Hamfia - GAME OVER - PICK YER POISON DID IT. SPECTACULAR. AMAZING.

VIOLENTLY BLUDGEON WITH THE WHEEL OF DEATH: Solaris

I fell asleep.
Snore, snore.

NOTHING

GODDAMN

HAPPENS

I vote for Solaris.

I mean, I'm not even playing but Christ SOMEBODY MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN

FOR FUCK'S SAKE

I GRAB MIRDINI AND SRUIXAN'S UNCONSCIOUS BODIES AND BEAT SOLARIS TO DEATH WITH THEM

PL JUST VOTE FOR ME SO I CAN DIE VOTING FOR MIRDINI
IT IS ALL I HAVE LEFT

But I think you are toooooown

BUUUUUUUUH this make no sense! Why not off Mirdi now? If Solaris is town
we gain many information from this.

BUUUH.
Vote Solaris

KNOW THAT WHEN I DIED
I DIED HATING MIIIIIIIIIIIRDIIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIII
*poof*

ANDD THEN SOLARIS WAS HIMSELF.

HE ONLY HAD ONE THING IN THIS WORLD - HIS UNDYING HATRED OF MIRDINI.

HE WAS VANILLA GODDAMN TOWN AND WOULD WIN WHEN THE TOWN WON.

NIGHT ENDS IN 48 HOURS.

SCHAZER MAY CONTINUE TO TALK TO HER HEARTS DELIGHT.

Since at this point it doesn't matter: The Game has Ended. why?

Because Mirdini is now little more than an inky splotch.

Mirdini was Ursula, a sea witch who specialized in heavily one sided bargains. each night she could tempt one player into changing their alignment into a third party, but with only three days to fulfill their wincon - and one that was designed to be harder than usual to fulfill. If they failed to meet their new wincon before the three days were up, they would be effectively removed from the game until Mirdini's death.

Even if they failed to accept, he would learn some information about them. One player was immune. He was the mafia's tempter/flavor cop.

Above all of this, in a giant fucking humanoid robot, is PYP who did not get one decent fight this entire time.

Pick Yer Poison was Domon Kasshu - being a heroic ham in his home animu, he had no interest in helping the mafia in their aims. He did however wish for a decent fight, and each night he could select another player to get in a scuffle with. Pity no one else had a giant robot. He was the town vig.

Raving in his own corner about ham and causing the end of it is Professor Lizzard. The years have not been kind on the DEFENDER OF THE EARTH!

Professor Lizzard was CAPTAIN GORDON, DEFENDER OF THE EARTH! He could always rely on his bustytrusty assistant Jennifer, and robot buddy Thursday to help him in his fight against evil!

Too bad they weren't here, effectively rendering him Vanilla Town.

Comatose, but by no means dead, is Sruixan. the only thing you hear from him muttering under his breath is 'why me..."

Sruixan was Jaffar - an evil advisor if ever there was one. He had approached the mafia inquiring as if to join in their escapades, but was rebuffed. In a fit of vindictive fury he subsequently allied himself with the town. He would have pulled out some magical ability of his had all of the town PRs gone down - making him an unknowing town backup. He was otherwise a 'nilla townie.

There is also Granolaman, being very...very...LOUD.

Granolaman was BRIAN BLESSED, and HE WAS VERY GODDAMN LOUD. Each night he could visit another player, and with his bombastic personality would not only protect them from any ill will but also inform who he targetted of his presence. He was a town LOUD doctor

And Dragon Fogel only craves the pleasures of the flesh.

Dragon Fogel was Dr. Frank-n-Furter, an Alien from Transexual, Transylvania. Really only being after the more depraved pleasures of the flesh and seducing others, he had no intention of actively killing the others. Therefore he was sided with the town, albeit with no powers of his own.

and with the mafia defeated, and the new queen bitch in town, everything is looking okay.

Sort of.

Until something explodes in the future.

THE GAME IS OVER. THE TOWN, CONSISTING OF PICK YER POISON, JACQUEREL, SOLARIS, BRIAN, GRANOLAMAN, DRAGON FOGEL, SRUIXAN, AND CAT, AS WELL AS SCHAZER HAVE WON.

The Mafia, consisting of Woffles (lol), Mirdini (lolol), and Wheat (hyperbus lololol), have lost.

HATRED FIGHTING LOVE

MVP

Wheat you are misunderstanding me. I was complaining not because silly stuff happened, but because people only cared about the silly stuff, and were not playing. Why go to a party if all you do is hide behind the curtains???
But who cares.

I was right about Dini, yaaay. Grats to PYP for being an excellent Vig.

still hurts, PYP. still hurts :(

still hurts, PYP. still hurts :(

maybe domon can have a giant robot fight to celebrate which would
you know

but in all seriousness, while i wont pretend that OH YEA GUYS I MADE LOTS OF CONTRIBUTIONS
LOOK AT THAT VOTE ON MIRDINI
YEA
i find it kind of weird that you are contending this win thingy in particular
like on the one hand, you are downspeachalmporwring PL because he attempted to play the game known as mafia over doing that other thing (althouh tbh i dont really get a lot of the things that happened here wrt this because it was supposed to be sillies??? although we maybe should hae been silly with more votes and things)
but then you go and say that oh, because no one did anything only pyp should win which is a really weird contraditcion there after considrererisng that Fogel did a lot unmechanically and wanted to bait a kill even which was smarticle!

i dunno
maybe
my opinnyon
is why are you doing this
do we really need to bring in that conversation here
about a game that was silly as hell
i mean
depending on how you look at it
it could be THEY NEVER LYNCHED SCUM
but it could also be ~THEY ONLY MISLYNCHED ONCE~
hee
hee
hee

i dont know what i am doing here
where are you
where am i
who are all you people
where did all these words come from...
did... did i write these?????
oh... OH.... OH GOD.......
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SpoilerShow

Fogel gave me the idea of lynching woff, and I picked up the plan of lynching Mirdini if the Solarilynch failed from I think PL. It was...sort of a group effort?

I was kind of annoyed that PL was all "I REQUIRE MODKILL" after overhearing me ask some stuff in #mspafa that pertained to another game, though. :1

Sure, I give my win to PYP. He is now a doublewinner.