a parody of a song about cars but it's actually about homestuck experiences

I can't take this kind of pressure.
I feel a bit better there's only twelve letters,
But I really can't think of a name

My troll has horns like a walrus.
Huss never said that my troll would be dead if his horns went right through his brain

HOMESTUCK

My troll's a slime-eating subjug
He's basically Gamzee but more of a pansy, he's also got Sollux's quirk

HOMESTUCK

And there ain't nothing Huss will do about it!

HOMESTUCK

Pardon me while I vomit!

HOMESTUCK, HOMESTUCK, HOMESTUCK

I made interactive fiction
I made interactive fiction
Creating, awaiting adventures updating, but fate took 'em all in the end

I wrote the plot for a roleplay
The twists and the turns and the secrets to learn
But the shutdown stole the stories from sight

HOMESTUCK

Once took my troll to a contest
Once took my troll to a contest
I wasn't mollified by being disqualified for having more than one colour of blood
I made so many threads, I just couldn't stop
The world needed another bloodswap

YOU'RE HOMESTUCK

HOMESTUCK!

Composed a fan song for a contest
The beats seemed all find but the competitors so fine
Can't do much with LMMS

HOMESTUCK

My Fantroll dated Nepeta!
She lived in a tower and had psychic powers
Basically Vriska but nice

HOMESTUCK

Had to sort through trollplay applications
Half of them losers or some Mary Sue
That a teen thought was terrific to do

Then they started ero roleplay
Between all the honks, stair warnings and gronks
Now I'm triggered by the word tentabulge

HOMESTUCK, HOMESTUCK, HOMESTUCK!

this is what the reference


add a verse if you can

I believe I have already done enough.