Posts: 21
Joined: Feb 2015
Pronouns:
Location: Austin, TX
02-14-2015, 04:14 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-14-2015, 06:48 PM by quiltyquilty.)
![[Image: ma4tuyT.png]](https://i.imgur.com/ma4tuyT.png)
this is the worst place someone could be ever
welcome to botany.
as one of the most laid back departments on the station, your job is to grow weed and tend to the bees. occasionally they'll cuddle with you and vomit up some honey, usually enriched with the nectar of your cannabis. of course you can grow other things, but cannabis can rarely sell on the market for a large amount of money, and that makes the quartermaster happy.
in your hand is an empty watering can, which can be refilled pretty easily at a nearby watertank (its just out of sight i promise). it can hold up to 120 units of water. in your satchel (which can't be seen, ever) is the following:
-produce satchel, which can hold up to 50 plants.
-a handheld seed fabricator, which is pretty rare around these parts. it'll dispense all kinds of seeds, but not as many as the full vending machine.
-a chainsaw. used to kill unsavory plants, including the more aggressive ones. it won't hold up in a fight with a human, so don't try.
-a bottle of atrazine, the standard weedkiller.
huh.
you walk over to the full-size seed fabricator. i guess you can choose what you want. to the left is a table with a box of beakers and a bottle of ammonia. to the right is a tray for planting stuff. what do you do, then?
>
Posts: 3,931
Joined: Mar 2013
Pronouns: Male
Location: The deepest, most petrifying depths of your local Wal-Mart
02-14-2015, 04:17 AM
plant the chainsaw, create the most unsavory plant of all
Posts: 1,842
Joined: Sep 2011
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: UK
02-14-2015, 04:18 AM
down the ammonia
Posts: 3,242
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: She/They/He/Whatever
Location: Kelowna, BC, Canada, THE MOON
02-14-2015, 04:19 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-14-2015, 05:18 AM by Robust Laser.)
No I changed my mind get grass seeds. Make the station beautiful.
Posts: 4,983
Joined: Jan 2000
Pronouns:
Location:
02-14-2015, 05:01 AM
You must be registered to view this content.
Posts: 7,445
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: they/them/whatever
Location: Coast.
02-14-2015, 07:11 AM
grow bananas then scatter banana skins everywhere.
Posts: 2,497
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: He/they
Location: Strudel Central
02-14-2015, 07:16 AM
prank-call the head of security that's always a laugh
Posts: 21
Joined: Feb 2015
Pronouns:
Location: Austin, TX
02-15-2015, 02:08 AM
you try to take out the produce satchel, but you can't. you have the watering can in your right hand.
Posts: 1,842
Joined: Sep 2011
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: UK
02-15-2015, 02:19 AM
water the vending machine, causing all of its contents to sprout simultaneously
Posts: 744
Joined: Mar 2013
Pronouns: she/her
Location: the incredulous residence of Our Great Runas
02-15-2015, 02:43 AM
Go to table with chemicals. Initiate SCIENCE.
Posts: 711
Joined: May 2012
Pronouns: she/her
Location:
02-15-2015, 04:51 PM
>Hide from CLON.
Posts: 139
Joined: Aug 2011
Pronouns: She, Her, Hers
Location: Scotland
02-15-2015, 09:20 PM
Bash the vending machine with the can, covering yourself in water in the process