The Grand Tweet II: Finished

Poet extended
William Dryfe has met his match.
"Woah shit fuck what damn"

"IT HAS HAPPENED!"

Bob the pen, Nitebat, and all of the DARK JUSTICE TEAM sprung to action!
"We can't let them do this to our home!"

Loquacious ran after the thief, but young Robespierre was too energetic.
A crystalline mage saw him.
"A fellow wizard!" Rannus declared.

On second thought, what Conway really needed was a cup of coffee. He put down the water bottle and went for the coffee machine.

Turning a corner, Brad spied an approaching coconut down the hallway.
"Hail, plant friend!"
He was sent flying as it smashed a wall.

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my brain hurts

but then
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there is a clacking
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and it is
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annoying

a. poet threw the typewriter
into
a mr. living tree

Willow swagwalked her way around the building, running into some odd faces and getting some odd compliments.
"Girl, I love your shoulders!"

Loquacious asked Rannus to help him create an escape portal. Rannus agreed. They walked into Rannus' apartment.
And then it exploded.

Baskerville glanced out of his window. Only to see the upcoming chaos he had just now escaped. "Oh fuck that noise. I'm sleeping in." So he did.

Aquarius, Greg, and Conway all shared a laugh. What a hilarious misunderstanding.

"But seriously, let's go kill everyone."

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how has this just been ten minutes?

dryfe ran up to a.
"woah man sick!"

minimalist turned to him

"SICK INDEED"

"WE SHALL CO-RAP, AND RULE THE BILLBOARD TOP 40"

"What happened?" Loquacious asked.
"Someone must have interfered with my reagents!" Rannus declared.
The smoke cleared, revealing someone.

"Hold it right there Conway!"
The DARK JUSTICE TEAM started to go to punch Conway in the face.

Assaulted by a fruit and then a machine? This was too much!
It was time to deal with that poet once and for all.
He sprays him with sap.

The FOOD AND SERVICE SQUAD (what really?) took action as Aquarius Solum shot water at DARK JUSTICE's faces.

dryve vs a.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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WHAT IS GOING ON

YO MAN I HAVE/ALL THE CARS
IM A STAR/GONE SO FAR
TAKIN THE/FORMAT FINE
MADE IT MINE/ALL THE TIME
WORDS OF WORDS/TO THE HERDS
LETS-oh, willow

It was Tulip Johnson. She had flown in through Rannus' open window.
"Hello!" she said. "Do you have a prize for me?"

The water did its work and made the DARK JUSTICE TEAM really disoriented.
"WE NEED BACKUP!"
They called for backup.

"Not that it'll help!"
The water cleared, and Conway was standing on Greg, holding...
THE NEGA-COFFEE SPEAR.

Meanwhile, Robespierre ran past Dark Justice and Conway, and tripped.
The micromancer's hat went flying and landed on someone's head.

Willow took Jean's clothes in a long string, and rapped while dangling out the window.

Every artist copies from Gaga lately.

Clearly this wasn't working, he needed reinforcements to break up this rap battle!
That is, until a magic hat landed in his branches.

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A. POET DOES NOT MAKE MANY FRIENDS :<

then, hit with sap!
that stupid clacking tree!
it's come to a head v. head!

one of em's gonna end up dead.

After some cajoling, Rannus convinced Tulip to fly off.
"My apologies," he said. "I'll check the rubble for usable reagents."