HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite

Um... I think this is right?

I was very careful...

YOU BISECTED IT

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

okay okay maybe try taping the two halves together

No no no no

this is not how you treat the bebe

No, it's not how you treat the bebe.

It's how you science the bebe.

Which, as we all know, is much more important that how you treat it.

Well, I don't know whats going on over there with the whole baby murder but I do know that I LOVE THESE LITTLE DUDES!

He- he's not dead!
I think he's not dead.
Hold on... hold on... I'll get some tape. We can fix this.



There we go, good as new.

No, no, I won't stand for this. It appears that my clumsiness has sapped the poor baby of its entire store of vitalic potency. This won't do at all.

Fortunately, I am a skilled practitioner of the ELDRYTCH ARTES. Perhaps I can restore the missing potency with a Vitalic Condenser and a few tastefully-applied eldrytch sigils. In my experience, a reckless and ill-advised application of magic can solve any problem.



I will leave the ring nearby for good luck.

oh no poor baby

my babys are healthy shitposters and i still love them very much

A complete list of problems that magic cannot solve:

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and with strange eons even final forms may become more final



combolations on your lichzard, much good may it do you

This is pretty much the best result I could possibly have hoped for.

How can I get egg? I want an egg of my very own.

Edit: I have learned I must request an egg. I SHOUT INTO THE VOID, I CALL FORTH THE EGG.

What kind of egg? You can specify. What do you want in your baby and whatnot.

If you literally want a Void Egg I'm waiting on one of those myself.

please take care of my boys

I don't want to be greedy but I gotta raise that yoshi-esc egg.

What kind of egg? You can specify. What do you want in your baby and whatnot.

If you literally want a Void Egg I'm waiting on one of those myself.

I want a SURPRISE INSIDE of the EGG!
*distant Eris screaming about a BRANDNEWCAR*

I want a SURPRISE INSIDE of the EGG!
*distant Eris screaming about a BRANDNEWCAR*

I'm pretty sure Kinder Surprise Eggs are banned in the US. Then again, this is probably a highly illegal egg adoption agency, so you might still be in luck.

please take care of my boys

i stuff the oval-shaped eggs into the box-shaped egg to make

an omelette-egg :D

I want a SURPRISE INSIDE of the EGG!
*distant Eris screaming about a BRANDNEWCAR*

Well you're in luck, my friend.
I in fact have a spare surprise egg right here.


It will definitely be a surprise when this egg hatches.

I will love it and not eat it....

please take care of my boys

i stuff the oval-shaped eggs into the box-shaped egg to make

an omelette-egg :D

I cant let you take my yoshi baby.

Oh my goodness, the surprise egg is hatching! (Already!)





From the egg came...




A fly.

Enjoy your baby!