SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight

It. Is. ON!!!

Rules:
1. Suggest something competitive.
2. SeaWyrm and I will compete.
3. ???
4. Winner.

You may join in the slapfight only if your avatar is reptile-related. No, Credit, a toaster is not a reptile.

Do you approve, SeaWyrm?

competition round 1: write satirical screenplays no longer than 10 pages

who can produce the most sensuous aroma?

I approve of everything except that poll at the top of the thread, which is asking me to make a decision that is not only impossible, but downright nonsensical.

who can produce the most sensuous aroma?

I'll have this be the first challenge because a'int nobody got time for the other choice (i'll get around to that eventually).



your move, wyrmy.

A good choice, but frankly, if it was me, I'd have gone with the purple.

In any case, here's some frying freshly-caught cod:

i vote garuru, because theirs is the only one that seems like it could get you high if you kept at it long enough, and i hate fish

You've never gotten high off fried cod? What a poor, sad existence you must lead.

vote for pedro. haha

I'm not sure I can compare those aromas adequately; my vote goes to whoever can produce an aroma that best panders to me personally.

My vote goes to however has the most metallic-tasting food. Like the edge of a blade in someone's throat. A friendly edge of a blade, of course. This is a competition calling for good sportsmanship!

Although I've been leery of this tryst from the VERY BEGINNINNNNG,,,

I'm not sure I can compare those aromas adequately; my vote goes to whoever can produce an aroma that best panders to me personally.

EDIT: I'm not really sure what "sleeping" smells like.

um obviously it smells like dreams. have an orange dreamsicle, slo

...well, dang.

Wait, no, you can't smell those. They're too cold. Hah! But you know what you CAN smell?


The carbonation will carry the aroma directly into your nostrils. It's a scientific fact.

They're digital aromas. I can just smell the smells of Google Smell

I think you're supposed to work out w/o applying speed stick and then test it in public and film reactions to show who produces the most sensuous aroma. These pictures are not evidence of you producing any aromas.

I will do just that when these come out: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...rable.html

(no i won't theyre too expensive and id prefer that this contest doesnt cost money to anybody)

and seawyrm, your olfactory orifices must be clogged up from all that salt water youve been swimming in because i can smell dreamsicles just fine.

they smell better than you'll ever know.

Salt water is cleansing. You must be deluding yourself. Everyone knows that cold things don't smell like anything.

Smell, as a chemical medium, works less efficiently the colder an environment gets (and the drier as well, since the binding of molecules to scent receptors requires an aqueous medium, I think), so I have to go with SeaWyrm on this one.

Fair enough. It does have a distinctive aroma when it's warmer (melted) so that's what I was going with I guess. SeaWyrm's drink was probably more fitting but it didn't have Orange Dream in the name.

Garuru: 1 (for the lemon scented marker)
SeaWyrm: 1 (for the orange cream soda)

Next challenge, bigro's "Stop Laying Eggs! Challenge"

I am a male, so I win automatically.

Not sure about SeaWyrm, though, and I don't want to presume.

I am a male as well.
You do not win automatically. Neither of us wins. You cannot stop doing something that you haven't started doing.
I, however, will leverage the fact that to "lay an egg" is a colloquialism for farting. I claim to have farted in the past. I will now cease farting.

Sunbasking contest, best of three.

Race to scrape the most algae off the seafloor around the Galapagos islands

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