Post making contest 1.0

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Thank you so much for breaking all but 4 so clearly, in a way I cannot possibly fuck up.

I have thought of one of these, so I'm putting it up here for your riddling pleasure. I will be on the lookout for you guys being awesome smart people and, so you know, this post is breaking Rules 1, 4, and 5.

I have thought of one of these, so I'm putting it up here for your riddling pleasure. I will be on the lookout for you guys being awesome smart people and, so you know, this post is breaking Rules 1, 4, and 5.

Took me a second to realize what you were doing there, but that's still all but 3.

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Thank you so much for breaking all but 4 so clearly, in a way I cannot possibly fuck up.

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Thank you so much for breaking all but 4 so clearly, in a way I cannot possibly fuck up.

All five, motherducksmith

i believe 4 May Be, ending in a period.

i believe 4 May Be, ending in a period.

Breaks 1, 2, and 5.

EDIT: Breaks 4 too, I legitimately didn't see it this time.

Have we entered a brave new era where we cooperate with the goal of learning the rules instead of selfishly hoarding our insights and theories?

Have we entered a brave new era where we cooperate with the goal of learning the rules instead of selfishly hoarding our insights and theories?

We've entered a brave old era where you break all 5 rules.

mehg! a? mehn.

mehg! a? mehn.

This took careful consideration, but I think this breaks 2, 3, and 4.

ALSO SOMETHING FUCKING STUPID:

Anime.

ALSO SOMETHING FUCKING STUPID:

Anime.

All 5

mehgamehn!?.

mehgamehn!?.

All 5.

Lorem ipsum! Dolor? Sit amet.

Lorem ipsum! Dolor? Sit amet.

2, 3, 4

egad, a base tone denotes a bad age

egad, a base tone denotes a bad age

All the rules, broken at your feet.

Bah, would that I knew this danged ruleset.

well, too late but i think i understand why my blank post was a tough call for rule 3 now.

well, too late but i think i understand why my blank post was a tough call for rule 3 now.

bazinga

Bah, would that I knew this danged ruleset.

It is then you might not break all 5 rules.

well, too late but i think i understand why my blank post was a tough call for rule 3 now.

Also breaks all 5, and actually I feel like 3 is the last one you guys will get. I woulda said 2 but given 2 has open information hanging about it might be get cracked faster.

well, too late but i think i understand why my blank post was a tough call for rule 3 now.

bazinga

I see that bazinga hidden over there.

Still breaking all 5.