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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/14 You have a gun.
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/14 You have a gun.
09-15-2016, 10:43 AM
(09-14-2016, 11:38 AM)LoverIan Wrote: »Sorry for not picking up on that sooner Athena.
And yeah Helios.... ever hear that two heads are better than one? I mean aside from a Delphik saying it.
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/15 All Hail THE WATER CRISIS
09-15-2016, 10:44 AM
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We could perhaps send Marble to check if our rations have been picked up. We might also send Cea to offer the Husses a ride on the ship.
I believe the "Apologizes" in "Apologizes, I didn't mean to bring that up." should be "Apologies"
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/15 All Hail THE WATER CRISIS
09-15-2016, 04:18 PM
...personally, I thought the plan was to have both halves meet up afterwards.
Kinda didn't think about where, now I think about it.
Probably could have our team just do that; head back to Oooooo's. Unless Marble is still asleep when we check back with her.
> Cea: If Marble is asleep, then it'll be up you to let Latta know that you can ride the ship to the party. Leave Marble with Nikki.
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/15 All Hail THE WATER CRISIS
09-16-2016, 03:52 AM
Can't we just have One-Punch take Cleo to the ship?
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/15 All Hail THE WATER CRISIS
09-16-2016, 05:12 AM
Today, the 16th of September, is [Fortuna]'s birthday.
Now like a good parent I looked up what to do for a 3 year old's birthday. The guide I read said to present the child with options, and let the child pick which one they like most.
Unfortunately [Fortuna] has never come to her own birthday before. Possibly because she is an intangible webcomic, but maybe it's because she is unhappy that I haven't filled the kill quota this year. In fact, no one has died this year. This is a deep shame to be honest.
Of course all of those things are just jokes. The real reason why [Fortuna], nor anyone else is at this party is because no one but me exists in this universe. That being of course, this panel and this very much non canon INTER-MISSION. I mean, not counting this really neat bird.
Well this party was a total bust, but I do now have a nice platter of unhealthy treats to eat whenever I get this helmet off. Man what a lame INTER-MISSION this is, with this whole bootleg AuthorSona thing. AuthorSonas are so lame man, why'd I even do this? Maybe I should just make another dating sim INTER-MISSION. Those are always good.
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 05:28 AM
DATING SIM!!
DATING SIM!!
DATING SIM!!
DATING SIM!!
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 06:11 AM
Dating sim! Dating sim! Kieros who I have decide to interpret as a one of those tentacle cat people, shouted. When did Kieros get here? Just a second ago, because you know, I drew them in to this panel.
Yeah sure. We can do that. Dating sim it is. What do the kids these days even ship anymore? Is Hermes x Apollo still the hot yaoi these days or have we moved on to greener grasses? What do you readers even ship?
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 06:19 AM
The only ship, the only good ship, the only real ship- Helios/Happiness.
I mean, and and me. Helios/Taylor. That's. That's a given. I just want him to be happy, okay, look,,,
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2. People with manuals get confused and scared when things occur that are not in the manual. Treat them like people when this happens.
3. Treat them like people."
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 06:20 AM
The hot yaoi will never leave my gay little heart. It will forever be a part of it, just like everything else that has touched my gay little heart.
Like the other Hermes x Apollo. And Helios x Apollo. And Athena x Eris. And Thanatos x Prometheus.
Also, of course, Apollo x Apollo. What do you mean, am I biased. I don't know what you're talking about.
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 06:37 AM
Kylezo x Datos
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 06:38 AM
Give us the pure Cpt. Hermes x Prometheus and also the forbidden Cobalt x Geko FUCK I JUST REALIZED, YOU GUYS, COBALT AND GEKO ARE BOTH ON THIS PLANET RIGHT NOW WHO'S UUP FOR A TEARFELT REUNION
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 08:06 AM
What did you say? Yes you in the back. Ah yes. Helios x Happiness. The forbidden ship. Like that'll ever happen. The day Helios smiles is the day Fortuna jumps the space shark.
But who knows, maybe that shark jumping moment will be the update where you the readers, admit your undying love for the robot who is a unicycle with two boxes stacked on top. The saddest part is you'll never be able to take him horseback riding. As you can see by my masterful skill of basically using the same gif over and over, and also my graceful horse drawing skills, the reason horse back riding will go horribly is because he doesn't have any legs to ride a horse. Poor Helios.
Apollo, who looks like an amalgamation of, you guessed it, Apollos, and also Hermes??? kicks down the table and lists off their gay ships. Which was unsurprisingly made out of mostly gay ships. See that pun I made? Freaking off the roof. I'm writing that down in my book of lines to use later. Hermes x Apollo! Helios x Apollo! Athena x Eris! Thanatos x Prometheus! Also, of course, Apollo x Apollo!
Wait what, Thanatos x Prometheus? What the heck is wrong with you man? What kind of crack shipping is this?
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 08:34 AM
Are you kidding me, pal?? Did you not see the chemistry between those two when they met each other in Thanatos?
"Hey, pal, can I plug this into you?"
"TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE."
Only barely paraphrased! The shipping has been sailing ever since, FC. You can't stop it. I can't even stop it.
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 08:48 AM
Hermes x Me is all the rage now Gime!
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 09:49 AM
Listen, G, I'm gonna MAKE HELIOS HAPPY by any and all means necessary JUST TO PROVE THAT I CAN. You can't stop TRUE LOVE, GIME.
TRUE LOVE.
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09-16-2016, 09:56 AM
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what about helios <> clover
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09-16-2016, 10:05 AM
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SlateXCea aparantly I cannot read SlateXSonny is still going strong! Also, ApolloXPoseidon. They would have the most handsome babby.
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 10:09 AM
No you say, they had so much chemistry you say. Yeah, chemistry, sure, maybe as great as alkali metals have with water.
Hermes jumps forward to declare, ok wait a moment, we need to talk about the elephant in the room. Has anyone come to question the slowly growing group of people named after AIs? Have these people slowly slipped under our views, hoping to start some strange [Fortuna] ARG? Will [Fortuna] suddenly take some sort of edgy plot twist where we learn that all the AIs in [Fortuna] are actually people who've been entrapped in the game?
What I'm trying to say is this shipping intermission is going nowhere. Too many ships, how are we all going to agree on who the hottest couple of the year is? Also where did all the non robot ships go? Well ok I guess that fellow over there has one.
So instead lets look at this bird. This is Peanut. She is a Streptopelia capicola, that's ringneck dove for the common folk. She is completely an off white other than her ring. She likes eating and also landing on people's heads while making a HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE noise.
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09-16-2016, 10:22 AM
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How many rings does she wear?
Also, Gime, how are you drawing an animated gif on a piece of paper. I want to know your secrets.
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 01:00 PM
You think you can stop the shipping train? Too bad, we're shipping you and Peanut now.
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 01:26 PM
That is a nice byrd.
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 03:12 PM
I ship Gime's head x Peanut.
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/14 You have a gun.
09-16-2016, 03:29 PM
(09-15-2016, 08:59 AM)Fellow Wrote: » (09-15-2016, 08:56 AM)Shaula Wrote: »snop These were on the bottom of some recent posts:
(09-06-2016, 01:19 AM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »
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SpoilerWe are now viewing Athena's section of the game, I've written out most of what will happen and it should only be about 5 updates. I'll attempt to update daily or faster as due to this being Athena's section there's nothing the player can do or suggest.
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Suggest a name for the terrordactyl!
Note: You cannot talk to your patrons at this moment as yet again you are actually busy doing the whole be on the ship and talk to people thing.
Oh! I don't consider those flashbacks, so, lost in translation I guess? I count flashbacks as looking at the past, this seems to be happening now, except out of our control.
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RE: [Fortuna]: 9/16 INTER-MISSION: Worst Birthday
09-16-2016, 03:37 PM
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What's with these bird names being related to nuts? What's next? Cashew???
(Wouldn't be a bad name, actually.)
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