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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 10:04 PM
Poet extended
William Dryfe has met his match.
"Woah shit fuck what damn"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 10:04 PM
"IT HAS HAPPENED!"
Bob the pen, Nitebat, and all of the DARK JUSTICE TEAM sprung to action!
"We can't let them do this to our home!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 10:04 PM
Loquacious ran after the thief, but young Robespierre was too energetic.
A crystalline mage saw him.
"A fellow wizard!" Rannus declared.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:05 PM
On second thought, what Conway really needed was a cup of coffee. He put down the water bottle and went for the coffee machine.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:06 PM
Turning a corner, Brad spied an approaching coconut down the hallway.
"Hail, plant friend!"
He was sent flying as it smashed a wall.
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06-26-2012, 10:06 PM
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Spoilermy brain hurts
but then
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there is a clacking
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and it is
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annoying
a. poet threw the typewriter
into
a mr. living tree
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:08 PM
Willow swagwalked her way around the building, running into some odd faces and getting some odd compliments.
"Girl, I love your shoulders!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:08 PM
Loquacious asked Rannus to help him create an escape portal. Rannus agreed. They walked into Rannus' apartment.
And then it exploded.
that one guy, that does that one thing.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:09 PM
Baskerville glanced out of his window. Only to see the upcoming chaos he had just now escaped. "Oh fuck that noise. I'm sleeping in." So he did.
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06-26-2012, 10:10 PM
Aquarius, Greg, and Conway all shared a laugh. What a hilarious misunderstanding.
"But seriously, let's go kill everyone."
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06-26-2012, 10:10 PM
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Spoilerhow has this just been ten minutes?
dryfe ran up to a.
"woah man sick!"
minimalist turned to him
"SICK INDEED"
"WE SHALL CO-RAP, AND RULE THE BILLBOARD TOP 40"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:11 PM
"What happened?" Loquacious asked.
"Someone must have interfered with my reagents!" Rannus declared.
The smoke cleared, revealing someone.
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06-26-2012, 10:11 PM
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"Hold it right there Conway!"
The DARK JUSTICE TEAM started to go to punch Conway in the face.
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06-26-2012, 10:12 PM
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Assaulted by a fruit and then a machine? This was too much!
It was time to deal with that poet once and for all.
He sprays him with sap.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:13 PM
The FOOD AND SERVICE SQUAD (what really?) took action as Aquarius Solum shot water at DARK JUSTICE's faces.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:14 PM
dryve vs a.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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06-26-2012, 10:15 PM
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SpoilerWHAT IS GOING ON
YO MAN I HAVE/ALL THE CARS
IM A STAR/GONE SO FAR
TAKIN THE/FORMAT FINE
MADE IT MINE/ALL THE TIME
WORDS OF WORDS/TO THE HERDS
LETS-oh, willow
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:15 PM
It was Tulip Johnson. She had flown in through Rannus' open window.
"Hello!" she said. "Do you have a prize for me?"
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06-26-2012, 10:15 PM
The water did its work and made the DARK JUSTICE TEAM really disoriented.
"WE NEED BACKUP!"
They called for backup.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:17 PM
"Not that it'll help!"
The water cleared, and Conway was standing on Greg, holding...
THE NEGA-COFFEE SPEAR.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:17 PM
Meanwhile, Robespierre ran past Dark Justice and Conway, and tripped.
The micromancer's hat went flying and landed on someone's head.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:17 PM
Willow took Jean's clothes in a long string, and rapped while dangling out the window.
Every artist copies from Gaga lately.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:18 PM
Clearly this wasn't working, he needed reinforcements to break up this rap battle!
That is, until a magic hat landed in his branches.
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06-26-2012, 10:19 PM
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SpoilerA. POET DOES NOT MAKE MANY FRIENDS :<
then, hit with sap!
that stupid clacking tree!
it's come to a head v. head!
one of em's gonna end up dead.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 4: Apartments Revisited
06-26-2012, 10:19 PM
After some cajoling, Rannus convinced Tulip to fly off.
"My apologies," he said. "I'll check the rubble for usable reagents."
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