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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:16 PM
"Why didn't they capture Bob?" Loquacious mused.
"Oh, pens are immune to all our laws," the jailer explained.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:17 PM
"After him!"
Baskerville Prime was chased by space cops, his glass clones shattering harmlessly against them. "WHY ARE YOU ALL SO USELESS!?"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:18 PM
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Spoileri am feeling so useful right now
IN PRISON?
PRISON WOULD NOT SATISFY
a. poet's rage
he went up
to the plant
and stared into his bark
"I
I HATE YOU"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:18 PM
"No, I need to break them out! But to do that... I need to break in!"
Bob got to work on recruiting a team to do that by asking nicely.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:18 PM
Conway ran screaming from the throne room, "enlightened," babbling something incoherent about how the hive feels emotionally.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:19 PM
Suddenly, Loquacious had a brilliant idea. He began chanting a transformation spell.
"Humanus notanimor becomesomethingelse..."
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:19 PM
Brad shrugged and dug in his roots.
All this running around and shouting was tiring anyway.
Percy flapped down and pecked the guard.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:20 PM
Baskerville crashed into Conway "BLARUGH. You! Skull guy! time to cash in your favour! Stop these aliens for me!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:21 PM
Willow started up her BeatzApp and gave Loquacious some backing, so that he could finally actually finish a spell for once. "Hit it baby!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:21 PM
Loquacious's chant was broken when Bob and his new posse of prison-break-in-ers dug a hole.
"LET'S GO DEFEAT THE EVIL KING!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:21 PM
nobody
nobody cared
but distantly
he could hear
w-willow
THERE SHE WAS, HAIR-WHIPPING BEAUTY
WILLOW
HIS MUSE
HIS
MUSE
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:23 PM
"THE HIVE HAS SIMILAR WISHES! THE PRISONERS MUST GO FREE!"
Conway shredded a path through the insects towards the holding cells.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:23 PM
"Man why do we even follow Baskerville?" One of the captured clones piped up. "We should follow this pen guy! He clearly knows what's up!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:25 PM
Aided by Willow, Loquacious had nearly finished his spell when Bob interrupted.
Everyone transformed into pens, not just Loquacious.
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06-25-2012, 10:25 PM
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"Alright everyone, follow me!" Bob and his crew started to dig to the HIVE PALACE.
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06-25-2012, 10:26 PM
Continuing to knock out guards with his bony fists, Conway made his way to the cell. "THE HIVE DEMANDS YOUR FREEDOM!" Then he collapsed.
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06-25-2012, 10:27 PM
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Baskerville Prime felt a disturbance in his army of clones. "INSUBORDINATION...AND PENS." Baskerville turned around sharply "THIS WON'T DO!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:27 PM
Brad yawned, "Must I?"
Then he turned into a pen. A wooden pen. You might even call it a pencil.
"What sorcery is this? Change me back!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:27 PM
Willow Smith, the chingy six-color pen, continued scribbling paint over the floor, her routine unfazed. Don't give no fucks.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:29 PM
"Don't worry, I can fix it!" Loquacious said. "Just give me a few minutes!"
He began chanting the counterspell.
"Woopsimest upbigtime..."
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:29 PM
Baskerville created a fresh set of Hipster clones. "FIND THE TRAITORS AND MURDER THEM! ALSO THE OTHER GUYS. FUCK. DON'T BE SHITTY THIS TIME!"
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06-25-2012, 10:30 PM
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SpoilerOKAY HERE WE GO HALF AN HOUR LEFT LETS DO THIS
POETS DON'T CARE IF THEY ARE PENS
(it is mightier than the sword)
he runs up to the stage
and becomes
A RAPPER
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:30 PM
Bob, his crew, and the Baskerpens made it to the palace where the king was.
"OH NO THE EVIL ONES OH NO."
"NO, YOU ARE THE EVIL ONE!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:32 PM
"Woopsimest upbigtime..."
"Messed up real good."
"Reverthis madenis mantenare..."
"Time to partay."
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round Two: Space Hive
06-25-2012, 10:32 PM
"...sorisorisori thisottafixit..."
Suddenly, an alarm blared, interrupting the chant.
"Warning! Space Dracula's fleet is attacking!"
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