Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

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Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
Why me = Fry me = It's shrimp gumbo night ladies amd gentlemen!
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
Do you sea anemone?
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
I'm Tired of these Monkey Fighting zombies on this Monday to Friday resort

Shank Bigro
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
No-Revival Votals

Bigro - 4 (Coldblooded, Schazer, amosmyn, Phish)

Abstaining - 7 (Not The Author, Seedy, Granolaman, LegendaryQ, Sruixan, Acionyx, Bigro)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
coming back into the game is unfair for the rest of us bro

shankvote bigro
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
...

...don't mind me - I'm just gonna be stood here clutching my trophy for a few minutes more while my brain ticks through the sheer awesomeness that was the ceremony...

(I also need to figure out what the heck I was doing, if anything)

(...I sincerely doubt I was...)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
Not The Author has brought a clipboard and lots of paper with him today. He jots down

Well if you're not busy right now, could you help me figure out which knucklehead's most likely to have sent me this?

on a sheet and hands it over to Sruix, along with a note made from magazine clippings, which reads

sEedY was hEre

.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
must be that meddling detective

and his little car too

(04-07-2015, 10:54 PM)Not The Author Wrote: »Not The Author has brought a clipboard and lots of paper with him today. He jots down

Well if you're not busy right now, could you help me figure out which knucklehead's most likely to have sent me this?

on a sheet and hands it over to Sruix, along with a note made from magazine clippings, which reads

sEedY was hEre

.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
Oh hey, I'm still sitting on Package #2 from last year night. I'll gladly pass it along to whoever best provokes Dalm/the HeckPort.

Plus hammering before rollcall's finished is lame and I'd rather catch that pesky necromancer than shank another bloodless zombie.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
I'd neck the notromancer, just sayin'
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
I mean, Granola, shanking a zomber comber fails to sate bloodlust, so we can have the consolation satisfaction of bigro dying twice, and eat our cake too!

I think my metaphors are getting mangled here. I'd also like your package, Granola, ifyaknowwhatImean
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
MAIL

The post for the day's air-dropped in! Rather than the two-a-day the resort's become accustomed to, there's only one lonely package this time.

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Stamped rather oddly as well. Must mean there's something really good inside!

Votals

Bigro - 5 (Coldblooded, Schazer, amosmyn, Phish, LegendaryQ)

Abstaining - 6 (Not The Author, Seedy, Granolaman, Sruixan, Acionyx, Bigro)

Mailtals

Abstaining - 11 (Coldblooded, Schazer, amosmyn, Phish, LegendaryQ, Not The Author, Seedy, Granolaman, Sruixan, Acionyx, Bigro)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
Mailmake: Schazer
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
Shank: Bigro

(04-08-2015, 04:39 AM)Granolaman Wrote: »Oh hey, I'm still sitting on Package #2 from last year night. I'll gladly pass it along to whoever best provokes Dalm/the HeckPort.

Plus hammering before rollcall's finished is lame and I'd rather catch that pesky necromancer than shank another bloodless zombie.


Not necessarily interested in the package but

toss a ceramic corgi into whatever's going on with dalm
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
Im going rub myself down with a bit of Repellant Soft Frog
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
You all know the drill by now, and the zombie dismemberment is merciless. Bigro doth protest not enough, it seems.

Bigro was a Zombie Shanker.

The day's deliberations roll on, as everyone's eager for some actual blood.

Livelist

1. Schazer
2. Not The Author
3. Seedy
4. Granolaman
5. Coldblooded
6. amosmyn
7. Phish
8. LegendaryQ
9. Sruixan
10. Acionyx

With 10 players alive, it takes 6 votes to groupshank. Day deadline is in ~69 hours or at 1:00 PM EST on Saturday, April 11th.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
Alright, so as long as we're all going necromancer hunting now, I decided to take a quick look back through the thread to figure out who's been trying to stay off all of the zombie lynches.

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Conclusion?

Shank Seedy.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
(04-07-2015, 10:54 PM)Not The Author Wrote: »Not The Author has brought a clipboard and lots of paper with him today. He jots down

Well if you're not busy right now, could you help me figure out which knucklehead's most likely to have sent me this?

on a sheet and hands it over to Sruix, along with a note made from magazine clippings, which reads

sEedY was hEre

.

...well, I can but try... the only way I know how...

*cough*

Alright people, come on now. Who's responsible for this? Own up and I'll shank you, okay?

...

I mean, alternatively, we could take the note at face value and suppose it was the work of... huh, some curious character by the name of "sEedY". Well, goodness only knows who that might be, and I'm pretty sure that between us all, we shanked goodness a long time ago so we can't exactly ask...

(also I take it the capital letters spelling "EYE" is just a coincidence picked out by the bit of my brain that thinks in puzzles all the time)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
Thats good enough for me!

Shank Seedy
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
You know before my pigeon developed an insatible bloodlust he really did dig seeds.
But he's dead.
In honour of his death lets scatter his remains on Mr. Pidge's grave.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
[b]shank seeds[b]
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
Shank: Seedy

MailShank: Acionyx
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
i support coldblooded's analysis and conclusion to shank seedy

does anybody particularly want the mail, because i'm fine with whoever

quickedit: bold formatting
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (16/71 Alive)
Oh, right, um, anyone want to volunteer to be dayshanked? Only I can't remember if I had a plan or not...