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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:25 PM
A punch! A parry! A kick! Conway was getting, beat, but looked beyond a. poet and smirked.
Three more Conways tackled a. poet!
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:25 PM
Tiny Baskercteriaphages started to emerge from Willow's hair
Rapidly
Holy shit, there be a lot of Baskervilles
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:26 PM
Sixteen Loquaciouses began chanting in unison.
"Damntherz alotofus..."
But a hundred and twenty-eight micromancers started countercasting.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:28 PM
"Sheeeeyit get him off get him off jesus ew!"
siren's call,
his muse
beckons
joust and JOUST and HOIST
and off to call her name
save her
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:28 PM
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SpoilerCLONES!
WRITHING FLESH
THE WARRIOR IMPLICATIONS OF THE PILE-ON
WITH HAND
ALREADY BROKEN
IT WOULD SEEM
but no
a. poet
becomes
many
counterattack!
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:28 PM
"Let's put our differences aside and beat up that punk", suggested Brad 2.
"No way" replied Brad, kicking him away. He falls onto Clyde.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:29 PM
Baskerville was glad of his small
animalcule
hipster army
good for iconoclastic conquest
but then
holy fuck, so many wizards
this cannot do
magic is too mainstream
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:29 PM
A clone poet was distracted by the contradicting chants. He was mesmerized. Such beauty in conflict!
He began chanting his own verse, too.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:30 PM
The battle was knocked off of Clyde's back.
Clyde, meanwhile, goes to visit the Baskerteriophages.
What is he doing...?
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:31 PM
"...letsgetridoftherest!" the Loquaciouses concluded triumphantly.
"...glorbleorbledorbletorble!" concluded the micromancers.
"BANG!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:33 PM
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Like pink viral confetti, Baskerville’s children infect Clyde
Clyde evolves into SOMETHING????
Meanwhile Baskerville wants to infect the wizard
To gain his magic powers
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:33 PM
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SpoilerSUDDENLY A SHOT RANG OUT!
on one hand
lyricist
comes to wait on Willow's every hand and foot
being bard and butler,
etcetera
on the other
GANGFIGHTS
GANGFISTS
GANGS
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:34 PM
Brad suddenly realises that he has become a forest. This is actually kind of cool.
He must destroy all wizards, so it cannot be reversed.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:35 PM
With the poetclone's interjection, both spells were warped. A vortex formed, and began swallowing clones.
They began to form something.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:35 PM
A gang of Conways.
A gang of a. poets.
And UltraMegaBaskerClyde looming over.
Perhaps no longer microscopic in size.
"A mutual threat."
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:36 PM
No! He is too late!
Filled with rage, the army of trees stamp on as many pointy hats as they can reach.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:37 PM
Baskerville is so jealous of Conway's fatness
He wants it
bad
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:37 PM
The vortex stopped suddenly. There were still lots of clones.
But in the midst of the dissipating vortex, there was now...
CLONE DRACULA.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:38 PM
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Spoilerthis battle is the best you know that
surely an epic
to be told
by microbards
for ages to come
the wordsmith
and the bonesman
colliding in
battle
fit
for poetry:
giant looming-
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:39 PM
Willow could get used to being carried around like this, yo! "Now, baby, let's kick some ass!"
Rap battle gangfight? Yep.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:39 PM
Bacterville was enraged
He needs to consume
to win
So he goes for Clone Dracula....for FUSION
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:41 PM
The monster who killed his friend, returned???
This is their fault! All the more reason to stamp on wizards.
He does so.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:41 PM
Skeletal
and poetic
remains.
A proposal.
"A truce?"
All eyes on the nonmicroscopic, and the vampiric.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:42 PM
"We have to stop the fusion!" Loquacious shouted to the remaining micromancers. Their hats bobbed in agreement.
"Glorbleorble stophim..."
that one guy, that does that one thing.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round 3: Microbe
06-26-2012, 09:42 PM
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Spoiler I am so sorry.
I went out. Then I missed a train. Then I just got back here. Then I felt like a massive disappointment to everyone.
I. Beugh-leugh buhg. Dead.
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