earthexe has 1000 posts now

BUT WHO FUCKING CARES

SPREAD THREAD

Do we crown you King of the Hawk Space?

Not until I make the post counter overflow

Awwwww man, I had a crown ready just for such an occasion and all that. : (

Okay, for funzies then

i cannot find an appropriate spread of Maple Butter, just the jar.

that's a good spread

On Shark Tank they said it had gotten into 75 of 100 Costco stores but I don't even know if that includes the ones in Canada.

Which is ironic, who opens in the U.S. with maple syrup and not Canada.

Still haven't tasted it. Still sad.

Yo what the hell. Hole knife? What wizardry is this?

On Thanksgiving I was cooking soup and I used up all I repeat alllll of my parsley and I still didn't think I could really taste the parsley in the soup. So I called my friend who was at Walmart to see if they had any parsley there he could buy. But they didn't have parsley at Walmart. The regular grocery store I go to where I bought my not-enough parsley is closed already at this point, a few hours before the meal. So I go to the little Mexican market down the street which is still open. I ask them if they have any parsley. But all they have is cilantro. So I don't buy it but then they try to sell me their homemade guacamole, which apparently they just made. And of course being me I can't resist, because it's guacamole, even though guacamole really has nothing to do with Thanksgiving. I bring back the guacamole and it's probably the sharpest, most cilantro-y guacamole I've ever had. I put some on bread but really no one wanted to eat my guacamole that day cause it was Thanksgiving.

I do.


Congratulations!

some maple butter pics

also ty reyweld, for caring <3