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06-25-2012, 09:25 PM
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SpoilerTIMES
a. poet,
mourning
for a LOST MUSE
he wails to the heavens
despair
and the attacks
of a glass
clone:
strike back,
shatter
like his
heart
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:25 PM
"Hey," Conway said suavely to Baskerville Prime who he just found, "I need clones to throw into holes in spacetime. We could get out!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:26 PM
"...alendurum kwaforACK!" Loquacious was distracted by the spray in his eyes. "You fool! You've disrupted the spell! It could do anything!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:26 PM
"Do you own this house?" enquired the tree, "I will end you."
He grabs Dracula's cape!
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:28 PM
The spell flew over Bob and went straight at Dracula, turning him into SUPER DRACULA.
"SEE, WE NEED TO TEAM UP!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:29 PM
"DEAL" Baskerville made some clones for Conway. "But in return I demand your SOOOOUL."
"Nah i'm just joshing. just owe me a favour. 'kay?"
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06-25-2012, 09:29 PM
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Spoilerhello
nothing matters
to mourning nonentity
he attacks fearsome spectres
wordy wizard hostage in tow:
he will fight Dracula
for his Willow
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:31 PM
"Agreed," Loquacious sighed. "I'll cast a banishing spell. Keep me protected."
Bob nodded, and Loquacious began to chant.
"Goawayvampire..."
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:31 PM
Willow put her andriod's volume on max and did, like, that move her girl Fergie did in that Pump It clip y'check? The one with the hairflip?
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:32 PM
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Brad hangs on grimly.
"The floor is made of stakes!" he advises.
"I know this because I am a tree."
The bird flaps in Dracula's face.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:33 PM
"Sounds good."
Conway went to the graveyard again and told the clones to stand here, here, and here.That's when spacetime started imploding.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:34 PM
"Ok cool, i'll just sit here then..."
Meanwhile, a clone just got bit in half by Super Dracula. "Fuck, why does he expect us to be useful?"
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06-25-2012, 09:34 PM
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Bob was protecting Loquacious when he noticed the tree... "I... need..." Bob tried to jump into the tree, dropping a pen on the floor.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:35 PM
lyricist's weak arms
pummel
enhanced vampire
to no avail,
weakened
he lies down
before looming
death- BAM
bobpen
saves
him:
a- a new muse?
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:36 PM
"Grab my hand", shouted Brad to Bob, unhelpfully.
An errant vampiric slap sends his sunglasses flying to the floor.
"No!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:38 PM
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"...anddontcomebackagain varuminos caractai..."
Suddenly, Loquacious heard spacetime imploding!
"Oh no! We've got worse problems than Drac!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:39 PM
Some Glass Baskervilles swamp the Sunglasses "They'll go great with my summer colleeeectioooon!" They all smash to pieces. Predictably.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:39 PM
There are two Bobs now?
One in the branches and one on the ground?
Is this some spacetime thing?
"Ow, get off."
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:39 PM
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"I know what we need to do! I NEED TO GO INTO THE TREE." Bob leaps into Brad and sprays him.
BRAD TURNS INTO A NOGHOSTTREE.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:39 PM
Willow /BROKE/ a /NAIL/. "Oh dis nigga goin' DOWN!" Willow undid her earrings and shook out her bling, and whipped Dracula with her weave.
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06-25-2012, 09:39 PM
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Fleeing. Very fast. Conway passed by a windghost, doing nothing. Wait, an idea!
Conway surfed towards the group on a dude made of wind.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:41 PM
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Spoileri will be your timeothyhour for tonight it seems
you could almost feel
the third dimension
fall into the second
taste it,
and weep
(poet calls to bob,
"I MUST LOVE YOU")
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:42 PM
Ignored, Loquacious sighed. He would have to fix this himself. He ran to a window and saw the distortions.
"Donta blowupp universus..."
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:43 PM
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"I CAN'T LOVE YOU! I need to pilot Brad like a mecha to help willow defeat Super Dracula! We can't let him be a ghost!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:43 PM
Baskerville Prime checked out the anomaly in space-time. "Cool."
He took a picture on his Iphone.
Then put it through Instagram.
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