5th Mystery Game: Heroes

I shall purchase a Spartridge called Quailupon!

Contains and Please Recycle exchange adoption rings woven from ratwhisker, and swear upon them to be attentive fightparents to the weird not-a-rat.

They then take their son, Qualiupon, along with Drink© and Ingredients, to show them the hunting ropes. (Everyone save for Mad Bank goes out to fight).

Farmer Patty notices Giga Farmer Churningson's gun tree and gets a patent on it, then takes Giga Farmer Churningson to court for patent infringement.

credit buys random amounts of all units, up to as much gold as they have

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Bigro sends FARMER CHURNINGSON to prowl the wilds. They encounter some farmers!

Bigro
Farmer Churningson: 42 Health, 7-23 Damage, +1 Gold to winner (LV 29, <11/20) (Bounty: 2 GP)

Wilds
Farmer Duke: 23 Health, 4-12 Damage, +1 Gold to Winner (LV 14)
Farmer Datefields: 19 Health, 3-10 Damage, +1 Gold to Winner (LV 10)
Farmer Butch: 20 Health, 5-12 Damage, +1 Gold to Winner (LV 13)

Happenings:

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Farmer Butch is moving fastest!
Farmer Duke is killed!
Farmer Churningson runs away at low health!

Bigro is awarded 4 Gold! I wonder if those sinners were after the bounty.

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Schazer sends out a party to fight in the wilds!

Schazer
Ratfolk Contains: 10 Health, 2-4 Damage (LV 3, <26/20)
Ratfolk Please Recycle: 9 Health, 2-4 Damage (LV 3, <13/20)
Ratfolk Drink©: 6 Health, 2-4 Damage (LV 2, <17/20)
Ratfolk Ingredients: 4 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, <4/20)
Spartridge Quailupon: 5 Health, 0-2 Damage (LV 1, <10/20)

Wilds
Farmer Dan: 9 Health, 2-4 Damage (LV 5)
Roach Wld'rch: 6 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 2)
Roach Smll'bg: 7 Health, 0-1 Damage (LV 1)
Roach Frg'tng: 8 Health, 0-1 Damage (LV 2)

Happenings:

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Roach Smll'bg is moving fastest!
Ratfolk Please Recycle summons a rat!
Ratfolk Contains summons a rat!
Roach Wld'rch killed a rat!
Ratfolk Please Recycle summons a rat.
Ratfolk Contains kills Roach Wld'rch!
A rat kills Roach Smll'bg!
Ratfolk Please Recycle flees at low health!
Ratfolk Contains kills Farmer Dan!!
Ratfolk Drink© kills Roach Frg'tng!©
The two rats leave...

Combat is over.

Schazer earned 5 GP. 1 hero leveled...

Leveling:
Ratfolk Contains: 11 Health, 2-6 Damage (LV 4, 6/20)

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Income: Credit +2, Shredded +2, Schazer +1

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Float.

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Income: Credit +2, Shredded +2, Schazer +1

Is it possible to head into battle /with/another player's army instead of clashing with them?

Either way all my ratfolk and spartridge shall head into battle once more.

Is it possible to head into battle /with/another player's army instead of clashing with them?

Either way all my ratfolk and spartridge shall head into battle once more.

I'll allow it, if they accept.

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Is it possible to head into battle /with/another player's army instead of clashing with them?

Either way all my ratfolk and spartridge shall head into battle once more.

I'll allow it, if they accept.

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I saying that if two players agree on it, they can combine forces to fight ____. It is true that Farmer Churningson murdering Farmer Bob was tragic, but Bigro specifically targeted Bob. (Your people didn't defend the farmer because they would have all died and they know that.)

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Everyone heals to full at the end of a battle.

Also, that's a good idea.

EVERYONE: You can now level your heroes will GP.

Bigro's hero levels up 4 times:

Farmer Churningson: 47 Health, 8-25 Damage, +1 Gold to winner (LV 33, 11/20) (Bounty: 2 GP)

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Income: Shredded +2, Credit +2, Schazer +1

Mad Bank needs a minebro (purchase miner: name Greenbacks)

The rest of the squad, to the wilds!

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Schazer sends a party to the wilds, encountering!

Schazer
~~~FLEE'd~~~ Ratfolk Contains: 11 Health, 2-6 Damage (LV 4, <20/20)
~~~FLEE'd~~~ Ratfolk Please Recycle: 9 Health, 2-4 Damage (LV 3, <21/20)
~~~FLEE'd~~~ Ratfolk Drink©: 6 Health, 2-4 Damage (LV 2, <24/20)
~~~FLEE'd~~~ Ratfolk Ingredients: 4 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, <6/20)
~~~FLEE'd~~~ Spartridge Quailupon: 5 Health, 0-2 Damage (LV 1, <25/20)

Wilds
Spartridge Robin defeated: 5 Health, 0-2 Damage (LV 1)
Ratfolk Trash fled: 6 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1)
Ratfolk Cheeto fled: 5 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1)
Ratfolk Drink Milk: 8 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1)
Ratfolk Artificial: 5 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1)
Ratfolk Sugar Free: 8 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1)
Roach hly'bbl spared: 3 Health, 0-1 Damage (LV 1)
Roach ht'dnm: 5 Health, 0-1 Damage (LV 1)

Juicy Details:

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Ratfolk Drink© is moving fastest!© Your entire team is moving quite fast!!!
Ratfolk Drink© summons a rat.©
Ratfolk Please Recycle summons a rat.
Ratfolk Ingredients flees at low health.
Ratfolk Sugar Free summons a rat!
Ratfolk Cheeto summons a rat.
Ratfolk Trash kills a rat.
Ratfolk Contains defeats Spartridge Robin.
"I concede- to- your power...."
Spartridge Quailupon spares Roach hly'bbl.
Ratfolk Cheeto flees at low health.
Ratfolk Trash flees at low health.
A rat kills a rat.
Ratfolk Contains kills Roach ht'dnm.
Spartridge Quailupon flees at low health.
Ratfolk Artificial summons a rat.
Ratfolk Drink Milk summons a rat.
Ratfolk Drink©, Ratfolk Contains, and Ratfolk Please Recycle flee at low health.©

The four wild rats wander off...
Combat is over.

Rewards are for winners. Your heroes have gained 4 levels total.

Leveling
Ratfolk Contains: 12 Health, 2-6 Damage (LV 5, 0/20)
Ratfolk Please Recycle: 10 Health, 2-4 Damage (LV 4, 1/20)
Ratfolk Drink©: 7 Health, 2-4 Damage (LV 3, 4/20)
Spartridge Quailupon: 7 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 2, 5/20)

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Shredded sends out Ratman Spam to fight in the wilds.

Shredded
~~~Fled~~~Ratfolk Spam: 4 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, <8/20)

Wilds
15 Ratfolk Triscuit: 7 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1)

Happenings:

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Ratfolk Triscuit is moving fastest!
Ratfolk Triscuit summons a rat.
Ratfolk Spam kills a rat!
Ratfolk Triscuit summons a rat.
Ratfolk Spam kills a rat!
Ratfolk Triscuit summons a rat.
Ratfolk Spam summons a rat.
A rat kills a rat!
Ratfolk Spam flees at low health.

A rat walks away...
Combat is over.

GP Rewards? Not today.

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Bigro sends farmer CHURNINGSON to kill CREDIT'S ENTIRE REGIMENT!

Bigro
~~~Flee'd~~~ Farmer Churningson: 47 Health, 8-25 Damage, +1 Gold to winner (LV 33, <288/20) (Bounty: 8 GP)

Credit
~~~Flee'd~~~ Miner Frank: 5 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
~~~Flee'd~~~ Miner Coalbeard: 6 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Floaty Bounty: 2 Health, (1-12)^-1 Damage (LV 1, <276/20)
~~~Flee'd~~~ Ratfolk Peanut Free: 7 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Spartridge Bokmakierie IV: 0/6 Health, 0-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Floaty Dingy: 2 Health, (1-12)^-1 Damage (LV 1, <276/20)

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Miner Frank is moving fastest!
Miner Frank runs for their life!
Farmer Churningson murders Spartridge Bokmakierie IV!
"I just wanted to learn~..."
Miner Coalbeard and Ratfolk Peanut Free flee for their lives.
Farmer Churningson realizes they cannot injure the floaties!
TURBO SPEED!
Farmer Churningson flees at low health!

Combat is over.

No GP rewards. Bigro's hero has leveled up 14 times! Credit's heroes have leveled up 26 times!

Leveling:
Floaty Dingy: 21 Health, (1-21)^-1 Damage (LV 14, <16/20)
Floaty Bounty: 22 Health, (1-19)^-1 Damage (LV 14, <16/20)

Farmer Churningson: 69 Health, 14-36 Damage, +1 Gold to winner (LV 47, 8/20) (Bounty: 8 GP)

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Income: Credit +2, Schazer +2, Shredded +2.

Contains, Please Recycle, Quailupon, to the wilds we go.

I would like to buy 2 Shoe People, people with boots for heads and that make your group run faster.

Floaties scout out the area for any infidel bigrospawn and miners keep on mining. with their bare picks.

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thank ye kindly for your generous donation, Shredded. one of the shoe people will have your name inscribed on their sole

I am going to update this tommorow or the next day, I don't have the energy to do it tonight. Sorry for the delay.

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Schazer sends Contains, Please Recycle, and Quailupon to the wilds.

Schazer:
~~~FLED~~~Ratfolk Contains: 12 Health, 2-6 Damage (LV 5, 5/20)
~~~FLED~~~Ratfolk Please Recycle: 10 Health, 2-4 Damage (LV 4, 6/20)
Spartridge Quailupon: 7 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 2, 11/20)

Wilds:
Miner Piggy: 16 Health, 3-6 Damage (LV 5)
Miner River: 15 Health, 3-7 Damage (LV 5)
Farmer Banks: 5 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1)

Events:

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Miner Piggy is moving fastest!
Miner River has killed Spartridge Quailupon!
Ratfolk Contains flees for their life!
Ratfolk Please Recycle flees for their life!

Combat has ended.

No GP rewards.

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Credit's Floaties scout out the area. Oh dear enemies who would have expected this.

Credit
Floaty Dingy: 21 Health, (1-21)^-1 Damage (LV 14, 99/20)
Floaty Bounty: 22 Health, (1-19)^-1 Damage (LV 14, 99/20)

Wild
~~Fled~~Miner Beardbeard: 7 Health, 2-5 Damage (LV 2)
~~Fled~~Miner Fourtyniner: 18 Health, 8-13 Damage (LV 14)
~~Fled~~Spartridge Partridge: 7 Health, 4-8 Damage (LV 12)

Combat:

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Turbo!
Miner Beardbeard, Miner Fourtyniner, and Spartridge Partridge flee!

Your heroes have leveled 8 times!

Levels:
Floaty Dingy: 28 Health, (1-24)^-1 Damage (LV 18, 19/20)
Floaty Bounty: 26 Health, (1-23)^-1 Damage (LV 18, 19/20)

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Bigro: TO THE FUCKING WILDS!

Bigro
Farmer Churningson: 69 Health, 14-36 Damage, +1 Gold to winner (LV 47, 62/20) (Bounty: 8 GP)

Wilds
Farmer Huskington: 80 Health, 11-32 Damage (LV 44)

Info:

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Farmer Churningson is moving fastest!
Farmer Huskingson is killed!
Combat is over!

GP reward: 6 GP. Your hero leveled 3 times!

Leveling
Farmer Churningson: 73 Health, 15-40 Damage, +1 Gold to winner (LV 50, 2/20) (Bounty: 8 GP)

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Income: +2 to Schazer/Credit/Shredded

Gonna by a Shoe Person, call it Stiletto, send everyone except the Miners into battle.

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