(12-04-2016, 12:02 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »

(12-03-2016, 09:07 PM)a52 Wrote: »

(12-03-2016, 08:20 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I copy-pasted my spreadsheet stuff into Google Sheets and it didn't entirely make through alive

but hey, give it a look-see if you like

I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at.

yeah whoops the fact that text colours did not get preserved meant the column headings were obliterated so uh

PPSSOR: old standard, tracking how many posts this player has made so far this round (so this one will be my 79th post)
PSSOR: just plain old "posts since start of round"
rule columns: 1 for pass, 0 for fail - I've always had them colour-coded to players but the lack of text colouration isn't helping
!!: for quick reference to posts that are interesting with regards to certain rules
COMMENT: this column either contains the post verbatim (no background), a comment on the post (orange background) or a verbatim dog post (purple background)
Rule 3 sheet: this was me checking my rule 3 theories by only recording rule 3 pass/fails for the seven most frequent posters (see Discord)

(12-04-2016, 01:20 AM)a52 Wrote: »Ahhh, I see. Interesting that the only rule four pass is a blank post.

I was messing around with various ways of looping in Daoyu (")))#", "><"), and while I didn't find anything that gave me inspiration for my quine, I did come up with a much more efficient truth machine.

Code:

$$$; @ takes input
=(!*S)=(*S=S=S.............. @ if it's a zero, end the program
!:))))))))[[[[[[[[>< @ if it's a one, delete the first half of the TLP and loop
@ It was a lucky coincidence that the remaining "1000" left by the SPLITs happens to be a command that doesn't affect the program, otherwise I would have had to do more work. Possibly even deleting the SPLITs themselves.

(12-04-2016, 02:13 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »b b b b b b b b...

(12-04-2016, 02:15 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I LOST COUNT AT ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY SOMETHING

(12-04-2016, 02:20 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »he's speeding up

(12-04-2016, 02:22 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »THE RECORDING HAS STOPPED! WHY HAS THE RECORDING STOPPED!? FUCK

THIS WAS THE PROBLEM IT STOPPED

That would be seven hundred sixty four times. Plus the 1260-ish previously

So I'm going to say b about five thousand times over the course of this evening. This is fine.

(12-04-2016, 02:23 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I told you the hardest part was not cracking up.

(12-04-2016, 02:23 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I accidentally pressed the 1 key for too long. Alright. Fine.

(12-04-2016, 02:25 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »bee bee buh buh bee bee buh buh

(12-04-2016, 02:36 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I guess a52 would rather hear the letter a 52 times.

(12-04-2016, 02:38 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(12-04-2016, 02:38 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »say [bbbb] per note c' g e c g f e f e f g f f e e e e e f e f e d g f e d g f e d e f g g# g# g# g f eb b e g e d e g f e e e e e c g e d e c' g e g c' a g f e f e d e c' d' d' g' f' c' c' c#' c#' c#' c#' c' g e c c c' g e c c c c' g e c c c# c' g e e e e c' a f f c' g e e e g e c e f g e c d e g e c eb g e c d e g e c# e g g e e g g e c e g e c e g g# a g e c e e c e f a g e c e g e c# e g b g e d e a g e d d e g c' [decresc] g e d e g e c e g c' a f# d f# a f# d f# a d f# d a a x x g e a# f fb f f f f f f g f f f f f f x x f f e e e x x x d d d c c c g e e c c g g c' g e d d f f f eb db db g c c a a f f d d g g e e d e g e c e g f e e g f eb db g e d d e x x g e d e f g e d e e g e db db e g e d d e f g e d e f# a c' a f d g f eb db [decresc] e g e d e f# g e d e g a g f e e a g f e e g g a g f e e e g g c' c' g e c' g g d d e e a f e g e d d e c a g f eb g g f f e e e a a f f e e e c' c' c' c' d d e e g g a a g g e e e g g f f e d e a g f e g c' b b b a g f e e g f f e d d e e g g f f eb eb db db g f e d c' a g f a g f e c' b a gb gb [laugh] c' c' e' e' e' e' f' g' g' g'!

(12-04-2016, 02:39 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »(some transcription errors obviously)

(12-04-2016, 02:47 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »For the record, I'm responsible for this.

(12-04-2016, 02:52 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »I HAVE MADE SOME QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS IN MY LIFE TIME

BUT THIS ONE JUST ABOUT TOOK THE MOTHERFUCKING CAKE AND RAMMED IT STRAIGHT DOWN MY THROAT

(warning: completely unedited, listen at your own risk)

(if anyone could actually listen to this through (there's only fourteen and a half minutes of b's you'll be fine) and keep count to verify that I didn't fuck up royally during one of the sections where my head went all funny with reverb and shit then that would be very much appreciated thank you and goodbye)

(12-04-2016, 02:57 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890

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(12-04-2016, 03:11 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »I went some significant while in the PMC voice chat without saying a particular letter, one which I have decided is cursed as a result of my incantation. This moratorium was however cut short when, without thinking, I used a common speech pattern, involving a modifier synonymous with "extremely", at which point I may or may not have screamed. Out loud. The operative word there, you understand, is "loud".

Still, who knows - perhaps I'll have more luck keeping the exclusion in tact via the medium of text...

(12-04-2016, 07:15 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »TIL this book is a thing: https://books.google.com/books?id=OaQyBgAAQBAJ&pg=PA3&dq=1ast+hair+of+the+taiL&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi9uIe1_dnQAhXhilQKHcUJAg4Q6AEIHTAA#v=onepage&q&f=false

(12-04-2016, 07:28 AM)a52 Wrote: »bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

(12-05-2016, 06:34 PM)a52 Wrote: »I just noticed the running theory for rule 3 in the spreadsheet. Jesus

(12-05-2016, 08:11 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE unfortunate DOG, "NO FOOD DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "any food." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:13 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE busy DOG, "no time DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "free time." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:14 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE messy DOG, "no hair DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "hair." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:14 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE abstract DOG, "shape DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "ideas." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:15 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE stunt DOG, "hoop jumper DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "expectations." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:17 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE sworn DOG, "twisting DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "caffeinated beverages." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:18 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE standing DOG, "loop loop DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "parasitic mail." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:18 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE drip DOG, "inferno hopper DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "facial swap." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:19 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE atomic DOG, "fuzzy electronic DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "electroweak gauge bosons." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:20 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE stare DOG, "big eye DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "unnerving feelings." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:21 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE spread DOG, "depravity DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "sleepless nights." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:21 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE not DOG, "really not a DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "false accusations." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:22 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE slimy DOG, "impostor syndrome DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "crippling fear." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:22 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE wheel stick DOG, "mystery pole DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "pacman emissions." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:23 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE suspicion DOG, "sideways looking DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "misdirected suspicion." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:23 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE shapesplitter DOG, "fox bird DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "unexpected invasions of farm animals." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:24 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE egg extraction DOG, "yolk removing DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "whole egg powder." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:24 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE symbol DOG, "constellation masquerade DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "lyres." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:25 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE good hair DOG, "do-doul-DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "unkempt hair piles." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:26 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE long hair DOG, "baa sounding DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "goat plushes." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:26 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE observer DOG, "eternal watcher DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "strangely shaped gourds." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:27 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE congregating DOG, "increasing mess DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "visits from people." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:27 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE cubist DOG, "eye side wrong DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "continued assurances." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:28 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE giraffe DOG, "anteater DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "mislabeled animals." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:29 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE disturbed giraffe DOG, "worried anteater DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "mislabeled animals with additional adjectives." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:29 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE punctual DOG, "! ? DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "audible and visible punctuation marks." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:30 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE fast DOG, "woosh zoom DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "incorrect advertising." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:31 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE cat DOG, "cat DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "cat dog." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:31 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE leg DOG, "long long leg DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "nothing since this is all you truly need." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:32 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE DOG, "DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "things that are not dogs." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:33 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE accidental decapitation DOG, "whoops DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "sudden premonitions of danger." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:34 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE green DOG, "red eye DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "coherent descriptions of pictures." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:34 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE hooky DOG, "loopy DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "unexpected tangles in your cables." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:35 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE happiness DOG, "happily expressing itself DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "unhappy days." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:36 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE shining DOG, "bright light DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "photoreceptivity in your eyes." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:37 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE hallucination DOG, "hallucination DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "are you sure this isn't a hallucination." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:37 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE cake serving DOG, "ha ha DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "sympathy." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:39 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE crystal DOG, "encased DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "freedom." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:40 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE angled DOG, "sliding down DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "condolences." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:40 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE friendlier DOG, "i'll get close to you DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "personal space." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:41 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE unfortunate incident DOG, "unlucky accident DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "lucky fortune." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:42 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE wacky DOG, "super wack DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "sensibly constructed english sentences." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:43 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE spilt milk DOG, "crying DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "continuity." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:44 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE caretaker DOG, "extremely normal DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "the barrier of sanity protecting your mind from the outer cosmos." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:46 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE human DOG, "made in the shape of humans DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "abomination." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:47 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE awaiting DOG, "tea preparing DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "party invitations from long lost relatives." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:47 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE not even a dog DOG, "this isn't even an animal much less a DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "things that are just completely incorrect, ok." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:48 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE being eaten by mystical skull DOG, "seriously get it out of here DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "calls of help from endangered dogs." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:49 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE ghost DOG, "spook spooker DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "protection from ghostly cats." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:50 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE obscenity DOG, "oh god this isn't really a DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "whatever this thing really is." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:50 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE head-parasite DOG, "i consumed your head to become your DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "friendly dogs that just want a nice owner and host." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:51 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE cute DOG, "beautiful yellow DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "posts in your spam folder." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:52 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE electoral DOG, "citizen DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "eligibility to participate in the political process." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:54 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE decomposing DOG, "you forgot me under a tarp 10 years ago DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "reminders to check that trunk in the attic." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:54 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE weirdest DOG, "incoming on a chalky hoarse DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "strep throat when you least expect it." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:55 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE spiny DOG, "this might not be a DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "careful inspection of your dogs before you hug them." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:59 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE robot DOG, "unexpected philosophical conundrum DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "daily debates about the nature of artificial intelligence." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:59 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE extremely fuzzy DOG, "almost a cat DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "cats pretending to be dogs." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 09:00 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE calligraphy describing a DOG, "if it contains the representation of a dog then it is a DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "copies of jean baudrillard's books." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 09:01 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE mass produced low quality calligraphy describing a DOG, "questioning the devaluation of automated works DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "critiques of the modern industrial process." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 09:02 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE location DOG, "where i should go DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "certainty about future plans." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 09:03 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE self-assembling DOG, "just add water to your prepackaged DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "manuals that come with your provided dogs." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 09:03 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE self-assembled DOG, "just added water to your prepackaged DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "instructions that tell you how to deactivate your prepackaged dog." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 09:04 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE rapidly approaching self-assembled DOG, "shouldn't have added water to your prepackaged DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "implements to protect yourself from your prepackaged dog." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 09:05 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE currently ripping my face off self-assembled DOG, "i've doomed us all DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP

(12-05-2016, 09:12 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »

(12-05-2016, 09:05 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE currently ripping my face off self-assembled DOG, "i've doomed us all DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP

better late than never

(12-05-2016, 09:21 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Į

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(12-05-2016, 09:26 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »highlight me

(12-05-2016, 09:26 PM)a52 Wrote: »

(12-05-2016, 08:31 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE leg DOG, "long long leg DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "nothing since this is all you truly need." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:34 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE green DOG, "red eye DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "coherent descriptions of pictures." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:34 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE hooky DOG, "loopy DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "unexpected tangles in your cables." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:37 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE hallucination DOG, "hallucination DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "are you sure this isn't a hallucination." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:42 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE wacky DOG, "super wack DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "sensibly constructed english sentences." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:43 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE spilt milk DOG, "crying DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "continuity." Thanks.

(12-05-2016, 08:44 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE caretaker DOG, "extremely normal DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "the barrier of sanity protecting your mind from the outer cosmos." Thanks.

No, thank you.

(12-05-2016, 09:27 PM)a52 Wrote: »I never wanted any of those things, and now I don't have to worry!

(12-05-2016, 09:29 PM)Akumu Wrote: »

welcome to the space olympics

What if i were to say “welcome to the space consortium”?

gom

????????????????????????????????????

on how to break rule 3...

DO YOU DARE DANCE A DANCE WITH DRAGONS??

i don't know what the space consortium is but i feel very welcome there

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(12-05-2016, 09:31 PM)Akumu Wrote: »

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(04-24-2016, 11:11 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »This post fails rules 2, 3, 4 and 5.

wOW!

YOU'RE IN FRIG CITY

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This is a cool updated repost of the original post

Ive changed this so the content is more family friendly

Pardon me, friend. Could you point me in the direction of the Space Consortium?

Youre standing in it one akumu

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(12-05-2016, 09:55 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »

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(12-05-2016, 10:27 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I just got back and looked at what I missed and what have I just experienced.

(12-05-2016, 10:39 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RXjsmVP6l2

(12-05-2016, 10:57 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I am unproductive.
I was unproductive.
I will be unproductive.
I have been unproductive.
I had been unproductive.
I will have been unproductive.
I would have been unproductive.
I would be unproductive.
I am being unproductive.
I had been being unproductive.
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(12-05-2016, 11:03 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »

(12-05-2016, 10:57 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I am unproductive.
I was unproductive.
I will be unproductive.
I have been unproductive.
I had been unproductive.
I will have been unproductive.
I would have been unproductive.
I would be unproductive.
I am being unproductive.
I had been being unproductive.
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tag yourself I'm

uh

all of the above I guess

(12-05-2016, 11:06 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Reyweld's 4.

(12-05-2016, 11:27 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »

(12-05-2016, 11:03 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »

(12-05-2016, 10:57 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I am unproductive.
I was unproductive.
I will be unproductive.
I have been unproductive.
I had been unproductive.
I will have been unproductive.
I would have been unproductive.
I would be unproductive.
I am being unproductive.
I had been being unproductive.
I will have been being unproductive.
I would be being unproductive.
I would have been being unproductive.

tag yourself I'm

uh

all of the above I guess

QFT
(Quod Futura Transiero)

(12-05-2016, 11:35 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »

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(12-06-2016, 01:25 AM)a52 Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.

(12-06-2016, 02:06 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.

(12-06-2016, 02:06 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.

(consistency test)

(12-06-2016, 02:06 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.

(12-06-2016, 02:07 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.

(12-06-2016, 02:12 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.

(12-06-2016, 02:13 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.

(12-06-2016, 02:15 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »"But, hang on. The negotiations worked out, didn't they?" you say. "The prisoners were exchanged, we settled a new rain treaty, think there was something else but those were the big ones. I was kind of out of it back then."

Razor doesn't say anything.

"But then, I guess I wouldn't have heard of anything that failed if the council were keeping it close to their vest, would I?"

"About fifteen percent of our members are from Kandria," Razor says. He seems to be leaving it to you to figure out the rest.

"Kandria. Right, I think I heard about this. There was a failed revolution some time back. Rebels were either hunted down or fled to the swamp. But the hardliners are running things now, and they want vengeance. They want the Bogknights to hand over any identifiable Kandrian prisoners as soon as possible." You stop and think for a bit. "So let me take a bit of a guess here. Silver was trying to get a formal treaty saying they wouldn't send any prisoners back, no matter what their home countries requested."

"Indeed. It was a sticking point. Silver thought Long was personally amenable to it, but was facing pressure from his superiors back home."

"Let me guess. Back home in Kandria."

"I don't know what trick Silver had in mind to get that agreement, but whatever it was, we couldn't do it without him. Rider and Claws did manage a strong agreement, it's true. But not one that could provide our Kandrian troops with a sense of relief."

"Why didn't Silver stick around to see that through?"

"I have my theories, but they're confidential. Regardless, I think you have enough information to grasp the nature of my worries now."

"You think we've got a Kandrian spy in our midst."

He doesn't say anything. He's not going to confirm it or deny it, not here.

"I believe we are done here, unless you have anything else to ask. Best be quick if you do, though. I'm a busy man."

Well. Do you?

(12-06-2016, 02:15 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »here,have one more post to grade.

(12-06-2016, 02:18 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.

(12-06-2016, 02:19 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »This is a Swamped update.

It's an update of Swamped.

Now, you might think this is unofficial, but I assure you - it's very real.

That's all for this update.

Thanks.

Me! Wrote:HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE 1987 WORLD SERIES!
Between two teams who I don't care to remember the names of!
OH NO! It looks like a person has come onto the field of play! WHAT WILL WE DO NOW???

[This shitpost here to make the grading post visible]

(12-05-2016, 11:06 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Reyweld's 4.

(06-03-2016, 11:50 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »

(06-04-2016, 05:41 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I have never had a sweet dinner roll in my life

Dinner rolls are mockeries of real bread products

(06-04-2016, 05:42 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Croissants are where its at. Buttery, flakey; good with jam and icing sugar or black forest ham and gouda cheese, even by itself!

Also Diet Pop is only good as a bathroom cleaner, I didn't think you'd stoop to such a low blow.

(06-04-2016, 05:46 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Croissants are like the fucking nobles of the bread world, so don't you talk shit about croissants

(06-04-2016, 05:47 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Food of the angels

(06-04-2016, 05:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Some other good bread products include: baguette (especially on soup!), hot cross buns, naan, pita (with tzatziki or baba ganoush), Sour Dough Bread (the Monarch of bread products), Rye Bread

(06-04-2016, 11:49 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »

(06-04-2016, 11:07 PM)Loather Wrote: »

(06-04-2016, 05:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Rye Bread

no

rye is disgusting, even worse than croissants

Yes friend, I too once thought this way, but was enlightened by a moister rye bread with some sort of cheesy veggie dip onto (with like zucchini or something)

Also I've only had rye bread like 3 times in my entire life, so I don't really remember how it tasted when it wasn't prepared with double-plus-love.

(06-04-2016, 05:41 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I _ never _ _ sweet dinner roll in my life

Dinner rolls _ mockeries of _ _ products

(06-04-2016, 05:42 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »_ _ where its _. Buttery, _; good with _ _ icing _ or _ forest _ _ _ cheese, even by itself!

_ Diet Pop is only good _ _ _ _, I didn't think you'd stoop to such _ low blow.

(06-04-2016, 05:46 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »_ _ like the fucking nobles of the _ world, so don't you _ shit _ _

(06-04-2016, 05:47 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Food of the _

(06-04-2016, 05:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Some other good _ products include: _ (_ on soup!), hot cross buns, _, _ (with _ or _ _), Sour Dough _ (the _ of _ products), Rye _

(06-04-2016, 11:49 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »

(06-04-2016, 11:07 PM)_ Wrote: »

(06-04-2016, 05:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Rye _

no

rye is disgusting, even worse _ _

Yes friend, I too once thought this _, but _ enlightened by _ moister rye _ with some sort of cheesy veggie dip onto (with like zucchini or something)

_ I've only _ rye _ like 3 times in my entire life, so I don't _ remember how it _ when it _ _ with double-plus-love.

(06-04-2016, 05:41 PM)_ Wrote: »I _ _ _ _ _ _ roll in my _

_ rolls _ _ of _ _ products

(06-04-2016, 05:42 PM)_ Wrote: »_ _ _ its _. _, _; good with _ _ icing _ or _ _ _ _ _ _, _ by _!

_ _ Pop is only good _ _ _ _, I didn't think you'd stoop to such _ low blow.

(06-04-2016, 05:46 PM)_ Wrote: »_ _ _ _ fucking _ of _ _ world, so don't you _ shit _ _

(06-04-2016, 05:47 PM)_ Wrote: »Food of _ _

(06-04-2016, 05:51 PM)_ Wrote: »_ _ good _ products _: _ (_ on soup!), hot cross buns, _, _ (with _ or _ _), Sour Dough _ (_ _ of _ products), _ _

(06-04-2016, 11:49 PM)_ Wrote: »

(06-04-2016, 11:07 PM)_ Wrote: »no

_ is disgusting, _ _ _ _

_ _, I too _ thought this _, but _ _ by _ _ _ _ with _ sort of _ _ dip onto (with _ zucchini or _)

_ _ only _ _ _ _ 3 _ in my _ _, so I don't _ _ how it _ _ it _ _ with _-plus-_.