RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:52 PM
Conway's burning skull rolled on the ground before settling to a stop.
"Okay. Great.
Now what?"
"Okay. Great.
Now what?"
The Grand Tweet II: Finished
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:52 PM
Conway's burning skull rolled on the ground before settling to a stop.
"Okay. Great. Now what?"
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:53 PM
Chief Forest Fire Dracula glared at Loquacious as he weeped for his burning hat.
"Only you can prevent forest fires." Loquacious looked up.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:54 PM
Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:55 PM
"...Hup!"
Conway tried again. "HUP!" Once more. "HUP!" Operation Hopping Skull was a fail... wait, was that...?
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:57 PM
burning, burning engulfing so much pain (the branch was one of a willow) Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:58 PM
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It is!
"ZOMBPIRE!" Zombpire reached down to pick up the skull of his new friend. Zombpire didn't know his own strength. Crush.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 10:00 PM
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fire pain fire fire fire fire pain fire fire fire fire pain pain
fire a sigh and relief he's off, off to go to a lake, to go sit underneath a willow, and fish. Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 10:00 PM
Conway also died.
Again technically. HE WOULD WORK SOMETHING OUT DAMMIT
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 10:01 PM
Rannus' arm hugged Loquacious as best as he could.
He knew the importance of a hat.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 10:01 PM
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“Um.” The Impatient froze Loquacious and wandered off.
Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: The Grand Tweet II: INTERMISSION (BACK IN 10)
06-27-2012, 10:09 PM
Suddenly the wizard became unfrozen somehow. He was free to wander the Impatient’s Lair (still under construction) of his own volition. Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:11 PM
Loquacious was confused.
Was he free now? But what of the lives lost along the way? And most importantly, what of his hat?
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:14 PM
"Okay so last time there weren't five people whose death I was partially responsible for down here. Let's do this fast."
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:16 PM
Loquacious looked down at Rannus' arm sadly.
"I need a new hat." But a new wizard's hat could not simply be purchased. It had to be earned.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:17 PM
Wait shit. Last time he had a body to go to. A skinless body, but it did him well. Surely he'd be able to find something...
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:19 PM
Loquacious entered the next room. There was no opposite wall. The floor lead into space.
How could he earn a new hat here?
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:20 PM
Negative
Space.Fucking
again. No body. Fitting. Very fitting.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:22 PM
Suddenly, Loquacious heard a low whisper.
"Dammit, I wasn't ready for this. What am I supposed to do, just send him home?"
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:25 PM
NegaConway left the emptiness.
Hold on a minute. Five NegaHarpoons appeared next to him immediately. Excellent.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:28 PM
The whispering stopped. Loquacious walked to where the wall broke off and peered into the next room.
A NegaHarpoon flew at him. Uh-oh.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:31 PM
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Alright, wizard! I've never lost before in my life! Let's not break this streak, okay?
NegaConway continued to throw NegaHarpoons.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:33 PM
Loquacious ran. What could he do? All he had was his body, and a crystal mage's arm.
Without his hat, he had nothing.
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:35 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-27-2012, 10:36 PM by Robust Laser.)
Okay this wasn't doing much. It would be better if the NegaHarpoons weren't missing.
NegaConway took five or six of them to try and combine
RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Seven: The Impatient's Lair
06-27-2012, 10:37 PM
It was hopeless. One hatless wizard and one arm against a god, controlled by a dead man's spirit.
How could he survive, let alone win? |
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