Post making contest 3.0

'wowmom,

This post passes none of the rules!

Okay, seriously though. Does anyone know what any of the rules are? Rule 4 is probably "Must contain every letter of the alphabet" but I really have no idea what any of the others are.

wow, mom, abcdefghijklnpqrstuvxyz

Okay, seriously though. Does anyone know what any of the rules are? Rule 4 is probably "Must contain every letter of the alphabet" but I really have no idea what any of the others are.

Sorry to say but that's not even what Rule 4 is, and I'd guess we'll need a better understanding of Rule 4 to pass it alongside all the other rules.

It seems like all pangrams pass, but there are non-pangrammic posts that also pass, such as #6057, #6134, or #6169.

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Here is sentence one.
This is the second sentence.
You will find sentence three here.

'0 w0'

wow mom wow

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This is update #147.

We didn't have enough people for Civ tonight after all, so we played Minecraft instead. I have not played Minecraft in years, so things like different types of rocks and tall flowers were somewhat jarring, but it was surprisingly good fun! We got as far as mining obsidian, then started dicking around. I made an underground swimming pool and lined it with granite for no particular reason. It was great.

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the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

Okay, seriously though. Does anyone know what any of the rules are? Rule 4 is probably "Must contain every letter of the alphabet" but I really have no idea what any of the others are.

This post passes none of the rules!

wow, mom, abcdefghijklnpqrstuvxyz

This post passes rule 4.

Okay, seriously though. Does anyone know what any of the rules are? Rule 4 is probably "Must contain every letter of the alphabet" but I really have no idea what any of the others are.

Sorry to say but that's not even what Rule 4 is, and I'd guess we'll need a better understanding of Rule 4 to pass it alongside all the other rules.

It seems like all pangrams pass, but there are non-pangrammic posts that also pass, such as #6057, #6134, or #6169.

This post passes rule 1.

Oh are you serious 6134 wasn't a pangram? Uh, that doesn't pass 4, sorry. 6057 still passes rule 4 though.

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This post passes rules 2 and 5.

Here is sentence one.
This is the second sentence.
You will find sentence three here.

This post passes rule 2.

'0 w0'

wow mom wow

1234567890@#$%&-+()/*"':;!

This is update #147.

We didn't have enough people for Civ tonight after all, so we played Minecraft instead. I have not played Minecraft in years, so things like different types of rocks and tall flowers were somewhat jarring, but it was surprisingly good fun! We got as far as mining obsidian, then started dicking around. I made an underground swimming pool and lined it with granite for no particular reason. It was great.

End of message.

the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

This post passes rule 4.

Erratum 3: see above (regarding 6134); judgement post has been edited to reflect this.

Okay, seriously though. Does anyone know what any of the rules are? Rule 4 is probably "Must contain every letter of the alphabet" but I really have no idea what any of the others are.

Sorry to say but that's not even what Rule 4 is, and I'd guess we'll need a better understanding of Rule 4 to pass it alongside all the other rules.

It seems like all pangrams pass, but there are non-pangrammic posts that also pass, such as #6057, #6134, or #6169.

This post passes rules 1.

Oh are you serious 6134 wasn't a pangram? Uh, that doesn't pass 4, sorry. 6057 still passes rule 4 though.

Well then.

I wrote "jumped" instead of "jumps" so that it wouldn't have an s in it, like 6057 didn't.

Okay, seriously though. Does anyone know what any of the rules are? Rule 4 is probably "Must contain every letter of the alphabet" but I really have no idea what any of the others are.

Sorry to say but that's not even what Rule 4 is, and I'd guess we'll need a better understanding of Rule 4 to pass it alongside all the other rules.

It seems like all pangrams pass, but there are non-pangrammic posts that also pass, such as #6057, #6134, or #6169.

This post passes rules 1.

Oh are you serious 6134 wasn't a pangram? Uh, that doesn't pass 4, sorry. 6057 still passes rule 4 though.

Well then.

I wrote "jumped" instead of "jumps" so that it wouldn't have an s in it, like 6057 didn't.

Yes, I missed that, my apologies. This post passes none of the rules.

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This post passes no rules!

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ghhh
ijjj
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mnnn
oppp
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This post passes no rules!

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This post passes rule 5.

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This post passes no rules!

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This post passes no rules!

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This post passes no rules!

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Both of these pass rule 4.

I did this already but it is quicker to do it again than find the post

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I did this already but it is quicker to do it again than find the post

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This post passes none of the rules!

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This post passes rules 2 and 5.