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yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

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Ganondwarf: Why do humans have belly buttons?
Ike: I don't *takes off shirt*
Ganondwarf: Yes, you do.
Ike: *is shirtless and flexing rhythmically, muscles rippling*
Ganondwarf: I... I can't look away...!

Teach a man to fall into a volcano, and he will know how to fish.

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You suck at cooking, and it's hard to describe
Just how much you're inept,
But I'll give it a try,
'cause I'm willing to bet
That in addition to your inability to make good dishes,
You still suck at anything occurring outside the kitchen.
But I'm happy to say
You've improved at crochet,
But your helicopter skills have really gone by the way--side.
So I don't need a -- ride,
But since you've come here,
It's become pretty clear
That your time-travelling skills have not improved in a year.
Your ironing is sloppy,
Your turgidity is floppy,
And your fluid ballet skills have really gotten kinda choppy,
So stop.

Evaluate and listen.
Take a few things off your plate and in addition,
To the things that have been mentioned you should probably stop and take stock.

Then go into the cupboard and get yourself a pot.
Then grab yourself an onion and then give it a chop.
Then throw it in with oil, take some garlic and press,
And grab your favourite implement and wangjangle it.
Add some lentils, water, and then thoroughly drown.
Add in garam masala, and some sugar that's brown,
Then continue to wangjangle it until it cooks down.

Plate. Taste. Give it a try.
Once you confirm that it's delicious, then go outside.
Find a comfy spot that's pretty nice to recline,
Because the lentils are so tasty that you might as well die!

Go out on a high!

It's time to say bye!

So just keep your eyes -- closed.

Then move towards the light.

But just one more bite.

And just one last fight.

Don't forget to subscrite.

<smash cut to a shot of kieros struggling to free themselves from the grasp of an uncooperative giant squid>

Child 1: 1.... 2.... 3!
Children 2-5: *screaming and shrieking*
Child 1: No, I didn't say the cuss yet!

No MacDon-no had a no.
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!

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Congratulations to whoever managed to cram an angry raptor into a pleated miniskirt.

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"Pencils are the opposite of the internet."

I just thought it meant more dicks

Because that's the hole the smell goes in.

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