Bloody Beatrice and the Deer of Untruth [Suggestions Open, updated June 24]

She appeared into this world in a puff of smoke and glitter.


There he was, ready to greet her.

A little boy with dark blond hair, pointed ears, and antlers that curled onto themselves in ways thought to be impossible in three dimensional space. But they did, and there was no need for explaining it for they already existed.
"Hello there, madam," was how he greeted the Newcomer.
The Newcomer was unsure of the proper way to respond. Dear readers, could any of you help someone as unfamiliar with this land as you find the words to say?

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This is my first forum adventure. I only have mspaint and a mouse so it's not very good. Sorry!

"Madam?! I'm not that old yet!"

or

"Who are you, exactly?"

The newcomer should scream in terror, or anger, or something.

The newcomer should scream in terror, or anger, or something.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Oh, no no no. This is not how I was told it would happen. No no no."

"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAA"

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHY AM I HERE"

Good second introductions for anyone.

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drawing with the mouse is too hard so i'm going to use my tablet. he's still using a mouse but i'm not. don't think too hard about it and don't notice the slight increase in clarity.

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"WHO ARE YOU AND WHY AM I HERE"

Good second introductions for anyone.

"YOU LOOK LIKE A MONSTER AND I WANT TO GO HOME!"

"I'm a... monster?" The deer boy was shocked and terrified by this new development.

Don't be so mean

"How could you...

"HAVE POSSIBLY KNOWN???"

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this isn't how i planned my adventure to go at all. ^_^;

The image might be too big but I don't know how to make it smaller ):

Is this OFF?

> Check inventory. Is there a weapon you can use?

Skedaddle!!

climb up a tree

>Make like a tree and bark defensively.

> You know what it's a good time for? Jazz hands.

> Check inventory. Is there a weapon you can use?

In the Newcomer's purse was a toothbrush and an unopened tube of toothpaste. Tools suitable for fighting cavities, but not deer monsters twenty times her size. She also had a water bottle, a wallet with seven dollars and 52 cents, a container of medications, and a large jawbreaker.


"LITTLE GIRL, BE CAREFUL," the deer threatened.

Skedaddle!!

No match for the beast, she fled as quickly as she could on her tiny pathetic legs. He didn't chase after her. In fact, he didn't do anything at all but speak.

"THIS WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE."

"IT'S FULL OF PUZZLES"

"TRAPS"

"AND HINDRANCES."

climb up a tree

"I KNOW YOU WANT TO GO HOME."

"BUT IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE..."

"YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RETURN.

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Sorry for the delay! When I woke up yesterday there were a lot of commands and images to make. I wanted to make this panel in full color but the wood and the fur are both brown and it looked weird when I colored them. X( srry i did some research and there's some kinds of deer with white fur but i don't feel like changing the image

EDIT IN MAY: i forgot to draw the water bottle

look for a key under the welcome mat

look for a key under the welcome mat

There is no door!

look for a door under the welcome mat

Is there no way inside? Or is it just a door frame with no door?

Keep walking into it like it isn't there!

Is there no way inside? Or is it just a door frame with no door?

the latter

Knock on the air

Go in!!!!!!!