Good day! Please, enter my shop

My it's hot outside. Have some water on the house, and we can discuss business.

I have no wares to peddle, no goods to flog. Instead, I am a purveyor of information. Can I interest you in a message? A large number? A picture of a dog?

Okay, I'm in your shop now. I think I'll browse your information a bit longer before deciding on a purchase.

Your air conditioning is nice.

can I get a picture of a dog wearing a picture of a dog.

i would like the dog picture

I'm looking for small, artisanal numbers.

Ah, but do you have a picture of a frog?

i would like the dog picture

Ah, a fine choice. Let me just spin up the information machine.

Code:

0000000 6f64 2e67 6e70 0a67                    
0000008

0000000 5089 474e 0a0d 0a1a 0000 0d00 4849 5244
0000010 0000 1e00 0000 1e00 0608 0000 3b00 ae30
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0000ac5

Your dog picture, my friend. Very well rendered, if I do say so myself.

I'm looking for small, artisanal numbers.

Hm, let me see what I have on file.

Code:

0000000 6965 6867 2e74 6e70 0a67              
000000a

0000000 5089 474e 0a0d 0a1a 0000 0d00 4849 5244
0000010 0000 c800 0000 c800 0208 0000 2200 393a
0000020 00c9 0000 7009 5948 0073 0b00 0013 0b00
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0000380 42ae 8260                              
0000384

Ah yes, this is a number of my own devising. I dabble occasionally in self-similar information.

Ah, but do you have a picture of a frog?

This is a legitimate establishment! We do not stock such contraband. Please, make no mention again, I could be shut down by the authorities!

SpoilerShow

come around back at midnight, i'm sure an... arrangement can be made

nice!!!

can I get a picture of a dog wearing a picture of a dog.

Hm, this does not ring a bell. Let me check the information machine.

Code:

0000000 6168 6b77 742e 7478 000a              
0000009

0000000 7468 7074 2f3a 652f 6761 656c 742d 6d69
0000010 2e65 6f63 2f6d 6873 776f 6874 6572 6461
0000020 702e 7068 743f 6469 313d 3630 0a32    
000002e

Well, it seems this information does not exist. I can put you on back order, if you wish to wait for the information to be sought out or created.

come around back at midnight, i'm sure an... arrangement can be made

(You return to the shop, only to find it abandoned. The shopkeeper and the information machine have vanished without a trace. A cold glass of water stands alone on a table.)

thank you

i drink the water