodwork (Actually that's a good ship, why didn't that happen?), ship fics between me and the bird I'm baby sitting are starting to circulate throughout the Atlantic ocean, and I'm being shaken down over my secrets. How can I tame the masses? Do I need to pull a gainax ending? Have another alligator destroy us all? I mean, it's [Fortuna]'s birthday, she'd want horrible endings and widespread destruction I think.


* I realized after finishing this that the correct phrase is "Takes the cake"

Have a bleach nuke descend from the sky, saying "Don't worry; Blowing up is good for you!"

>Oh oh I know! My suggestions always ruin everything!

>Just watch, the very act of me putting in this command will make a robot cry, or kill everyone's favorite character, or both!

>...

>Okay maybe I actually have to suggest something. How about Nikki X the Sun God? That's bound to ruin something.

Goodness I just love it when gime draws the stuff I've drawn.

>Oh oh I know! My suggestions always ruin everything!

>Just watch, the very act of me putting in this command will make a robot cry, or kill everyone's favorite character, or both!

You're gonna get Aspasem killed? You monster.

>I just want the crew to cuddlepile

You're gonna get Aspasem killed? You monster.

Get who killed?

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> Just kill all your readers. There's no way that can end anything but horribly.
Dsg'a uzlx ymlaot, nvex ajzhme mng uj wbcqznu rzaunchdia.

Get who killed?

Apsamepe the, err, bug guy? we all love.

"but gime!" i interject.

"we're all having so much fun," i say.

i do not mention that i was at school all day, oh no, definitely not.

Then suddenly Star appeared! Suddenly huh? I didn't draw star in to this panel.

"but gime!" Star interject.

"we're all having so much fun," Star says.

Oh god. Oh no. Did star just speak for themselves? Did star just SELF INSERT themselves in to this? It suddenly came to me that I didn't permission lock this INTER-MISSION. I try to play it cool. I attempt to blow it off, act like star isn't a strange yellow orange instead of the black coloration everyone else is. Oh wow Star, what nice weather we're having. I said as I attempted to find out a way to end this INTER-MISSION before the readers took control of it and make all of their ships canon.

I was working on a little reminder of who aserpasem was, and I come back to find the thread hijacked? All the better.

This is apasm, you forgetful brats.

Oh no, what did I come back to?! I was having a WONDERFUl TIME thinking that Fortuna was still on Hiatus and when I find out that it isn't, I also find out that it has become a beautiful fucking mess.

I im just joking, i love this

> Can we instead make all of the ships cannon? Would that be better?

D.Va x Nike is now canon.

Original image of Bea done by BB. Then I edited the banner...

STAR. Now is your chance! MAKE HELIOS HAPPY. I'M COUNTING ON YOU, SOLDIER.

"I have taken control!!!!"

"which means i can do this!!!!!!!!!!"

and then helios smiled, and pumpkin V1 was Very Surprised!

When you wake up to find out you missed EVERYTHING

By the powers of artistry, Cobalt/Kelda is now totally canon!! See, even their colors were made for each other.



I wonder what kind of repercussions would happen in the future if Cobalt/Kelda was actually canon?

What are you doing? You can't just bring Aspasem back in to canon. Are you mad, also what is he doing with that Diet Mayonnaise jar? No I mean, really. What is he doing with the Diet Mayonnaise jar, because I want to know.





"I have taken control!!!!"

"which means i can do this!!!!!!!!!!"

and then helios [CENSORED], and pumpkin V1 was Very Surprised!

HAHA! I've deflected your actions! Helios will never get to [CENSORED]! Now... it's time to finally stop this horrible madness!






With some gas.....and some FIRE!





See you guys tomorrow, or the day after with an update.

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Whatever, good a place as anywhere else to depose of these planets.

END OF THE WORST INTER-MISSION