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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans
06-27-2012, 08:54 PM
Brad was a quick learner, and crashing into a fabric hat was much less painful.
"That was just washed!" cried the witch, "You will pay!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans
06-27-2012, 08:54 PM
The Lizard-Witch called forth enormous fireballs, but the squidbats sprayed water at them.
Loquacious began chanting.
"WhydidItrustyou..."
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SpoilerOKAY FIVE MINUTES LEFT I GUESS THE ELIMINEE THIS ROUND IS JACQUEREL. SORRY JACQ.
TIME FOR DEATHPOSTS AND THINGS.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans
06-27-2012, 08:55 PM
"This one's over! I don't care how!"
Conway threw the NEGAHARPOON in the general direction of the lizardwitch.
Just to see what happens.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans
06-27-2012, 08:57 PM
Brad was uncomfortable around the fire and edged away, maybe the bats could handle this one?
Something sharp approached from the distance.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans
06-27-2012, 08:59 PM
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It looks like it's about to hit that tree WIZARD -- wait what?
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The stray harpoon careened towards Loquacious.
"No!" shouted Brad, leaping into the way, "Finish that spell!"
He died.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans
06-27-2012, 09:00 PM
The negaharpoon stabbed Brad through the trunk and cleaved him in two.
It kept going and hit the Lizard-Witch's brain and heart.
She died.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Five: Twin Titans
06-27-2012, 09:01 PM
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"Come on then, I don't have all night ya know."
Their next arena; a dense forest but alive and aware and wary of intruders.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:02 PM
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Did that bush just move? Oh no this isn't good. Conway's seen that Grim Fancypants game. Sentient foliage can't be a good thing.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:03 PM
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The last round had ended an instant before Loquacious finished his spell.
"...nowyoudie!"
His spell killed the living forest.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:04 PM
But as it so happened... the living forest was planted on an Indian Burial Ground!
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:06 PM
Chief Dracula rose from his teepee-coffin.
Someone had disturbed the restless spirits of his tribe.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:09 PM
Oh. The forest just... stopped moving. Okay. All is well then.
And then the zombie vampire indians started to rise.
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06-27-2012, 09:10 PM
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SpoilerTIMES HOW CAN YOU DO CHORES DURING THE GRAND TWEET YOU DOPFE
a. poet appeared from nospace,
landed
he had succeeded?
...
emptiness
and betrayal
(willow)
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:11 PM
"What have I done?" Loquacious said. "I killed an entire forest!"
Then the dead trees and bushes started moving.
Was it just the wind?
Nope.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:12 PM
The Indian Zompires approached. One sort of started knawing at Conway's arm.
Unfortunately, he had neither flesh nor blood.
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06-27-2012, 09:13 PM
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SpoilerI AM SUDDENLY REALLY HOT BUT I CAN'T GO GET A FAN :<
dead arise,
disturbed upset,
chase the minimalist poet
and he collides
right into
a wizard
interrupting a spell, probably
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:15 PM
Conway just casually walked through the supposedly dead forest, a few zombpires hanging from his ankles.
Oh hey, it's those guys.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:15 PM
The dead trees were approaching. Loquacious readied a spell.
"Notintheface notintheface..."
Then a poet's interruption distracted him.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:18 PM
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SpoilerI THINK I HAVE GONE MAD
a. poet turned to the skeleton fiend
the one who
who murdered his friend
he murdered his friend
"I WILL KILL YOU" screamed a.
"KILL."
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:18 PM
Chief Dracula flew in and yelled at the marching trees.
"Stop. These interlopers are ours to destroy."
Forest and Indians began fighting.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:19 PM
"Dammit."
Conway pulled the negaharpoon from his back and threw it at the poet.
He no longer had the negaharpoon.
Fuck.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Six: The Baleful Woods
06-27-2012, 09:21 PM
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Spoileri cannot think of anything to say any more
now it's mano e. mano
bones v. heart
strength v. mind
fisticuffs ensued,
no clear winner emerging
blood, sweat, tears
kick, bite, punch,
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