Enemy Fortress!

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Enemy Fortress!
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Enemy Fortress!
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Enlist the aid of a band of worthies to defeat the enemy.
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#4
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Get some peasants to be your meatshield
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#5
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> Hide your flag, because odds are the other king is going to try and do the same.
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#7
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I'll choose 1 Peasant. The nearest 1 Peasant.
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#9
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Send the 1 Peasant to go get us some flags man
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#11
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Through the wall to the left, obviously

that's where the flags are
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OTTO Wrote:
(02-03-2016, 03:09 AM)Sai Wrote: »Enlist the aid of a band of worthies to defeat the enemy.
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Choose the most loyal, clever sorcerer in the land. If there were an graph charting cleverness and loyalty, we would want the one with the highest total value who is above a minimum threshold on both axes.
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> Do you have a basement? Take the flag down and put it there if you do.
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#15
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Send peasant right to go scout and hopefully find more people to help your cause.

Ask the wizard if they might make a one block hole in to the wall to the left.
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> Cast the spell: Average Asplosion on the wall to the left
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#17
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Send the 1 Peasant out into the wild world to fight a bear or a wolf or possibly a vicious armadillo. It'll teach him valuable life lessons
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#18
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> Do the dance of "summon bigger fish". Can't hurt.
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#20
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Peasant: Be the mighty steed of the bigger fish so it may charge gloriously into terrestrial battle.
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> Practice your flagpole skills by taking down the flag and raising up pairs of underwear. That way, you won't mess up when you do that to your enemies. I mean, that would be really embarrassing.
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> Peasant: ask the fish if it would like some water
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#23
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Recruit an excellent trapsmith that takes pride in his work.
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#24
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Fusion dance with the fish beast, then challenge the King to a wrestling match for the throne.
#25
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King --> Summon 1 Digger Peasant.
Tell him to A) Collect the Asplosion rubble, and
B) To prepare to dig a vault.

He may be slow, but you will have SUCH a vault!
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